Comments on: December 2009 Mailbag: What Key Does Garth Brooks Sing In?

By: Wade

Wade — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:34:25 +0000

What kind of shampoo does Carrie Underwood use?

She soaks her flaxen locks in the blood of infidels. — CMW

HAHAHAHA

By: Peter

Peter — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 22:42:33 +0000

haha Douchey McDoucherson… zing!

By: Grizzly Adam

Grizzly Adam — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:22:09 +0000

Who wrote “People Are Crazy?”
Doug Supernaw and Daron Norwood — Sam

Damn that’s harsh. Probably why I laughed.

By: Rick

Rick — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 03:42:55 +0000

Aarrgghh! Its an “Obamavoter’s Revenge Conspiracy”!…(lol)

By: Leeann Ward

Leeann Ward — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 02:09:26 +0000

Willie!

By: CMW

CMW — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:55:45 +0000

… and I never thought we’d see Jimmy Elledge mentioned in the comments, other than perhaps on one of Paul’s Forgotten Artists posts.

But I much prefer Willie’s version.

By: Rick

Rick — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:16:59 +0000

I’m still shocked and trying to grasp that anyone would ask a legitimate question about Wynn Stewart’s backing musicians in The 9513 mailbag! I think I’ve entered the twilight zone! What’s next, an inquiry if Jimmy Elledge sang the ultimate version of the Willie Nelson song “Funny How Time Slips Away”? Crikey!

Take the Jimmy Elledge Challenge for youself!:
Links:
Jimmy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI6JmphmTzM
Willie: http://popup.lala.com/popup/576742253309016967

My vote’s for Jimmy! (lol)

By: K

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:45:07 +0000

“The 9513’s undercover reporter Mike Fisher is working on the answer to this critical piece of background on Ms. Underwood as we speak.”
— Ken
“Who sings better as a memory?
I remember when Carrie’s voice sounded so sweet and pure to me, but hearing her now reminds me that she broke my heart and crushed my dreams. Yes, my secret is out…darn you Mike Fisher!” — Jim

“What was Carrie Underwood’s real last name?
What?! You mean we don’t know her last name? Her mama will be so ashamed.” — Blake

“Does Tennessee like Billy Ray Cyrus?
It thought “Achey Breaky Heart” was pretty catchy, but it has the common sense to not admit it in public.” — Sam

The Taylor/Carrie bit was great too- you guys nailed it. Hilarious guys, keep up the great work!

By: Leeann Ward

Leeann Ward — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:10:20 +0000

This is top notch! I especially liked Sam’s answer to the “People Are Crazy” question and Juli’s answer to the question regarding sad songs for Dad.

By: Michael

Michael — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:04:23 +0000

Hah! Good batch. My three faves:

Jason Aldean: It makes his earrings stand out. (Juli)
Joe Diffie: Submitting mailbag questions to The 9513 (CMW)
Carrie Underwood’s shampoo: Something wholesome, pure and bland, no doubt (Sam)

I also liked the Chad Kroeger/Bucky Covington and Darius Rucker ones.