Live Blog: Nashville Star Season Six Finale

Matt C | August 4th, 2008 Email Share

Nashville Star Live Blog

It’s the day that I’ve been waiting for since I first heard Underwear Boy sing: the season finale of Nashville Star!

Since early in the competition I’ve felt confident that Melissa Lawson will prevail, and I still predict that she’ll come out on top. However, a significant part of my psyche is telling me to not discount Gabe Garcia. The voting block for these shows is composed primarily of tweens and grandmothers, and those two groups actually agree a surprising amount of the time. However, in this instance, I foresee the grandmother vote breaking for Melissa and the tween vote going to Gabe, and the balance between those two populations will determine the outcome. The only outcome that would surprise me is a Shawn Mayer win.

While you’re waiting for the finale to begin, be sure to check out my Melissa Lawson commentary in today’s Fort Worth Star-Tribune and visit our brand new forum to add your commentary on Nashville Star and anything else that holds your interest today. The finale and live blog begin at 8 9 p.m. central.

10:00 - Matt C: Hey everybody…we survived! Big thanks to those regulars who stuck it out nearly every week. It remains to be seen whether Nashville Star, let alone our live blog, will survive to the next year, but thanks for making the sixth season a success…for The 9513, at least.

9:59 - Matt C: Priceless. The show just ended and cut to commercial as John Rich was interviewing Melissa.

9:58 - Matt C: Well, I feel all warm and fuzzy now.

9:57 - Matt C: Is anyone else worried that Melissa is going to have a coronary when she tries to sing in the polluted China atmosphere?

9:56 - Matt C: Well, this is one way of writing a song. Ask 75 random questions in a row. Kind of a new twist on the laundry list structure.

9:55 - Matt C: This result is not a surprise. It also won’t be surprising when her debut single fails to chart and Warner Brothers dumps her after one Walmart-exclusive album.

9:54 - Matt C: Melissa Lawson.

9:54 - Matt C: And the winner is…

9:52 - Matt C: John Rich, please, tell us, which of the “greatest voices in country music” have you recorded?

9:51 - Matt C: We’ve heard one line and I can already tell that it’s another self-help song.

9:50 - Matt C: Wanna bet that the new single is written by John Rich?

9:46 - Matt C: Jeffrey Steele predicts that Pearl Heart will win…and then switches his vote to Gabe.

9:44 - Matt C: I was kind of hoping that the judges had ditched the singing along thing, but alas.

9:43 - Matt C: Gabe’s performing “Gone Country” and it’s unremarkable. He’s pretty Strait-laced (get it?) tonight. Hopefully he’ll try some interesting interpretations on the album.

9:41 - Matt C: BRC just said that Gabe was taking the stage for “the last time” despite the fact that the winner will be performing a new single. Does he know something that we don’t?

9:40 - Matt C: FYI, the winner will be debuting a new single tonight. Gee, I wonder if that’s going to be good?

9:35 - Matt C: Technical proficiency? Check. Character? Umm…

9:34 - Matt C: Melissa’s performing again. This time it’s “Something More” and it sounds much better than “My Wish.”

9:28 - Matt C: Chris N.: I think Jones’ “Y’all are doing a heck of a job” is just as deserved as Bush’s “Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.”

9:27 - Matt C: Their performance is pretty embarrassing. Not the vocal so much as the spectacle.

9:24 - Matt C: Nashville Star turns Can You Duet? as Gabe and Melissa become a duo. Uh oh.

9:22 - Matt C: There’s the obligatory “eliminated contestant compares herself to Miranda Lambert” moment. Funny thing is, the eventual winner can’t take similar comfort.

9:22 - Matt C: And the third place winner is Shawn Mayer. No surprises there.

9:21 - Matt C: Here comes the first elimination.

9:17 - Matt C: I can’t decide if The Possum’s appearance elevates the show or nauseates and offends me. His comment that “y’all are doing a heck of a job” kind of argues for the latter.

9:17 - Matt C: Now GEORGE JONES makes a cameo.

9:16 - Matt C: After Midnite’s Blair Garner makes a cameo.

9:16 - Matt C: Chris N.: To quote my fiancee just now: “Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.”

9:15 - Matt C: I’m definitely not feeling the Shawn Mayer performance. A dobro plus single acoustic guitar is really not a good arrangement choice if you want to kick the microphone stand over and stamp around the stage.

9:14 - Matt C: Did the contestants collectively decide to swallow their phrases tonight? I can’t understand a word of Shawn Mayer’s “Gunpowder and Lead.”

9:13 - Matt C: Matt B.: How did she manage to make this song sound worse?

9:11 - Matt C: Melissa Lawson is performing “My Wish” and again making me wonder why she’s the front-runner. And the audience stands up before she even hits the chorus? So not deserving.

9:10 - Matt C: Maybe I’m paranoid at this point, but it seems like that camera is positioned suspiciously above Jewel so that the producers can make what they can of a (relatively) conservative dress.

9:09 - Matt C: Gabe Garcia is performing “Celebrity,” and it’s just not a good song for his voice. He’s managing to hold key, but it’s an incredibly boring performance.

9:06 - Brody: We interrupt this regularly scheduled live blog to tell you about our fantastic new forums. Official introduction coming tomorrow, so get a head start and sign up tonight. You may now carry on.

9:06 - Matt C: Jessica: I guess the guys are saying “Thanks for the mammories” to Katie.

9:06 - Matt C: Chris N.: “Somebody’s life is gonna change” … and then change right back in two weeks.

9:05 - Matt C: Thanks to Brady for my new wallpaper:

9:04 - Matt C: They just flashed to Underwear Boy and he wasn’t even singing along with the others. Ha!

9:03 - Matt C: Well, Melissa wins the first oversinging award.

9:03 - Matt C: BRC has mellowed. I keep flashing back to him dancing in his tennies in that music video.

9:02 - Matt C: The sad thing is, “Achy Breaky Heart” is one of the finer things that has been performed on this show.

9:02 - Matt C: Did I mention that Katie Cook looks fantastic tonight?

9:01 - Matt C: I looked up at Gabe Garcia just now and thought that I was seeing George Strait.

9:00 - Matt C: Oh my Lord. Katie Cook has…produce.

8:00 UPDATE: Due to a special two-hour American Gladiators, tonight’s Nashville Star finale will begin at 9 pm central, not 8 pm as previously posted. Come back in one hour.

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  1. Jim Malec
    August 4, 2008 at 4:43 pm Permalink

    I sure hope John Michael Montgomery wins! I just love “Sold.”

  2. Drew
    August 4, 2008 at 6:08 pm Permalink

    I can’t get the Forum to load, is there a problem with it, or is it just on my end?

  3. Brady Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 6:21 pm Permalink

    It seems to be working for everyone else, Drew. Are you getting a 404 error?

  4. Chris J
    August 4, 2008 at 6:25 pm Permalink

    I didn’t work for me either…it just shows the banner and nothing else

  5. Brady Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 6:29 pm Permalink

    It appears to have been an issue with IE, but it should be resolved now. Thanks for bringing that to my attention.

  6. Drew
    August 4, 2008 at 6:30 pm Permalink

    Same as Chris. Just doesn’t load up except the top part. I’ve tried it in IE, Opera, and Firefox. Is there some sort of add-on or plug-in I need?

  7. Drew
    August 4, 2008 at 6:30 pm Permalink

    Oh! Never mind, there we go, whatever you just did fixed it, good work

  8. Rick
    August 4, 2008 at 6:32 pm Permalink

    I was looking in my newspaper’s TV listings today and it shows Nashville Star beginning at 10 PM tonight after a special two hour American Gladiators episode! The final climactic episode and it gets bumped back by American Gladiators, what an insult! (lol)

    Hey, does this mean that Nashville Star will be in direct conflict with The Mole? Uhoh…..

  9. Drew
    August 4, 2008 at 6:34 pm Permalink

    Clearly American Gladiators is destroying it in the ratings department. Next time Nashville Star better go back to the USA Network, or even GAC would be nice.

  10. Jim Malec
    August 4, 2008 at 6:47 pm Permalink

    But then GAC would have to ditch “The Next GAC Star”

  11. Rick
    August 4, 2008 at 6:49 pm Permalink

    I just wanted to post Matt’s take on Melissa Lawson from the Star Telegram:

    “Matthew Clark, an editor for the country music-oriented blog The9513.com, says despite Lawson’s reality-TV-ready back story, her image may be a moot point, as those unfamiliar with Nashville Star may not even take notice.

    “I don’t even know if country music fans will respond to her,” Clark says. “When you look at the music world and especially the radio world, I just don’t think her image is going to play. I just can’t imagine Melissa Lawson sliding into a CMT video rotation next to Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift.”

    Matt’s comments were by far the most realistic and informed that were made in the article. I don’t care if the soccer mom demographic wants to hear Melissa Lawson, Top 40 country radio will NOT give her a break and neither will the music video channels. Shelly Fairchild can sing rings around Melissa and Shelly is far more attractive, and look how far that got her……

  12. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 8:57 pm Permalink

    OK, I have my vodka tonic. Let’s light this candle already!

  13. Dan M.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:00 pm Permalink

    Wooooo.

  14. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:01 pm Permalink

    “Somebody’s life is gonna change” … and then change right back in two weeks.

  15. Dan M.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:01 pm Permalink

    Katie Cook just got back from WWE hosting?

  16. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:01 pm Permalink

    Cleavage Night is finally here!

  17. Dan M.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:02 pm Permalink

    Hey Chris.

  18. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:02 pm Permalink

    The dancers are back!

  19. Paula
    August 4, 2008 at 9:02 pm Permalink

    well dang. i was gonna check in and see who won. ya mean i gotta watch it now?

  20. Brady Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:02 pm Permalink

    Did Rich just say Melissa was one of the most gifted vocalists he’s ever heard in his life?

  21. Jessica
    August 4, 2008 at 9:03 pm Permalink

    I guess the guys are saying “Thanks for the mammories” to Katie.

  22. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:04 pm Permalink

    I dunno, all I cleavage can cleavage about is cleavage.

  23. Dan M.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:04 pm Permalink

    Ashlee is looking fine tonight.

  24. Matt C
    August 4, 2008 at 9:05 pm Permalink

    Everybody is looking damn fine tonight.

  25. Brady Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:05 pm Permalink

    I got that in a higher resolution if you need it, Matt.

  26. idlewyldsouth
    August 4, 2008 at 9:06 pm Permalink

    fyi….i saw underwear boy at a show at 3rd and lindsley..he had a little friend and they were wearing matching V teck t’s…i laughed pretty hard.

  27. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:06 pm Permalink

    More stills, quickly!

  28. Matt C
    August 4, 2008 at 9:07 pm Permalink

    Brady, that’s mattc at the9513.com

  29. Drew
    August 4, 2008 at 9:08 pm Permalink

    Billy Ray owns all of these contestants… long live Achy Breaky Heart!

  30. Matt C
    August 4, 2008 at 9:09 pm Permalink

    Dang Brady, I was saving that announcement to coincide with Nashville Star’s weekly PSA.

  31. Brody Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:09 pm Permalink

    My bad.

  32. Jessica
    August 4, 2008 at 9:10 pm Permalink

    “Celebrity” is only fit with the perfect guitar slinging by Brad Paisley. Ironic that Gabe is singing this song now they are “celebrities” thank to reality tv.

  33. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:11 pm Permalink

    Veronica Lake, ladies and gents!

  34. Dan M.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:11 pm Permalink

    Jewel apparently missed the “cleavage” memo. :(

  35. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:11 pm Permalink

    idlewyldsouth:

    So I am guessing that UWB’s “friend” was male?

  36. Jessica
    August 4, 2008 at 9:12 pm Permalink

    What the heck is Melissa mumbling?

  37. Paula
    August 4, 2008 at 9:12 pm Permalink

    I’ve always liked Billy Ray and Achy Breaky — I liked it better when he had his mullet and his tight jeans though. :-o

    —- oh,Melissa’s singing a Jeffrey song.

  38. Rick
    August 4, 2008 at 9:12 pm Permalink

    HA! The producers hire BRC hoping to snag a guest appearance from Miley and all they get was “Achy, Breaky Heart”! Serves them right…..

  39. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:12 pm Permalink

    How did she manage to make this song sound worse?

  40. Brody Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:12 pm Permalink

    That’s the second time I’ve come across a Veronica Lake mention today. One of the new Emily West songs on her MySpace (that I posted in the forums) has a Veronica Lake picture attached to it as the album.

  41. Dan M.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:13 pm Permalink

    Seeing Melissa sing this song like this makes me realize exactly what I don’t like it: it’s an American Idol finale.

  42. idlewyldsouth
    August 4, 2008 at 9:13 pm Permalink

    Yes, yes it was. It could have potentially been a clone, in retrospect.

  43. Dan M.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:13 pm Permalink

    *finale song

  44. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:13 pm Permalink

    Brody,

    I’m going to see Emily perform Wednesday here in Nashville.

  45. Todd
    August 4, 2008 at 9:13 pm Permalink

    Wow a contestant singing “Celebrity” on this show how appropriate. The lyrics “Do I have talent well no, these days you don’t really need it thanks to reality shows,” have never been more true.LOL

  46. Paula
    August 4, 2008 at 9:14 pm Permalink

    ok - when you’re worse than Miranda, you’re pretty bad.

  47. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:14 pm Permalink

    WTF? did she forget the words to this Miranda song?

    This is like an AI singer covering Carrie Underwood.

  48. Jessica
    August 4, 2008 at 9:15 pm Permalink

    She has nothing on Miranda that’s for dang sure!

  49. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:15 pm Permalink

    To quote my fiancee just now: “Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.”

  50. Rick
    August 4, 2008 at 9:15 pm Permalink

    Matt B., I want to hear what you think of Matt Jenkins as well. His two label singles were quite good….

  51. KathyP
    August 4, 2008 at 9:16 pm Permalink

    Didn’t Shawn not have enough breath to get out 2 words during Gunpowder and Lead or am I losing my hearing?

  52. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:16 pm Permalink

    Rick,

    I think Matt Jenkins will do well. I can’t imagine he won’t since I liked his singles as well.

  53. Brody Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:16 pm Permalink

    Jeffery Steele is looking quite matadorish tonight.

  54. Paula
    August 4, 2008 at 9:16 pm Permalink

    Rick, I like Matt Jenkins.

  55. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:17 pm Permalink

    Blair Garner is Jewel and John’s Mentor?

  56. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:17 pm Permalink

    George Jones is a better “mentor.”

  57. Jessica
    August 4, 2008 at 9:17 pm Permalink

    What is so sad is that if their album came out tomorrow, I wouldn’t buy any of their records.

    Ok - only thing good of tonight’s episode is seeing the Possum. He should have kicked their butts for sucking so bad.

  58. Rick
    August 4, 2008 at 9:18 pm Permalink

    Then Paula, head to Nashville this Wednesday and catch Emily West with Matt at The Rutledge at 8 PM!

  59. Paula
    August 4, 2008 at 9:19 pm Permalink

    oh i’d love to rick — but weeknight trips are hard for me. i’m 225 miles from nashville. i do like the rutledge though. i went there for the first time during tin pan this year.

  60. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:21 pm Permalink

    I’ve been in Nashville for 3 months and I’ve hardly went anywhere so this will be fun :)

  61. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:22 pm Permalink

    Shocker….Not. We all knew it was Gabe and Melissa.

  62. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:22 pm Permalink

    Her relief is palpable.

  63. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:22 pm Permalink

    Shawn, you’re no Miranda Lambert.

  64. Jessica
    August 4, 2008 at 9:23 pm Permalink

    I’m cracking up that Shawn is comparing herself to Miranda, even after that horrible performance.

  65. leeann
    August 4, 2008 at 9:23 pm Permalink

    I NEVER want to hear that Trace song again!

  66. Matt C
    August 4, 2008 at 9:23 pm Permalink

    Just once more, Leeann.

  67. Brady Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:23 pm Permalink

    You’re gonna miss it, Leeann.

  68. Paula
    August 4, 2008 at 9:24 pm Permalink

    i used to go almost every weekend, but gasoline prices are killing me right now. i only get to go once a month (or less) now.

  69. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:24 pm Permalink

    Leeann, it will probably be used by American Idol this year (or a Ruben Studderd version).

  70. leeann
    August 4, 2008 at 9:25 pm Permalink

    Weren’t there a zillion country duets they could’ve chosen?

  71. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:25 pm Permalink

    … and yes, we’ve reached a new level of pain.

  72. Jessica
    August 4, 2008 at 9:25 pm Permalink

    Holy cow…Dirty Dancing song? So umm, does Melissa pick up Gabe and twirl him around?

  73. Dan M.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:25 pm Permalink

    Melissa Lawson sounds best on non-country songs like this.

  74. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:25 pm Permalink

    Once again, no country duet. This is a total American Idol ripoff. They both sound bad though they do blend together ok.

  75. Drew
    August 4, 2008 at 9:25 pm Permalink

    This is getting cheesier than Elton and Kiki D

  76. Paula
    August 4, 2008 at 9:25 pm Permalink

    she’s kicking his butt on this one.

  77. Brody Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:26 pm Permalink

    Does this duet mean that the contestants knew beforehand who was getting eliminated?

  78. leeann
    August 4, 2008 at 9:26 pm Permalink

    This show is annoying more than usual today. Maybe it’s my mood.

  79. Paula
    August 4, 2008 at 9:27 pm Permalink

    but they should’ve cut this one as short as they’ve cut the competition songs.

  80. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:27 pm Permalink

    Brody, I am guessing they practiced duets together although I wouldn’t be surprised if Shawn knew she was leaving.

  81. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:27 pm Permalink

    I think Jones’ “Y’all are doing a heck of a job” is just as deserved as Bush’s “Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.”

  82. leeann
    August 4, 2008 at 9:27 pm Permalink

    Brody, I wondered the same thing. Last week, it seemed that someone already knew she’d be illiminated. I can’t even remember who was kicked off last week!

  83. Dan M.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:27 pm Permalink

    I was just thinking the same thing, Brody.

  84. Stephen H.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:28 pm Permalink

    Brody, I’m assuming that Melissa and Shawn both rehearsed the female part of that song. Maybe there would have been a different song if the two girls had been kept?

    No, you’re probably right. The entire show’s been rigged already, anyway.

  85. Matt C
    August 4, 2008 at 9:28 pm Permalink

    Brady, you need to photoshop that microphone out of the way. It’s blocking the view.

  86. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:28 pm Permalink

    I may need more vodka than anticipated.

  87. Dan M.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:28 pm Permalink

    I’m starting to wish Coffey were still here just to spice things up. Maybe Rick was onto something!

  88. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:29 pm Permalink

    So NBC took “Dirty Jobs” and turned it into an “extreme” reality show. Sadly, I think Mike Judge was right with his film “Idiocracy.”

  89. leeann
    August 4, 2008 at 9:29 pm Permalink

    Oh yeah, it was Coffey. Then I meant he.

  90. Brody Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:29 pm Permalink

    Chris, I thought you were attempting to quit drinking on week nights?

  91. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:29 pm Permalink

    So Chris I’m guessing that you’re ditching the tonic and just drinking straight from the bottle?

  92. Dan M.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:30 pm Permalink

    Leeann…or DID you?

  93. Dan M.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:30 pm Permalink

    Sorry Leeann, I’m just so bored that I’ll say or do anything at this point.

  94. Stephen H.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:31 pm Permalink

    Hopefully they know how to fill these last 30 minutes. Katie only knows how to fill 36.

  95. idlewyldsouth
    August 4, 2008 at 9:31 pm Permalink

    This show, rigged? No! I mean..its not like John Rich has been pushing for a hispanic artist for a year now.

  96. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:31 pm Permalink

    Stephen 36 DD

  97. Drew C
    August 4, 2008 at 9:32 pm Permalink

    No matter who wins, the only one who is going to be somewhat successful is Gabe Garcia. I don’t think country music is ready for another Wynona (insert hip hand-slap here).

  98. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:32 pm Permalink

    that looks bad.

    Should’ve typed: Stephen, more like 36 DD.

  99. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:33 pm Permalink

    Drew, I don’t think country fans are ready for another Freddy Fender or Johnny Rodriguez. FYI it’s “Wynonna.”

  100. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:33 pm Permalink

    Brody, my ‘No drinking on weeknights’ rule lasted about as long as the winner’s career is about to.

  101. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:34 pm Permalink

    Jennifer Nettles could sing circles around this girl.

  102. Jessica
    August 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm Permalink

    There’s Gotta Be Something More than this travesty…

  103. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm Permalink

    All melissa reminds me of on this song is the former member Kristen Hall.

  104. Brady Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm Permalink

    Throughout this entire show, I’ve been wondering where the Ashton Shepherd type talents are hiding. Why couldn’t the producers find someone like her?

  105. Vicki
    August 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm Permalink

    Melissa did a shout fest…like she was trying to be the loudest one in the room. She’s pretty off key too. “I had the time of my life?” Not me

  106. Dan M.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm Permalink

    Melissa is an artist, it’s true. She’s like the Picasso of following along with the melody.

  107. idlewyldsouth
    August 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm Permalink

    Did Jewel just say the chubby lady has a ’round tone’?

  108. Vicki
    August 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm Permalink

    I want something more too…How about Gabe?

  109. Stephen H.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:37 pm Permalink

    There’s gotta be something more. As in, there need to have been more contestants out there who could have been better than she and Gabe.

    Where’s Michael Dean Church when you need him? His comments were entertaining.

  110. leeann
    August 4, 2008 at 9:37 pm Permalink

    I didn’t like the Sugarland song that she sung, but I thought her vocals were good.

  111. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:38 pm Permalink

    Will John Rich get to play his McCain campaign song? This is a much bigger audience than he had at that rally the other day.

  112. Rick
    August 4, 2008 at 9:38 pm Permalink

    Well at least the winner gets a cool gas sucking truck, and no one can take that away from them….(lol)

  113. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:39 pm Permalink

    Chris,

    As humorous as it would be to see that, NBC would be afraid they’d have to have Coffey come back and ‘rap/sing’ for Obama.

  114. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:39 pm Permalink

    Oh yeah, I did notice a distinct lack of barely contained racism in the thread tonight.

  115. Lindsey Lou
    August 4, 2008 at 9:40 pm Permalink

    Isn’t it kind of funny how it all equalled out and each of the mentors (judges) ended up with someone at the end..convenient?

  116. Rick
    August 4, 2008 at 9:40 pm Permalink

    Remember, Melissa isn’t chubby, she’s “Reubenesque”! Not that many country fans would know who Reuben was….

  117. Drew C
    August 4, 2008 at 9:40 pm Permalink

    Anybody else have Ashlee Hewitt’s “Mike’s Hard Lemonade” still stuck in their head?

  118. idlewyldsouth
    August 4, 2008 at 9:41 pm Permalink

    but obama will put us under his healthcare umbrella ella ella

  119. Brady Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:41 pm Permalink

    Of course we do, Rick. He painted them voluptuous womens.

  120. Drew
    August 4, 2008 at 9:41 pm Permalink

    Anybody notice how there’s about 10 rows of knockout women carefully placed right in the front? Oh, and Shawn’s cover of Miranda was absolutely painful to watch and hear, ouuuch!

  121. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm Permalink

    Well hopefully there’s no racism in this thread. I certainly didn’t mean such with my comment about Coffey and Obama.

  122. leeann
    August 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm Permalink

    There’s no gravel in his voice. It’s sooo bland.

  123. Jessica
    August 4, 2008 at 9:43 pm Permalink

    Gabe says his dream is to be a legend in country music….dream on boy, dream on…

  124. Brody Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:43 pm Permalink

    Steele told Melissa earlier that she had two down and two to go, and now they announced that Gabe was taking the stage for the last time. Hmm…

  125. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:43 pm Permalink

    Matt B.: I was actually referring to the absence of another commenter noted above.

  126. idlewyldsouth
    August 4, 2008 at 9:43 pm Permalink

    Plug for John Richs other tv show?

  127. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:44 pm Permalink

    Gabe could make good records and singles but he’s damn boring on stage.

  128. Vicki
    August 4, 2008 at 9:45 pm Permalink

    Finally…He’s gone Country!

  129. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:46 pm Permalink

    Chris:

    Ahh…I know what you’re saying now….

    So do Gabe and Melissa get membership into the Muzik Mafia?

  130. Vicki
    August 4, 2008 at 9:46 pm Permalink

    Yeah I admit Gabe needs to grow in the audience warm up dept but he can sing country. He ought to do some Texas Swing

  131. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:47 pm Permalink

    And there goes John promoting Gabe’s heritage.

  132. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:47 pm Permalink

    So she’s a mother and he’s Hispanic? I don’t think they ever mentioned those facts before. That is new information.

  133. Rick
    August 4, 2008 at 9:48 pm Permalink

    Matt C., Isn’t “Gone Country” an Alan Jackson song?

  134. Matt C
    August 4, 2008 at 9:50 pm Permalink

    Rick, yes it is, but I see a lot more Strait than Jackson in Gabe.

  135. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:51 pm Permalink

    Let me go on record and say I hate that I hate any hat that uses camouflage instead of solid colors.

  136. Brady Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:52 pm Permalink

    I have like three camo hats :(

  137. Jessica
    August 4, 2008 at 9:52 pm Permalink

    John Rich claims they are two of the greatest voices in country music? Sorry, they are no George Jones or Tammy Wynette….

  138. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:52 pm Permalink

    wow what I just wrote looks horrible: it should say “I hate any hat that uses camouflage instead of solid colors.”

  139. Dan M.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:52 pm Permalink

    I want a shocker ending for all of the soap opera drama they’ve built up through this show. Like, maybe if we found out that Melissa is actually Hispanic and Gabe is actually a mother! Yeah!

    Damn, I’m bored.

  140. Brody Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:52 pm Permalink

    Weird. I’ve lost about three camo hats.

  141. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:53 pm Permalink

    America did the best with what it had, Jewel.

  142. Brady Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:53 pm Permalink

    You better talk to our redneck cousin about that, Brody.

  143. Jessica
    August 4, 2008 at 9:54 pm Permalink

    Will Melissa need to find a new babysitter or will Gabe need a translater?? The winner is….

  144. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:54 pm Permalink

    So camo hat = redneck Brady?

  145. Brady Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:54 pm Permalink

    How about a duet between Gabe Garcia and Buddy Jewell?

  146. leeann
    August 4, 2008 at 9:55 pm Permalink

    I’m bored too!

  147. Brady Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:55 pm Permalink

    You betcha, Matt.

  148. Dan M.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:55 pm Permalink

    You called it, Matt!

  149. J.R. Journey
    August 4, 2008 at 9:55 pm Permalink

    And just like that, John Rich created another country star …

  150. Brody Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:55 pm Permalink

    S.o. S.c.r.i.p.t.e.d.

  151. Stephen H.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:56 pm Permalink

    I disagree with Jeffrey … she isn’t on ONE peak, she’s on THE peak of her success.

  152. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:56 pm Permalink

    China isn’t gonna know what to do with Melissa. Although since I lived there I’ll tell you now that country music goes over much better with their population than hip-hop does (easy to understand lyrics).

  153. Jessica
    August 4, 2008 at 9:56 pm Permalink

    Is it me or is everyone not standing up in the crowd when they announce her name??? Looks like BRC was right….Gabe did take the stage for the last song.

  154. Brady Vercher
    August 4, 2008 at 9:57 pm Permalink

    Why did BRC thank country radio?

  155. Vicki
    August 4, 2008 at 9:57 pm Permalink

    Oh…another one bites the dust

  156. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:58 pm Permalink

    This song reeks of American Idol coronation song….

  157. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:58 pm Permalink

    Buddy Jewell should have performed “That Ain’t Mexico” as a cautionary tale. Don’t let yourself reach this level of desperation!

  158. Drew C
    August 4, 2008 at 9:59 pm Permalink

    At least I’ll still have my Ashlee Hewitt YouTubes.

  159. Paula
    August 4, 2008 at 9:59 pm Permalink

    ok call me names if you want to - i liked the song.

  160. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 9:59 pm Permalink

    She was terribly horrible. and it’s funny that Rich got cut off!

  161. Stephen H.
    August 4, 2008 at 10:00 pm Permalink

    Wow, NBC wanted to cut out as quickly as possible … didn’t even let her talk to John Rich at all.

  162. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 10:04 pm Permalink

    Wow, I never knew (wink wink) about camo hats=redneck. I just thought they were hideous. Guess being from a ‘left’ town like Seattle/Tacoma has something to do with it? Or, perhaps, it’s because I don’t hunt?

  163. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 10:11 pm Permalink

    I still can’t believe I made it without going Elvis on the TV.

  164. Matt B.
    August 4, 2008 at 10:19 pm Permalink

    And how is that Vodka bottle doing Chris?

  165. Stormy
    August 4, 2008 at 10:21 pm Permalink

    Chris: You have vodka and you’re not sharing?!

  166. Chris J
    August 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm Permalink

    I can not believe Melissa won. I have been a Shawn, Ashley and Huge Gabe fan. I wish he would of won but, I knew she would of.

  167. Chris N.
    August 4, 2008 at 10:39 pm Permalink

    I got through it with one vodka tonic. Restraint!

  168. Funk
    August 5, 2008 at 12:08 am Permalink

    Chris N., you are doing a heckuva job. And I thought Reuben was a contestant on American Idol?

    I dunno why you guys want to move to a Forum format. These blog comments are entertaining as h e double toothpicks.

  169. Devon Drake
    August 5, 2008 at 1:18 am Permalink

    The Most Classic moment of embarrassment was when Shawn kicked the Mic Stand and knocked it over. I laughed my ass off. Not only was she terrible but she was in the wrong genre to be kicking over Mic Stands. Gabe Garcia was equally awful doing Brad’s Celebrity and Dunkin Donut Lawson, well I am so unimpressed with her vocals that I cant wait to turn my radio off when her single comes on, thank god I havent listened to radio since 96. Come on I have heard fifty better acts just today on Different Websites than anything on this show… Blah

  170. Jim Malec
    August 5, 2008 at 4:15 am Permalink

    The forum is NOT a replacement of the blog comments. It’s a place where YOU can start topics and talk about whatever you want. it’s just an extension of the community, the main purpose of which is to allow user generated content.

  171. White Cleats
    August 5, 2008 at 6:15 am Permalink

    This is absurd. In the Facebook generation, no overweight, unfortunate looking female can have chart-busting multi-platinum career. This woman needs to go home and raise her kids instead of chasing a unicorn.

  172. mickers
    August 5, 2008 at 9:31 am Permalink

    i can’t remember, somebody help me. is gabe garcia hispanic? i’m pretty sure john rich mentioned it AT LEAST 80 TIMES LAST NIGHT. rich is an absolute moron. MAYBE gabe garcia doesn’t want to be defined as a ‘hispanic singer’. MAYBE he wants to be a…you know, country singer. but let’s go ahead and compartmentalize him. it’ll be so helpful.

    john rich–you are an embarrassment and a tool.

    maybe this show will simply stop now. it’s hurting america. it’s hairlipping Jesus. it’s only helping the terorists at this point. to all networks out there: please don’t bring this abomination back. for the children. please.

  173. leeann
    August 5, 2008 at 9:41 am Permalink

    I realize that because of videos and such that weight is an issue for women who try to break into the business, but I miss the days when Trisha Yearwood, Mary Chapin Carpenter and Wynnona could get significant airplay despite their weight. I know the difference between those three women and Lawson is that they are dang good artists and Lawson is up for serious debate in that area, but that’s not what people are focusing on. They’re focusing on her weight. Furthermore, they’re not simply commenting on the reality that her weight will make it difficult for her to break into the business, but many people are contributing to what I see as a problem by going as far as making tasteless and tacky jokes about her weight. I’m not trying to be uptight, as I’m sure will be concluded here, but I do think it’s sad that weight is made to be such a target of public ridicule. If someone is too skinny (note that it’s always females who are being targeted with such force), speculations abound about her eating habits. Likewise, if someone is more than the deemed perfect weight, fat jokes are slung around with no sensitivity at all. It’s just disheartening that society is so shallow with no apologies. While weight isn’t one of my vices, I know plenty of people who struggle with their weight and I hate to think that their personalities and talents wouldn’t be considered just because of their weight. Furthermore, I hate the thought that they are probably being ridiculed because of their weight even more.

    Note:

  174. Matt B.
    August 5, 2008 at 9:47 am Permalink

    Leeann,

    I think that if a “Big Vinny” of Trailer Choir can get a chance at success someone like Melissa should be able to have a shot as well. Music should be about talent. People will still watch the videos and buy the records. It’s the people who are in ‘charge’ who don’t want ‘real’ people on the charts. Melissa is actually more reflective of the population than a Kellie Pickler type of artist is.

    Sadly though, reality isn’t what perceived reality is. So we get more cookie-cutter types.

  175. leeann
    August 5, 2008 at 10:03 am Permalink

    Matt B,

    I’m glad you’re on my side on this one.:) I agree that if it’s okay for a man to be overweight, the same standard should apply for women.

    I’d love to place the blame on the people in charge, but as far as I know they’re not the ones doing the tacky ridiculing on forums such as these, which is what helps to perpetuate the problem.

  176. Chris N.
    August 5, 2008 at 10:39 am Permalink

    Since when is it OK for a man to be overweight? I don’t see a whole lot of fat dudes burning up the charts.

  177. leeann
    August 5, 2008 at 10:48 am Permalink

    For starters, Gary LeVox from Rascal Flatts, one of the most untalented acts out there.

    By the way, a strange chirping sound keeps coming from my computer when I’m on this site today.

  178. Matt B.
    August 5, 2008 at 10:56 am Permalink

    Leeann,

    I’d argue that Vince Gill and Garth Brooks always do diets for album covers and award show appearances so they don’t look “overweight.” Then again by medical definitions if someone is definitions one can be obese and be only 20-50 pounds overweight. (defending your position w/r/t Chris).

    As for LeVox, he’s hardly “untalented.” he just over sings all the time.

    As for the stupid fat jokes on this site, that just goes to the tacky part of human nature. Even the best of people fall into that sometimes (even I do).

  179. Brody Vercher
    August 5, 2008 at 10:56 am Permalink

    In reference to the strange chirping sound: I guess the Taylor Swift ad that’s been appearing a lot lately has audio built in…

  180. leeann
    August 5, 2008 at 11:03 am Permalink

    It’s not just this site, by the way. This site is just the only place I feel comfortable airing my annoyance.:)

    Oh, I didn’t even count Vince or Garth because they’re not exactly burning up the charts. They haven’t always lost weight for their TV appearances. I suppose LeVox may be talented, but he’s hardly one of the most talented and his weight is overlooked, which is a good thing. It’s not like I want weight to made an issue for men or anything; I just don’t want it to be a big issue for women either. Furthermore, I don’t believe people who make fat jokes are bad people by any means, I just don’t think it contributes positively to women’s body image, which is a huge problem these days.

    Ah, that Dang Swift!

  181. Stormy
    August 5, 2008 at 11:12 am Permalink

    By the way, a strange chirping sound keeps coming from my computer when I’m on this site today.

    I’m taking over the site with my army of crickets.

  182. Matt B.
    August 5, 2008 at 11:12 am Permalink

    Leeann,

    I’m overweight and have had constant body image issues my whole adult (since teenage) life. I also read an article where men are more conscious of body image issues now because of stuff like “metrosexual” stuff.

  183. Rick
    August 5, 2008 at 11:26 am Permalink

    Advertising usually uses beautiful people because we are naturally attracted to such people and put off by people we deem unattractive. This same mentality applies to music artists as well, so the labels want artists that will attract the most favorable attention from the media and radio stations. Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift both prove how powerful this effect can be when there is some talent to back it up……..

  184. leeann
    August 5, 2008 at 11:28 am Permalink

    …And I suppose Paisley’s “I’m Still A Guy” doesn’t help matters much.

  185. Funk
    August 5, 2008 at 11:40 am Permalink

    Jim, I get that about the Forum but I hope it doesn’t cut into the material out here.

    As for music being about talent, well, I think it’s also about a big dose of fantasy. There is a reason rock stars are rock stars and “bad boys” do better selling country music. There is also a reason there are 4 men in country to every 1 women (or something like that.) We aren’t that different than the rest of the animal kingdom. If I am going to *watch* a singer on stage or in vid for some amount of time, I prefer a peacock to a chicken. That’s part of who we are as a species.

  186. Matt B.
    August 5, 2008 at 11:43 am Permalink

    Yeah, that song doesn’t help. Especially since it basically equates hunting, fishing, and outdoors-y stuff to what a man is. Which many men aren’t, straight or not.

  187. leeann
    August 5, 2008 at 11:56 am Permalink

    I suppose I’m a different kind of specy then. Likewise, I suppose there are many other people I know who are as well. I suppose I’m spoiled though. I’ve never heard either my father or husband ever make a joke about someone with a weight issue.

  188. Matt B.
    August 5, 2008 at 11:59 am Permalink

    My father hasn’t either. He says “I love them all” when it comes to women but he would joke about his own weight and see a very large man and say “That will be me someday.” Which I always replied, “Dad, you will NEVER be that big and neither will I (since I’ve basically been the same size for about 10 years).

  189. leeann
    August 5, 2008 at 12:07 pm Permalink

    They’ve never said anything dirrogatory about men or women with weight issues. My dad is heavy, but my husband isn’t. It’s interesting because my mom is heavy, but she doesn’t let it stop her from commenting on the weight of others, including my dad’s. If he ever dared to comment on her weight though…!

    Okay, now I’m just venting.

  190. Funk
    August 5, 2008 at 12:16 pm Permalink

    Okay, now I’m just venting.

    Yes you are, but that’s ok. You know this, but the world isn’t always what we want it to be. It is what it is, as they say.

    Now, I have to go build a deck. A deck on a lake, but it’s still heavy lifting. I wish I weighed 50 pounds less. Thank Buddha I have a large crowbar.

  191. Brady Vercher
    August 5, 2008 at 12:23 pm Permalink
  192. leeann
    August 5, 2008 at 12:32 pm Permalink

    That song reminds me of my dad telling me about his mom. When he was little, she would try to get him to eat as much food as possible. Her other two kids were pretty skinny and frail, so she was extremely proud that my dad was more robust as a baby.

  193. leeann
    August 5, 2008 at 12:34 pm Permalink

    Funk, you’re right about that. I can be as idealistic as I want, but it doesn’t change much of the natural inclinations of the world.

  194. Brady Vercher
    August 5, 2008 at 12:37 pm Permalink

    I don’t think the inclinations are so natural. Being fat actually used to be a sign of wealth and therefore a little pudge was actually the preference.

  195. leeann
    August 5, 2008 at 12:49 pm Permalink

    Great point, Brady, i.e., Marilyn Monroe,. I’d like to think it’s not natural too, but so many people claim that it is….who am I to argue?:)

  196. leeann
    August 5, 2008 at 12:51 pm Permalink

    Brady, your comment reminds me of Fiddler on the Roof when the father is singing “If I Were A Rich Man” and he says that then his wife would have “a proper double chin.”

  197. leeann
    August 5, 2008 at 12:52 pm Permalink

    Sorry for the tripple posts…

    I guess when I said “the natural inclination of the world”, I should have added “today” or “these days”.

  198. Hollerin' Ben
    August 5, 2008 at 1:00 pm Permalink

    I may win the award for most insensitive of the day, but I’m not really overflowing with sympathy for performers who don’t bother to hit the gym regularly or eat right. I’m no Johnny flat abs myself, but the fact is that live performance has a visual aspect as well as a sonic one.

    I know that people like to point to the few precedents of gnarly looking country singers (waylon with his beard, jones and haggard on a binge)and say “look see, looks shouldn’t matter”, and I’ll be the first to say that too much emphasis is placed on looks these days (the bigger problem is that too little emphasis in on talent) but the fact is that being attractive was always something desirable in country music. It wasn’t about getting by on l