Dierks Bentley – “Sideways”

CM Wilcox | February 24th, 2009 Email Share

Dierks Bentley - Sideways Songwriters: Jim Beavers & Dierks Bentley

The problem with “Sideways” is not that it was a twelfth-hour addition to Feel That Fire, made at the behest of a radio-conscious label head. The problem is that that’s exactly what it sounds like.

From the bad pick-up line that begins and ends the song–“Hey girl, what’s your name?/It’s so loud in here I can’t hear a thing,”–to the crass, ham-handed double entendre of the hook (situated between two come-ons, the singer’s desire to “get a little bit sideways” would seem to refer to more than just the obvious club dancing), this is little more than a polished-up throwaway. Beyond the multi-layered, big-money production values, everything about it feels cheap and gimmicky in a manner more befitting a desperate newcomer than an established artist who actually has a bit of leeway to do something interesting. With the security of one greatest hits album already under his belt, this is the music Dierks Bentley wants to be making right now? Really?

Above all else, this is a song that really, desperately wants you to like it. It’s dying for your approval. Instead of trying to win you over on its own merits (surely an uphill battle), it resolves to win you over by convincing you that other people like it, so you should do the same. Like canned laughter on a sitcom, the ambient bar noises and group-chanted words in the chorus (“And it’s HEY now, here we go/Dee-JAY don’t you play nothing slow”) aim to make you feel like part of the party. You’re invited into a whole imaginary community of people who see this song as something other than boring tripe. But those people don’t have much choice, given that they exist only in the world of the song. That’s what you call a captive audience.

“Sideways” will rise to the top of the country charts and, judging from the boot-stompin’ arrangement, it will probably be a big hit on country dance floors as well. With that warm popular reception, it will have accomplished exactly what it set out to accomplish–which has everything to do with commerce and virtually nothing to do with art. It will sell some CDs, serve as lively filler in Bentley’s rocking stage show, and cease to matter as soon as its chart run is over. Dierks Bentley and [label exec] Mike Dungan both know that. They’re just banking on the fact that the listening public isn’t discerning enough to care.

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  1. Razor X
    February 24, 2009 at 2:04 pm Permalink

    “They’re just banking on the fact that the listening public isn’t discerning enough to care.”

    And, sadly, they aren’t discerning enough to care.

  2. CMW
    February 24, 2009 at 2:05 pm Permalink

    In that picture, Dierks looks like he just read this review.

  3. Chris N.
    February 24, 2009 at 2:11 pm Permalink

    He’s like, “Dammit, I was enjoying my stroll down this street in what appears to be California, and now CM has to ruin my good mood.”

  4. Chris D.
    February 24, 2009 at 2:55 pm Permalink

    This is the only song on Feel That Fire that I really don’t like, so of course it becomes a single…

  5. Twingrl
    February 24, 2009 at 3:38 pm Permalink

    I like this song. Not every song has to be deep and have a message. I like to listen to songs to have fun. This is a great one for after work to let loose to.

  6. Chris N.
    February 24, 2009 at 4:07 pm Permalink

    I can’t help comparing it to Darryl Worley’s song from a few years ago with the same title:

    http://tinyurl.com/bvzbsp

  7. Drew
    February 24, 2009 at 4:24 pm Permalink

    Right on the money with everything, great review.

  8. idlewildsouth
    February 24, 2009 at 4:38 pm Permalink

    While I agree with you that this song is merely radio fluff, and dont particularly care that much for it, I find myself doubting some of your points validity. I can hardly see Dierks Bentley and Brett Beavers sitting in the studio saying “HEY! If we had a bunch of people scream with us during the chorus, thatd make everyone feel like they were apart of a party, which would make them like it that much more.” Sometimes I think we give artists a little too much credit, I think.

  9. Suzanne
    February 24, 2009 at 5:33 pm Permalink

    “I like this song. Not every song has to be deep and have a message. I like to listen to songs to have fun. This is a great one for after work to let loose to.”

    That’s what I think too. This is my new Fri night going out to get tore up song and I have no shame in claiming it as such. I’ll look for the all meaningful and thoughtful songs when I’m not getting ready to toss back jager bombs all night.

  10. Jon
    February 24, 2009 at 6:31 pm Permalink

    Worley’s “Sideways” could be better for some folks (including me), but not because it’s deeper. It’s also a pretty fun song, albeit with a slightly different slant to the lyric and, to my taste, mo’ better music. But either way, there’s nothing wrong with being a fun song and no more.

    Too, having to matter after dropping off the charts sets a high enough bar for being a good song, in my opinion, that an awful lot of country hits fall under it. Curling up for an evening or two with Whitburn’s singles chart book, even for someone who listened to country radio pretty regularly 20 or 30 or 40 years ago, is pretty educational in that regard.

  11. CMW
    February 24, 2009 at 6:46 pm Permalink

    I appreciate a good fun song. In fact, I’d give Worley’s “Sideways” a solid thumbs up. I just think that this particular single misses the mark.

    Idlewildsouth: It probably wasn’t spelled out that explicitly (I don’t want to give them too much credit either), but that’s the logic that underlies the decision to slap a bunch of random hollers and group chants onto a party song.

  12. Trailer
    February 24, 2009 at 8:07 pm Permalink

    Nice review but I don’t mind this song actually. It’s not single material though. I do hate the canned audience effect, like on Brad P’s radio edit of “(The Fishing Song)”…that’s more likely to make me dislike a song than enjoy it.

  13. Gloria
    February 25, 2009 at 8:43 am Permalink

    Just cannot get into Dierks! Don’t care for the song and never really cared for his voice.

  14. Kim
    February 25, 2009 at 5:47 pm Permalink

    Thank God! I’m not the only one! I haven never been able to understand the Dierks craze! He sings in such a monotone, and to top things off, only about 1 in 5 of his songs are any good.

  15. #1
    February 25, 2009 at 10:29 pm Permalink

    gloria and kim, you ***** are deaf

    i dont think dierks was trying to change lives or be the next william shakespeare with this one.

    like suzanne and twingrl said, its a party song. take it for what it is.

  16. celeritas
    February 26, 2009 at 8:58 am Permalink

    “this is the music Dierks Bentley wants to be making right now? Really?”

    Evidently not. If this gets added because Dungan feels the audience will want more ‘fun’ songs and not the more serious stuff Dierks originally planned to record, than this is not the music he wants to make. In which case I wonder why the fans should want to listen…

  17. Noah Eaton
    February 26, 2009 at 12:24 pm Permalink

    Absolutely agree with this review.

    Dungan is underestimating the interests of his listeners, I am sure of it. Everyone I know unanimously agrees “I Wanna Make You Close Your Eyes” is a surefire hit, for one.

  18. Noah Eaton
    February 26, 2009 at 3:37 pm Permalink

    Having heard the album now, I can now add I believe “Feel That Fire” is Bentley’s most mediocre album to date.

    I can’t say I’ve ever been a fan of his music, as I feel he too often styles his tracks after legendaries (especially Waylon Jennings) and also is too calculative when it comes to appealing to all the stereotypical facets of the contemporary country fanbase, but with his debut self-titled release, as with “Modern Day Drifter”, you can sense at least a little variety in the sounds and themes he tackled, and on “Long Trip Alone” he even somehow got the Grascals (for those who may be unfamiliar with them, they’re an acclaimed bluegrass outfit) to play on the album’s closing track. But with this new album, it strikes me that Bentley isn’t even trying anymore to make him appear even fractionally unique among his fellow contemporaries, and simply resigning to toe-tappin’ anthems. In fact, the only track I really enjoyed upon my first listen was the closing track “Last Call”. Even his duet with Patty Griffin felt unremarkable to me.

    Even if it weren’t for those two eleventh-hour track listing revisions, I doubt this album would have been any more memorable. (shrug)

  19. Leeann Ward
    February 26, 2009 at 4:48 pm Permalink

    Speaking of the Grascals… Is it just me? Or does anyone else think that the Grascals are a rather boring bluegrass group?

    As for this review, I more or less agree with it. Some might say that Garth Brooks did the same fake party atmospheric thing with “Friends in Low Places”, but I think Brooks did it better.

    I’ve listened to this album a couple of times and like it a tiny bit better than my first time through, but it’s definitely not his best effort.

  20. Jon
    February 26, 2009 at 5:46 pm Permalink

    It’s just you, LeeAnn.

    Well, ok, probably not, but there aren’t many folks in the bluegrass world who would call them boring, especially when it comes to their live shows. That’s why they’ve won the IBMA’s top Entertainer of the Year award in two of the past 3 years. I point that out not to disparage your taste, but to underline that it’s not widely shared among bluegrass artists (who vote on the awards) or core fans.

    But I’ll freely admit my bias there, since all of them are friends and colleagues, some very close, and Jamie Johnson in particular has been a friend, a sometimes bandmate and one of my favorite singers for almost 20 years now – that is, long before either of us moved to Nashville.

    Which brings me around to what I had originally wanted to post – namely, that Dierks “somehow” got the Grascals to appear on his album because he and Terry Eldredge and Jamie Johnson are all friends, too. In fact, Terry sang harmony on a couple of cuts on Dierks’ first album. And the McCourys played on Dierks’ recording of a Del song (“Good Man Like Me”) on another one of his albums. And Dierks sang on the Grascals’ second album. And Dierks appeared with the McCourys at Delfest last year (there’s some dandy video of them rehearsing here: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=34153990). And so on.

    These things don’t just happen, and they don’t even happen just because someone had an idea. They happened, and they’ll continue to happen, because the Nashville country & bluegrass & Americana community is more, er, promiscuous than folks who look at the music through preconceptions might otherwise think. That Dierks hung out at the Station Inn in his early days in town isn’t some PR person’s invention; it’s a fact, and lasting friendships came out of it. I don’t see him down there very often any more, but it was only a couple of years ago that I was on stage with the Sidemen (including Grascal Terry Eldredge) and within ten minutes of each other we had both Dierks and John Prine up to sing one or two. Things are a lot looser here than some folks seem to think, and often times fans are more focused on differences than the musicians are.

    And yes, I know none of that has anything to do with whether you like the music or not, about which I don’t particularly care. It was the “somehow got the Grascals” that tripped me off…

  21. scooter
    February 26, 2009 at 5:48 pm Permalink

    I’m not a fan of the Grascals either. I been getting into a lot of bluegrass lately but not impressed with the Grascals. Steeldrivers, Sierra Hull, and Cadillac Sky is who i’ve been listening to.

  22. Leeann Ward
    February 26, 2009 at 6:23 pm Permalink

    Jon, I’m well aware of Bentley’s association/connection with bluegrass music. I love bluegrass music and have given the Grascals a fair chance. I don’t mean to be negative about your friends and I’m fully aware that they are an acclaimed group,but they just don’t do anything for me, even if that calls my taste into question. I’d rather listen to the SteelDrivers, Dailey & Vincent, Alison Krauss and Union Station…

  23. CMW
    February 26, 2009 at 6:34 pm Permalink

    I haven’t been able to get into The Grascals much either, Leeann. I appreciate their obvious talent, but nothing about them has really grabbed me by the collar and made me care for any length of time.

  24. Leeann Ward
    February 26, 2009 at 6:40 pm Permalink

    Yeah, that’s how I feel about them. I know they’re talented, my guy, Vince Gill has sung with them, but they generally don’t hold my attention.

  25. Jon
    February 26, 2009 at 6:44 pm Permalink

    Hey, LeeAnn, you can be negative about my friends’ music all you want. FWIW, I’m pretty dubious on the very idea of taste being called into question; people like what they like and don’t what they don’t, and it’s often for reasons that simply are inarguable, like “doesn’t do anything for me.” And as I said at the end of my post, the stuff about Dierks & bluegrass was directed toward the comment about how he “somehow got” the Grascals to record with him, not to anything you said.

  26. Leeann Ward
    February 26, 2009 at 6:49 pm Permalink

    O right, I see that now. Sorry. For the record, I do like that song quite a bit.

  27. Rick
    February 26, 2009 at 7:39 pm Permalink

    Leeann, I know what you mean about The Grascals as their music just doesn’t grab me in spite of the high energy factor, skillful execution and hollers. I just don’t find it involving when I hear them on the Opry. I did see them live out at the Stagecoach Festival and they blew me away with a song titled “You’re At The Top Of A Long List Of Heartaches” which they should perform on the Opry every time! (lol)

  28. Chris
    March 8, 2009 at 6:14 pm Permalink

    I don’t agree with this review. I think Sideways is a fun song and I like the album. I also think you are unfair in your criticism of Mike Dungan. To say “he is banking on the fact that the listening pubic isn’t discerning enough to care” is a statement made by someone who doesn’t know Mike Dungan at all. Mike is one of the most ethical people in the business and always puts out music that is the highest quality in the business. He never takes his audience for granted and believes that they should (and do) expect more out of every album released.

  29. Alan
    March 17, 2009 at 7:20 pm Permalink

    Everybody here needs to realize how many awesome or at least above mediocre songs Dierks has put out.. Like “Free And Easy” is a very upbeat rockin’ song with banjo..as well as, “How Am I Doi”n also a very fun and funny song (video is real cool) And he can get on the deeper side with “Settle For A Slowdown” which has very good lyrics..And even very romantic and lovey with “Come A Little Closer” And “What Was I Thinkin” Is awesome..it’s fun and upbeat and a great country storyline…What people don’t realize is all of his songs that never made it to radio..He has many many great ones lie “Wish It Would Break”, “Domestic Light & Cold” Which is very honkey tonk and even more fast pace fun songs like “Cab Of My Truck” I think Dierks shows a great variety in his music he plays the traditional, neo-traditional, and contemporary but adds a twist like in “Lot Of Leavin’ left to Do” Which is a hell lot more country than mostly any artist of today..alos, Dierks focuses on his live shows more and i’ve been able to go to 2 of his shows and they were both awesome as hell…Once you see it you will instantly become a fan of his…I Don’t see why people are downing Dierks so much yea this may not be his best album yet but hasn’t most of today’s stars had a bump in the road..Like Alan Jackson or even Brad paisley… The songs are still good like “I Wanna Make You Close Your Eyes”..Look at Kenny Chesney..”Every Body wants To Go To Heaven” That song is defeinently not country!! It’s like tropical jamaican music or somethin…Thats the stuff i don’t like about artists

  30. Shauna
    March 21, 2009 at 11:10 am Permalink

    Wow i wish people who post reviews about Dierks songs should just keep it to themselves because it is rude. I know people have their own opinions but i like good reviews better.

  31. Stormy
    March 21, 2009 at 1:04 pm Permalink

    Well then, why not read good reviews and leave the rest of us in peace?

  32. Shauna
    March 23, 2009 at 4:18 pm Permalink

    MAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  33. Desire
    April 7, 2009 at 6:44 pm Permalink

    Sorry but I don’t agree with the review at all. While it may not be some deep meaning or emotion evoking song it is a fun song, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Sometimes you just need a light hearted, fun song and this is one of those. This has fast become one of my Friday night after work songs. Lighten up people and have some fun.

  34. Sammantha
    April 8, 2009 at 11:38 am Permalink

    ok honestly it may not be the most meaningful song in the world, but at least it has some melody, and people are having fun with it. It’s a lot better then the rap and pop that has less meaning then this, or has much worse meaning, and then there are the songs that dont even require a melody. Let people have some fun with it, it may not be the best song in the world but it’s decent.

  35. Kimberley
    April 13, 2009 at 3:27 pm Permalink

    I’m sorry, but Dierks is the ONLY country artist I listen to-he’s the only one out there today with talent!!! It seems to me that most other “country” artists are more rock n roll or wanna be rappers.

  36. Brett
    June 18, 2009 at 3:14 am Permalink

    Wanna be rappers? Did you not notice the hip hop flavor of the video with the dancers? There’s nothing country about the video, and there’s nothing country about the song. It’s actually quite annoying and obnoxious.

    It’s sad too, becuase Dierks is above this kind of novelty crap.

  37. Alan
    August 1, 2009 at 4:51 pm Permalink

    I seriously think that this site has something against Dierks Bentley…if u read reviews from Feel That Fire, I Wanna Make You Cloe Your Eyes, and Free and easy notice that they r all putting Dierks down…

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