Mailbag: How Can I Get More Than A Memory?

Staff | March 19th, 2008 Email Share

What artist is switching to country music?
Snoop Dogg apparently has an Everlast country song on his new album, Jessica Simpson is from Texas and therefore undeniably country, and Bon Jovi and the Eagles tried on a pair of country music boots last year–so tell me, which artists aren’t switching to country music? - Brody

And most disturbing is the fact that out of all of the above, Snoop’s “My Medicine” may be the most country of the bunch. - Jim

Did Tim McGraw and Martina McBride sing “When You Say Nothing At All?”
No, but thanks to the magic of the studio, Alison Krauss recorded a posthumous duet with Keith Whitley. - Matt

How did Carrie Underwood get her career?
Toiling night after night in the less than stellar conditions of the cigarette-smoke infested skull orchard known as American Idol. - Brody

Is Miranda Lambert pregnant?
I dare ya to ask that to her face. No, really–I dare ya. - Jim

Does Taylor Swift make her own lyrics?
Yup. Sometimes she even co-makes them. - Brody

Why is Johnny Cash inspirational?
‘Cause he has the voice of God. That can be a pretty inspirational thing. - Brady

Who is the manufacturer of Kenny Chesney?
Joe Galante, Inc. - Matt

Why does John Rich call himself Cowboy Stevie Wonder?
Why does John Rich do anything that he does? He’s John Rich, baby. Some things should never be questioned. For instance, this next question: Why do firecrackers go pop and not boom? - Brody

Who sings that song with the lyrics “Find someone crazy like you?”
That would be Josh Grider’s song “Crazy Like You.” Give it a listen on his MySpace. - Brady

Who wrote Trisha Yearwood’s “Dreaming Fields?”
Jonathan Yudkin, Gary Harrison, and the impeccable Matraca Berg. - Jim

Who was the first black singer to appear on the Grand Ole Opry?
That would be DeFord Bailey, a harmonica whiz who was best known for his song “Pan American Blues.” Bailey first appeared on the Opry stage in 1927. - Jim

Is Josh Turner related to Tina Turner?
Can’t you see the resemblance? - Jim

How does Lori McKenna write, perform, and have 5 kids?
That doesn’t sound very safe, but I assume she’s mastered the art of multitasking. - Brody

How does Taylor Swift’s song “Our Song” make you feel?
It makes me feel like chewing bubble gum and hanging out at the mall. - Jim

Who originally sang “Travelin’ Soldier?”
Bruce Robison wrote and recorded the song on his impossible-to-find self-titled debut album and released it again on Long Way Home From Anywhere. Then the Dixie Chicks released it on 2002’s album Home. - Brody

Is it true that Joe Don Rooney is pregnant?
No, but bandmate Gary LeVox expects his new addition any day now. - Matt

What song did Johnny Cash sing with the word odie in it?
I’m not familiar with that one, but he has a song dedicated to the workin’ man titled “Oney.” Good song. you should check it out. - Brody

How to communicate with Kenny Chesney?
Speak verrrry slowly, and try to avoid making any sudden movements. - Jim

Why don’t they play Dale Watson on country music radio?
They’re clearly intimidated by his royal emperorship. More than likely though it’s his traditional sound and ties to country music’s rich heritage. That kind of stuff doesn’t fly with today’s radio. - Brody

Rascal Flatts, how does it feel to love some one when they don’t love you?
Just watch the guys’ faces as that CMA Entertainer of the Year Award slips away yet again. - Matt

How can I get more than a memory?
Amazon and Wal-Mart have pretty much everything these days, including the recent Garth Brooks hit “More Than A Memory,” which is only available on The Ultimate Hits. - Brody

How did Gram Parsons die?
He died from an overdose of drugs and alcohol in a hotel room in California. Before he was buried, his road manager, Phil Kaufman, stole the body and cremated it in the desert of Joshua Tree National Monument. Read up on it, it’s a crazy story.

Why do Carrie Underwood’s songs all sound the same?
Hey, you said it, not me. - Matt

Why didn’t Mindy McCready go to the CMA Awards?
Whoever sent this in forgot to include the punchline. - Jim

How should I know if the man loves me?
The man doesn’t love anyone. The man only cares about keeping you down. Power to the people! - Jim

Faith Hill screams when Tim McGraw gets grabbed.
She did, didn’t she? - Brady

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  1. […] in the lyrics of a couple of recent single reviews was frowned upon. It’s a great question (see the latest mailbag for the other kind of question), so I decided to expand upon it and get feedback from The […]

  1. Dave S
    March 19, 2008 at 2:44 pm Permalink

    Omg where do these questions come from? Do people actually mail you guys this stuff? It’s hillarious.

  2. Brady Vercher
    March 19, 2008 at 3:51 pm Permalink

    Heh, these aren’t even the worst ones, Dave. These are the queries people type in search engines to find our site, but I’m thinking one of the mailbags in the future will feature actual emails that people sent us. Some of them are bizarre.

  3. Jaime
    March 19, 2008 at 3:56 pm Permalink

    After reading the Gram Parsons drug and alcohol-induced death story, it makes me wonder why anyone would think drugs and drinking to excess are cool.

  4. mikeky
    March 19, 2008 at 4:47 pm Permalink

    and the snoop dogg/everlast song is great. by far the most country of the bunch, and also the most well-written. believe it or not.

  5. Brady Vercher
    March 19, 2008 at 4:49 pm Permalink

    Come on guys, you can’t say Snoop Dogg is the most country of the bunch, we haven’t even heard anything from Jessica Simpson yet…

  6. Leeann
    March 19, 2008 at 5:00 pm Permalink

    Jim, your Taylor Swift answer was the best of all! I couldn’t stop laughing! Great job with the mailbag, Guys.

  7. Rick
    March 19, 2008 at 5:18 pm Permalink

    My favorite is the answer to the question about “the man” that invokes the spirit of the late 1960’s in all its twisted glory, or more recently Barak Obama’s “former” pastor…..

    Its too bad that the tragic demise of Gram Parsons at the Joshua Tree Motel in the early 1970’s was trivialized by the creators of the crappy film “Grand Theft Parsons” which starred Johnny Knoxville and included fictitious characters created to fill out the plot. Gram deserved far better…….

    About Joe Don Rooney not being pregnant, his wife Tiffany Fallon, a former “Playmate of the Year”, is pregnant. She was featured on this season’s “Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice” but got voted off the first night. Country fans will remember her as the interloping freeloader on Toby Keith’s “Who’s Your Daddy” music video.

  8. Funk
    March 19, 2008 at 6:20 pm Permalink

    That video is funny. Guess you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl. Yeah, like nobody but her has ever touched McGraw’s balls. Hell, I’ve even done it!

    And about Obama and his “former pastor.” I suggest you read the text of Obama’s speech before you make up your mind. If you are going by the 3 sentences you’ll hear over and over again on talk radio and Fox TV, you are missing 95% of what is one of the great oratories of the past ten years. This election is for a lot of marbles. I hope we all get serious and off our duffs and get educated. Fox television and talk radio won’t do it. Read. Please. You can find it here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/18/obama-race-speech-read-t_n_92077.html

  9. Funk
    March 19, 2008 at 6:23 pm Permalink

    I really hope many will read the text or listen to the speech but for those who do not, let me give the complete paragraph of the snippet often quoted by right-leaning pundants. Note the MISSING words:

    I have already condemned, in unequivocal terms, the statements of Reverend Wright that have caused such controversy. For some, nagging questions remain. Did I know him to be an occasionally fierce critic of American domestic and foreign policy? Of course. Did I ever hear him make remarks that could be considered controversial while I sat in church? Yes. Did I strongly disagree with many of his political views? Absolutely - just as I’m sure many of you have heard remarks from your pastors, priests, or rabbis with which you strongly disagreed. “

  10. Leeann
    March 19, 2008 at 6:35 pm Permalink

    I thought “the Man” answer was hillarious, though not for the same reasons as Rick.

  11. Baron Lane
    March 20, 2008 at 5:00 am Permalink

    One correction, Johnny Cash IS God.

  12. frozenphan
    March 20, 2008 at 10:30 am Permalink

    Johnny would never want someone to blaspheme using his name.

  13. M.C.
    March 20, 2008 at 3:14 pm Permalink

    Where did the Krauss/Whitley duet on “When You Say Nothing At All” appear? The version I know from her greatest hits collection is just Alison and Union Station. I know she initially recorded it for a Whitley tribute album, since Keith recorded the song first, but I don’t remember his voice on it.

  14. M.C.
    March 20, 2008 at 3:33 pm Permalink

    Also, on Gram Parsons:

    I think the story is that Kaufman and a friend stole the casket from the runway of an airport. I don’t think he’d been buried and exhumed by them.

    For me, the fine documentary on Parsons, “Fallen Angel,” made the Kaufman escapade seem a lot less romantic than it’s often painted. After taking the casket to Joshua Tree, Kaufman used gasoline and lit a match and threw it in the opened coffin. Only the body didn’t burn well. He kept trying, but eventually ran out of gas, and the body was only partially burned, at best. Kaufman gave up and left it like that.

    For the family, who didn’t get a proper burial, and then had to deal with the trauma of the body disappearing and then coming back to them in such a horridly disfigured fashion, it was a truly disgusting turn to a sad event.

  15. Matt C.
    March 20, 2008 at 8:48 pm Permalink

    MC: The Krauss/Whitley “duet” is not available commercially. When Alison had a hit with “When You Say Nothing At All,” a DJ from Milwaukee spliced audio from Keith into her version creating a pseudo-duet. The creation has not been included on a commercial collection and was never officially sent to radio but did create somewhat of a national splash and I still hear it on the radio occasionally . It’s rather well done.

  16. I would ask Miranda Lambert if she was pregnant. That “I am gonna kick your ass act” is so 2006. Texas women do need to be put in their place from time to time. ;)

  17. Hollerin' Ben
    March 26, 2008 at 4:52 pm Permalink

    How can I get more than a memory?

    You could take a picture.

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