Carrie Underwood – “Temporary Home”

Jim Malec | December 18th, 2009

carrie-underwood-temporary-homeBefore I begin to sound like a broken record when it comes to Carrie Underwood, I should make it clear that I really do enjoy her singing. Early in Underwood’s career, her voice was in constant overdrive, powering through even the most sensitive subjects. To her credit, she’s evolved immensely since those early days. Her delivery has become colorful and nuanced, and her voice has thus transformed from a powerful soundbox to a truly formidable and well-used instrument. Hearing Underwood sing classic country music is a pure delight.

Underwood shows off those refined chops on new single “Temporary Home”; her vocal is beautifully delicate, and the downtempo pace of the song grants a welcome reprieve for her typically bombastic production. But here’s where the record starts to skip: “Temporary Home” is such a heavy-handed piece of songwriting that, despite Underwood’s gripping performance, it offers little emotional payoff beyond rote inspirationalism.

The song is built on a trifecta of thematically related scenes: A boy passing through a number of foster homes, a young single mother trying to make a better life, and an old man on his death bed. In each case, the scene’s primary character clings to the faith that their situation is a transient one, that in the future they will find their real home, the place in the world where they truly belong. In the old man’s case, that place is heaven, bringing the song’s central theme into focus—this is a temporary home for all of us.

A sweet sentiment though that may be, the song suffers from epically generic construction. Songwriters Underwood, Luke Laird and Zac Maloy have built and decorated the song’s scenes with great attention to detail, but the people in those scenes amount to no more than well-drawn stock characters, mere outlines or sketches of their flesh-and-blood counterparts. This little boy, this young woman, and this dying grandfather are present in these lyrics for the sole purpose of facilitating the song’s ultimate point.

It’s hard to relate to, or have much sympathy for, people who we know aren’t real. As a result, “Temporary Home” has a very dull emotional affect—we’re sad because hard times are sad, and we’re happy because we hope tomorrow will be better, but we know the whole scenario is constructed to preach a particular point of view. Between the first note and the last, not a single lyric works to reveal something about ourselves or strives to tell us a story—its impact is blunt, hits fast and fades quickly.

On top of that, “Temporary Home” really does a disserve to Underwood, who, because the songwriting is so bland, is never able to make the song her own. There’s no reason for this to be a Carrie Underwood song—switch out the singer to Martina, Sara Evans, whomever you like, and nothing changes. To that end, not only does “Temporary Home” have weak characters, as a whole it has little character of its own. And that’s sad, because if Underwood continues down this path, she might wake up one day with a catalog full of hits that struck hard but stuck lightly.

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  1. Hoangalicious
    December 18, 2009 at 7:40 am

    wow
    another thumbdown
    thats not a surprise for the 9513
    i feel sorry for you Jim Malec

  2. Jim Malec
    December 18, 2009 at 7:42 am

    I think this is an exceedingly fair review, one that is rather gracious towards Ms. Underwood.

  3. yehchern
    December 18, 2009 at 8:04 am

    thumbdown???
    THIS IS ONE OF HER BEST SONG EVER!!!

  4. Shannon
    December 18, 2009 at 8:07 am

    Carrie’s best song to date is “Just a Dream” (which I believe got a thumbs up).

    I agree with JM on this review. Carrie has one of the best voices in country music but continually settles for sub-par material. She should keep her songwriting to a minimum too.

  5. ron
    December 18, 2009 at 8:21 am

    When you begin a review with a statement such as this:

    Before I begin to sound like a broken record when it comes to Carrie Underwood, I should make it clear that I really do enjoy her singing.

    And the follow it up with this gem:

    On top of that, “Temporary Home” really does a disserve to Underwood, who, because the songwriting is so bland, is never able to make the song her own

    It just screams that you had an agenda from the beginning. Carrie wrote the song & for you to say she isn’t able to make it her own leads me to believe that perhaps you are the one that just doesn’t get it. You always come up with some way to negatively focus your reviews of Carrie & this is one of the biggest eye openers yet.

    At some point you are going to wake up & realize that all this hasn’t had any harmful effect on Carries career or chart topping ability, but it has in fact winnowed away any sort of credibility as a reviewer you may have built in the past.

  6. Jim Malec
    December 18, 2009 at 8:27 am

    The fact that I repeat points about Underwood’s song selection doesn’t make those points any less true. And I’m pretty sure that if I had an agenda against Carrie, I wouldn’t spend a full two paragraphs praising her talent as a singer.

  7. Trish
    December 18, 2009 at 8:40 am

    Carrie has sold 10 million albums and has 11 consecutive #1 singles including 10 #1′s off her first two albums which has never been done in country music history. Jim, you have been in the small minority with your constant negative reviews. Country radio and the millions of fans that buy Carrie’s albums feel very different.

    Temporary Home is an inspiring and powerful song. It traces the situation of three people that could represent millions of others in this world. It os sang beautifully and will be another #1. Jim, once again your bias can’t overcome the fact that you are simply wrong.

    You have never written a single article that didn’t include negatives so it is really false praise.

  8. Paul W Dennis
    December 18, 2009 at 8:52 am

    Ron – Carrie definitely needs a new musical adviser. While she has an excellent voice, she has recorded a large number of unworthy songs. I appreciate that you are a fan of Ms Underwoods BUT there is a huge difference between being a discerning fan and being a fanatic

    In about ten years’ time when you go back and listening to these recordings (assuming you haven’t jumped on the next PYT’s bandwagon) you’ll see what Jim and other discerning fans are saying now.

    As for credibility, the reviewer who fawns and slobbers over everything an artist does, is the reviewer who lacks credibility and cannot be trusted for consumer guidance.

    The fact that Carrie Underwood wrote “Temporary Home” does not, perforce, make it a good song. It does mean she makes some extra money from having it on her album, and that may have been her objective

    Carrie Underwood is physically very attractive. If she looked like Susan Boyle, I wonder how many albums she’d sell and if folks like you would be here diehard fans. Hmmmm

  9. Dan E.
    December 18, 2009 at 9:05 am

    This is an amazing song by Carrie. This one will be around for a very long time. It is definitely a song her fans expect from her and is in NO WAY a disservice to her. She chooses her songs carefully and the emotions within this song shine through. The songwriting is anything but bland, and this is a great addition to Carrie’s magnificent catalog of songs.

    Paul W Dennis: Your little ‘Susan Boyle’ comment is rather useless now, since that lady is selling wonders in just three weeks time. It was never a strong comparison to begin with, but now it makes you sound even more silly. I’m sure you’ll find another person you can use though to try and back up your ridiculous notion of Carrie Underwood fans. Hmmmm

  10. Thomas
    December 18, 2009 at 9:05 am

    …country music is crap! this dog does not help at all to counter such points of view.

  11. Paul W Dennis
    December 18, 2009 at 9:06 am

    Trish – McDonald’s outsells Morton’s every day – sales say little about quality

    For a few years the Archies, 1910 Fruitgum Company and Ohio Express outsold Frank Sinatra. Who listens to them now ?

    Meanwhile Sinatra remains a steady catalog seller for RCA/BMG, Sony/Columbia Capitol and Warners/Reprise

  12. Paul W Dennis
    December 18, 2009 at 9:07 am

    I forgot to comment an the actual song here – it’s mediocre – doesn’t drive me off, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to find it either

  13. Razor X
    December 18, 2009 at 9:11 am

    It just screams that you had an agenda from the beginning. Carrie wrote the song & for you to say she isn’t able to make it her own leads me to believe that perhaps you are the one that just doesn’t get it. You always come up with some way to negatively focus your reviews of Carrie & this is one of the biggest eye openers yet.

    I don’t always agree with Jim’s reviews, but this one is spot on. I don’t detect any signs of Carrie-hate or an agenda here, just some legitimate criticisms of a(nother) sub-par song from her.

  14. Dan E.
    December 18, 2009 at 9:25 am

    Paul W Dennis: Carrie is a steady seller as well. This isn’t just her latest album, it’s all three of her albums. You have covered Susan Boyle and now Frank Sinatra. Anybody else?

  15. Thomas
    December 18, 2009 at 9:32 am

    …interestingly, i think carrie underwood could have made “jesus take the wheel” a hit if the hook had been “freddie clean the grill”. same goes with this one here. if the hook was “temporary loan” and the lyrics an advert for the fayetteville savings & loans, it’ll still go to the top of the charts. some singer, this lady.

  16. Dan E.
    December 18, 2009 at 9:48 am

    Thomas: You’re at least right about one thing. This song will go to the top of the charts. You just have a messed up reasoning to why it will get there.

  17. Razor X
    December 18, 2009 at 9:56 am

    You have never written a single article that didn’t include negatives so it is really false praise.

    That is what a review is supposed to — offer a critical analysis of the song. It isn’t supposed to be an unpaid, glowing testimonial which is what you seem to expect.

  18. dudley
    December 18, 2009 at 9:58 am

    “Carrie’s best song to date is “Just a Dream” (which I believe got a thumbs up). ”

    Yes, but the perplexingly, the reviewer (not Jim, in fairness) decided that the lyrics were a literal representation of a bride who thought she was going to her wedding and opened the church doors only to discover to her surprise that it was her fiance’s funeral. It was astonishing (and kind of hilarious, I confess).

    Jim, I think the problem is not so much the consistency with which you beat the song selection drum when it comes to Carrie, but the rank inconsistency you show in the level of scrutiny you give her songs versus those of other mainstream artists. You seem willing to overlook/forgive an awful lot in other artists’ songs, but never Carrie’s. Now you might say that is because you think the gulf between Carrie’s talent and song selection is just that wide. But I’ve seen you give Miranda, whom I consider mainstream country’s most talented singer-songwriter (and probably the one with the best taste) a pass for some very below-her-standards writing (I would cite your over-the-top review of “White Liar,” which was the ultimate in style-over-substance thinking). I’ve also seen you give an Emily West number a major pass for things you have complained about in Carrie songs (and let me be clear that I think Emily West is a terrific talent with some really, really good songs).

    I think what it boils down to is that you’re just more willing to indulge other artists than you are Carrie because you find it easier to connect to their work. That’s fine — we all have our biases and the notion that a reviewer is going to be able to cancel his/hers out is silly. I think it would be helpful if you acknowledged yours because at this point, this pose in which you keep affirming your belief in Carrie’s talent before bemoaning her song choice is starting to look like a reaction to the accusations of unfairness and bias more than a response to her songs on their own merits (or lack thereof). And your repeat attempts to prove that you have given her songs balanced consideration have resulted, in my view, in some rather disingenuous-sounding, repetitive and uninteresting reviews. To your credit, you did tone down the hyperbolic tendencies in your writing for this particular review.

    I disagree that this song would have the same feel in the hands of someone like Martina McBride or Sara Evans. I think Sara would have underscored the hard-luck aspect of these characters’ stories to a greater degree. Martina’s version would, I think, be more comparable if she delivered a vocal along the lines of the one she gives in “House of a Thousand Dreams,” but I think Carrie’s voice would ultimately convey more of a need to believe that better awaits us both in this world and beyond. It’s a fun parlor game to imagine the differences, anyway.

    To me, “Temporary Home” is a conventional but moving song that transcends its predictability because of a fully invested vocal from Carrie. I found myself connecting to its presentation of shared humanity no matter our station in life, and I found myself moved by Carrie’s hopeful but not didactic presentation of her faith.

  19. Ben Milam
    December 18, 2009 at 10:05 am

    very polarizing some of these comments. if you don’t believe carrie is the best damn singer ever then you must be cast out huh? when will yall be annexing austria?

  20. Paul W Dennis
    December 18, 2009 at 10:08 am

    DAN E “This is an amazing song by Carrie”

    You just lost any credibility you might have had. Only shallow and clueless morons use the term “amazing” when discussing fashion, music or literature. Plus, you really didn’t respond to my comment on Susan Boyle – would you get so hot and bothered over criticism of Carrie if she looked like Susan Boyle ??? Be honest, if that’s possible(which I doubt)

  21. Dan E.
    December 18, 2009 at 10:27 am

    Paul W Dennis: I hope you realize that you just sounded completely lame with your first sentence. I don’t know why you have beef with the word ‘amazing’, but to each his own. I personally am not a fan of Susan Boyle, but you lose all credibility (you had none to begin with) when you recently used her as an example. Do you honestly believe that out of the 1.8 million albums she has sold in the past three weeks that none of those people are Carrie Underwood fans? You need to calm yourself down, get a clue and realize that if people love the sound of someone’s voice, it really doesn’t matter what they look like, their albums will be bought. I imagine myself still buying Carrie’s cds when she is in her 50s. Guess what, you might not know this, but people don’t look like their 20s when they’re in their 50s. You really do need to find better excuses when trying to put Carrie and her fans down.

  22. Phil
    December 18, 2009 at 10:33 am

    I think the best word to use to describe this song is contrived. Which I think is what this review was trying to say in so many words. Which is basically what I have a problem with in most of today’s music (it is contrived). That, and the music of today is more of a thought based off of a feeling, rather than a feeling based off of a thought.

    As far as Carrie’s vocals go…just sing the song and quit trying to do vocal acrobats. I cannot stand it when a singer tries to hit the high notes in a song just for the sake of hitting the high notes. It makes the delivery and interpretation of the song that much less emotional. And I could not finish this song because I knew it was more about finding the emotion on the singers terms rather than on my own. I need to feel something on my own terms, not someone else’s.

    Anyway, overall I would say that I cannot like today’s mainstream music because I feel like I am being manipulated to do so. It’s not about the music today, it’s about popularity and personality and image. And we all know how popular opinion works. It is always someone else’s agenda to see to it that it is popular opinion to begin with. And I am not about to like something or dislike something based off of what someone else wants me to like or dislike. I’ll find that on my own terms…and in today’s world that seems practically impossible. So I guess I don’t like or dislike much of anything out there today…but I’m not buying it or listening to it either.

    I know Dan E. said in a previous thread that I don’t like today’s music because I simply don’t like the music. No, that’s too easy, and only a small part of the equation. I don’t like today’s music because I don’t like the artists the Industry is promoting today, and basically telling us what is good and what isn’t. The listening audience is not picking the winners and losers, the Industry is. Sorry, but everything and everyone sounds the same to me today (there really are no unique voices anymore)…that’s what happens when you base music off of personality and image rather than substance and creativity.

    Anyway, if the music industry didn’t seem to be trying so hard to manipulate people into buying the music and the artists it is promoting today, maybe more people would buy it and listen to it, and it would actually be about the music and the artists defining a generation again, rather than the popularity and personality and image of certain artists defining the music and our generation. Which is another reason why today’s music and artists are not timeless, and will be forgotten. It’s called Reality….and TV is not at the end of that word. I want reality back without the manipulation. But perhaps it is too late for that. And I am not about to fight a battle that will one day self destruct anyway.

    Just my opinions of course.

  23. Ben Milam
    December 18, 2009 at 10:38 am

    dan e.
    tell us another story about how we are all big lame doo-doo heads because we don’t love carrie. you are not winning carrie any fans.

  24. Dan E.
    December 18, 2009 at 10:45 am

    Ben: You really need to read more thoroughly, because I have never insinuated this at all. I am going to defend her though because I personally love her music. I also don’t like it when other people make careless comparisons that don’t even make sense. A lot of people don’t like Carrie on this site. Most people on this board can give their opinion about her in a respectful way, a few can’t.

  25. Ben Milam
    December 18, 2009 at 10:49 am

    are there any other artists that you are fan of? i have only experienced your ardent support of carrie. it is well known that man cannot live on carrie alone.

  26. Andrew
    December 18, 2009 at 10:49 am

    Let’s just get these points out of the way now:

    - Selling a crapload of records does not necessarily make an artist good.

    - Even if an artist is good, that doesn’t exempt them from criticism of individual songs or albums.

    - Yes, we know she has a great voice. That’s not the problem here, it’s the lyrics.

    - Yes, we know she’s a good Christian girl singing about Christian themes. That doesn’t necessarily make it good either.

    - The 9513 doesn’t have an agenda against any artist. If someone seems to be getting a lot more bad reviews than others, it means either 1) you’re ignoring the good reviews to focus on the bad, or 2) they deserved the bad reviews.

    Jim went out of his way in the first couple paragraphs to be fair to Carrie, and it’s a pretty accurate review. This is one of her better singles, but it’s held back by the bland lyrics.

    The Carrie fans who will inevitably flood this thread also need to keep in mind that all thumbs down ratings are not created equal. If The 9513 were using letter grades like other sites, a thumbs down wouldn’t necessarily be an F. There are songs that have gotten thumbs downs here that could probably go as high as a B if we were using letter grades.

  27. Jon
    December 18, 2009 at 10:51 am

    HA! The fact that the great Jim Malec opened his review with a defense of “See! I really like Carrie! I really do! But she just doesn’t sing better songs…” is so laughable it’s sad.

    And Jim, who did you really fool with: Her delivery has become colorful and nuanced, and her voice has thus transformed from a powerful soundbox to a truly formidable and well-used instrument.

    When a few weeks ago you took pure delight in calling her just an above-average vocalist and said that there’s more to being singer than just being technically proficient (which I agree), but te fact that you’re going back and forth like that on Carrie alone, interestingly, it’s starting to show your agenda. I’m starting to respect you a bit when you finally embraced your pure love for Taylor Swift on your 100 albums list when it’s so obvious for years you have been trying to fight it, but in the end it consumed you so much you finally admitted it. And then you pull this. Again.

    Your mantra of “Carrie is an above-average vocalist – no, she’s really talented and her vocals are very nuanced – no she’s just techinically good, but soulless – no she’s formidable (what is it really?), but she doesn’t sing better songs” is getting old. Come up with something new to show your innate dislike of Carrie. You don’t have to “justify” it by saying “she’s a really good singer, but….”

    If Carrie’s a waste of space, treat her as such. You could have used your time and energy on Taylor’s new single and get the hits that you want on overly screaming fangirly tweens.

  28. Jon
    December 18, 2009 at 10:52 am

    Oh, and I forgot:

    it’s impact is blunt

    Get a proofreader while you’re at it.

  29. Trish
    December 18, 2009 at 10:53 am

    Paul, you are just a moron and a Cqrrie hater and your recent comments prove it. If you want to discount the 10 million album sales and 11 #1′s then lets look at her recognition from the music industry:

    Three female vocalist of the year awards at the ACM and CMA awards.

    EOTY at the ACM’s.

    Multiple Grammy award winner.

    Inducted into the Grand Old Opry.

    Inducted into the Oklahoma Music Hall of Fame.

    Plus:

    Recognized by legends before Carrie such as Dolly Parton, Loretta Lynn, and Barbara Mandrell that have all stated that Carrie is one of the greates vocalists n country music history!

  30. TexasVet
    December 18, 2009 at 10:56 am

    There are songs that have gotten thumbs downs here that could probably go as high as a B if we were using letter grades.

    Then to lesson the confusion I suggest you start using letter grades.

  31. Jon
    December 18, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Jim went out of his way in the first couple paragraphs to be fair to Carrie,

    Aww, poor Jim. How much did that hurt him? Did it make him cry? Did it make him wanna slash his wrists? His hands? His masterful writing hands!

  32. Jon
    December 18, 2009 at 11:01 am

    But I’ve seen you give Miranda, whom I consider mainstream country’s most talented singer-songwriter (and probably the one with the best taste) a pass for some very below-her-standards writing (I would cite your over-the-top review of “White Liar,” which was the ultimate in style-over-substance thinking). I’ve also seen you give an Emily West number a major pass for things you have complained about in Carrie songs (and let me be clear that I think Emily West is a terrific talent with some really, really good songs).

    You forgot Jim’s masterpiece of twists and turns and knots on Love Story! Thumbs up y’all!

  33. Ben Milam
    December 18, 2009 at 11:02 am

    the march continues to hungary and romania.

  34. sam (sam)
    December 18, 2009 at 11:05 am

    Trish says, “Carrie has sold 10 million albums and has 11 consecutive #1 singles including 10 #1’s off her first two albums which has never been done in country music history. Jim, you have been in the small minority with your constant negative reviews.”

    But how does her selling those albums make people who don’t care for her music in “the small minority?” My guess is that only a fraction of the people who have heard Underwood have bought her music. The majority is those who have heard her music but not deemed it worth buyings (same could be said for virtually all singers, of course).

  35. nm
    December 18, 2009 at 11:05 am

    Ron wrote: At some point you are going to wake up & realize that all this hasn’t had any harmful effect on Carries career or chart topping ability. Yeah, Jim, you egomaniac, stop thinking you can make or break mainstream radio favorites. Stop your evil, evil plan to damage Carrie’s career.

    Do readers really believe that the reviewers here are that deluded?

  36. Lorria
    December 18, 2009 at 11:06 am

    You cant understand or believe that the individuals described in the story are not real? Foster children and single mothers, there are countless such people. Yes, Carrie did not go the Taylor route and decide to name a kid she might have met or ask a songwriter to give up a name, but that is low classy and frankly not necessary. The sentiment in this song is gorgeous and so is her vocal delivery. But the king about the lyrics of this song is that it is so general. Yes its simple, but here it works. It could apply to anyone who is in a transitional state in their livess.

  37. Jim Malec
    December 18, 2009 at 11:10 am

    I’d just like to say thanks for pointing out the typo…

  38. Lorria
    December 18, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Sam- Right, your last sentence just negates your whole post. “My guess is that only a fraction of the people who have heard Underwood have bought her music. The majority is those who have heard her music but not deemed it worth buyings (same could be said for virtually all singers, of course”

    NM-

    “Ron wrote: At some point you are going to wake up & realize that all this hasn’t had any harmful effect on Carries career or chart topping ability. Yeah, Jim, you egomaniac, stop thinking you can make or break mainstream radio favorites. Stop your evil, evil plan to damage Carrie’s career.

    Do readers really believe that the reviewers here are that deluded?”

    No, he doesnt think the reviewers are deluded, and i hope not on this site, because most of the songs downgraded by this site for Carrie have become her biggest hits and even won grammys( last name) But to think they reviewers here, at least judging from the inconsistent reviews, don’t have an agenda or bias is not far fetched.

  39. Dan E.
    December 18, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Andrew: The people who buy the records more than likely believe that artist is good.

    Criticism is definitely allowed for a song, but defenses of that criticism also deserves equal share.

    Stating that the lyrics are the problem is just an opinion, with a number of people disagreeing.

    Sharing a song to the public that is about one’s belief in faith adds an extra depth to the song that is much appreciated by a lot of people, in my opinion.

  40. Jim Malec
    December 18, 2009 at 11:21 am

    Before this train gets on line for Crazy Town, I just want to point out that my opinion of any artist is in a state of flux. When I said that Underwood was an above-average singer, based on her interpretive ability, I meant it. That was not “weeks ago” as has been cited. At this point, Underwood is a better singer than she was then. I would think Carrie’s fans would appreciate that I recognize her improvement.

  41. Paul W Dennis
    December 18, 2009 at 11:30 am

    A⋅maz⋅ing  /əˈmeɪzɪŋ/ –adjective causing great surprise or sudden wonder.

    Does this really fit

    By the way, before anyone calls me a “Carrie hater” – I have all of her albums, including one issued in 1997 before most of her rabid fans ever heard of her

  42. nm
    December 18, 2009 at 11:41 am

    Lorria, having particular tastes is not the same thing as having an agenda, plan, plot, hidden motive, scheme, or whatever you want to call it. It almost amazes me (see above for definition) that people claim not to be able to make this distinction.

  43. Dan E.
    December 18, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    Paul W Dennis: Since you are obviously obsessing about the word ‘amazing’. Here we go:

    Amazing – to astonish, astound, overwhelm with wonder

    Carrie Underwood always ‘astonishes’ and ‘astounds’ me whenever she releases new music. I’m always ‘overwhelmed with wonder’ in realizing she keeps getting better and better as time goes by. Therefore, Carrie Underwood is by far AMAZING, and she does it so well.

  44. Razor X
    December 18, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Before this train gets on line for Crazy Town …

    Too late.

  45. Steve M.
    December 18, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    There is a crowd with blonde wigs with pitchforks and torches looking for you Jim. How dare you non-conform!

  46. Jon
    December 18, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    I would think Carrie’s fans would appreciate that I recognize her improvement.

    Not so much because even after that you DO sound like a broken record. I’m amazed that you do acknowledge such things.

    I think you already have templates of reviews ready for Carrie songs. Then you just fill in the blanks, and plug and play, and voila, another thumbs down!

    It’s hard to relate to, or have much sympathy for, people who we know aren’t real.

    Yeah, because the song didn’t name any characters, they’re not real. Awesome. Meanwhile, Bernice is like this unique redhead only Miranda can ever come up with, imagine, or known (And I love White Liar).

  47. Jon
    December 18, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    And yeah, just because not everyone agrees with the great Jim Malec, that this has become crazy town.

    [/rolleyes]

  48. Paul W Dennis
    December 18, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Dan – if what you said is true “Carrie Underwood always ‘astonishes’ and ‘astounds’ me whenever she releases new music. I’m always ‘overwhelmed with wonder’ in realizing she keeps getting better and better as time goes by. Therefore, Carrie Underwood is by far AMAZING, and she does it so well.”

    Either you haven’t had much of a life or you are very gullible. I don’t know which is more pathetic

    -30-

    (I’ll let you look up what that means)

  49. t.scott
    December 18, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    This is a great site,lots of opinions.
    I haven’t heard the latest from ms.Underwood.Like Jim,I don’t care for her “big” performance pieces,I feel a good singer should be able to have an understated performance and still be able to “sell” it.(which she did with “I TOLD YOU SO”)

    I’ve not been a fan of CU,she seemed too manufactured.I also do not watch american idol,dancing with hasbeens or any other “reality” show.

    For my taste,all country artists need to spend some time in a smokey bar,singing cover songs. Then you have a basis in the classics and can expand your repertoire from there.

  50. Jon
    December 18, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Dan – if what you said is true “Carrie Underwood always ‘astonishes’ and ‘astounds’ me whenever she releases new music. I’m always ‘overwhelmed with wonder’ in realizing she keeps getting better and better as time goes by. Therefore, Carrie Underwood is by far AMAZING, and she does it so well.”

    Why not? Is Jim Malec the only one here ALLOWED to engage in such overwrought exaggeration and hyperbole, albeit on the other side of the coin?

  51. Dan E.
    December 18, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Paul W Dennis: So liking an artist and enjoying their music means you don’t have a life? You must not like anybody, because then you would be just as pathetic. You need to grow up and realize that people don’t have to share the same tastes in music as you. Go figure.

  52. Jon
    December 18, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    Paul W Dennis: So liking an artist and enjoying their music means you don’t have a life? You must not like anybody, because then you would be just as pathetic. You need to grow up and realize that people don’t have to share the same tastes in music as you. Go figure.

    If you would have written “Carrie Underwood is utter trash, a talentless blond and despicable shame to country music” instead, you would have gotten lots of high-fives and chest bumps here.

  53. Brady Vercher
    December 18, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    @Dan E.: “Most people on this board can give their opinion about her in a respectful way, a few can’t.

    Sounds like you’d like to hold people to a different standard than you hold yourself. Chill out dude, you’re not doing yourself or Carrie any favors.

  54. Brady Vercher
    December 18, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    @Jon: “If you would have written “Carrie Underwood is utter trash, a talentless blond and despicable shame to country music” instead, you would have gotten lots of high-fives and chest bumps here.

    Wrong. There’s no need to try to misrepresent opinions you don’t agree with.

  55. Ben Milam
    December 18, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    hey there dan e., are there any other artists that you like as much as carrie? i mean you and a lot of the other posters on the site seem to be very passionate about her music. can you tell us if there are any other artists that feel similarly about or is carrie the only one deserving of such zealous support? i am sure she appreciates all of the things that her fans post on some of these boards too.

  56. Jon
    December 18, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Wrong. There’s no need to try to misrepresent opinions you don’t agree with.

    Brady, I disagree. Seems like in the comments section, the only way people will take you seriously is if you agree with Malec and several others who don’t like Carrie, and if you put an opinion which is for Carrie, but certainly nothing screamy fangirly or fanboyish, you’re just dismissed as a bitter Carrie fan who don’t know anything about music. And who should be the judge anyway of what music one should like or should not?

    That’s why I don’t think it’s too far-fetched that if you write Carrie Underwood is a talentless hack, a lot of people here will be in sudden agreement.

  57. CMW
    December 18, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    There’s some consensus that Underwood needs to find better material (which was, after all, the point of Jim’s review), but I don’t think you’d find much agreement that she’s a talentless hack. The girl can clearly sing.

  58. Jon
    December 18, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    Wow, one person finds Carrie Underwood’s music amazing, and another doesn’t. How can this be?!

    The problem I have with the song isn’t in the lyrics, it’s in the music, which seems pretty forgettable.

  59. Ken Morton Jr
    December 18, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    Jon- I for one, disagree with Jim on this one. I think it is the strongest song on her album and one of her better singles she’s released to date. That being said, however, I appreciate the argument that he made for the other side of the coin. I can disagree with the conclusion and still keep a level head on his review- hopefully without being dismissed as a Carrie fanatic. There’s a line between a serious level-headed discussion about a song and and a (in my opinion) personal attack on a reviewer- which you’ve crossed several times thus far. Jim is not the judge of music one should like or not. He’s giving HIS opinion. That’s all it is.

  60. grumpyoldman
    December 18, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    My favorite Christmas song is the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band’s “One Christmas Tree”. I also like the new Joey + Rory song “It’s Christmas Time”

    ooops wrong thread..sorry

  61. Tm
    December 18, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Jim Malec? Is he the same guy that called her something like “nothing more than a mediocre karaoke singer”. She must’ve turned him down or something. The dislike towards her is quite funny.

  62. nm
    December 18, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    the only way people will take you seriously is if you agree with Malec

    … or, you know, do something radical like explain why you disagree with him (or with whomever) instead of going directly to the insults and the WRONG!!!!! Reviewers here explain why they write the things they do and it’s always interesting when someone can come along and say “oh, you’re wrong, because …” and give some reasons.

    I apologize for going on and on about this, but I come here to think about music and maybe talk about it. There are plenty of other places on the web to go for screaming.

  63. Vance
    December 18, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    If someone like Blake Boldt had written the review (And yes, he doesn’t like the song), I wouldn’t have a problem with this. But Jim clearly has an agenda regarding Carrie and even gives Taylor Swift extra praise just to annoy Underwood’s fans, which works very well as they do come over here. Any person who reads his review of Love Story knows of his bias because any other artist would have received a thumbs down for that song.

  64. Razor X
    December 18, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    But Jim clearly has an agenda regarding Carrie and even gives Taylor Swift extra praise just to annoy Underwood’s fans ..

    So, that’s why he praises Swift. I always wondered about that.

  65. Ben Milam
    December 18, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    But Jim clearly has an agenda regarding Carrie and even gives Taylor Swift extra praise just to annoy Underwood’s fans ..
    well it doesn’t seem to be working very well.

  66. Steve M.
    December 18, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    Maybe Jim is really Taylor Swift who then posts these reviews just to annoy Underwood’s fans?

  67. nm
    December 18, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    Razor X wins the internet today.

  68. Jon
    December 18, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    Any person who reads his review of Love Story knows of his bias because any other artist would have received a thumbs down for that song.

    Logic just doesn’t get any more incisive than that.

  69. Brady Vercher
    December 18, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    And every single one of Vance’s comments over the past month have derided Taylor Swift. Every. Single. One.

  70. Janie
    December 18, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    Ahhh, everyone don’t you know his just turned 20 yr old love child does not have a new song out so he is back on a roll picking on Carrie. Go back and read things he says about his love child and you will know what his biases are. He has the hots for that one certain 20 yr old. Why do you think he when ga ga over a very poorly done Love Story. I am not sure how old Jim is but this love fest with that 20 yr old is probably against the law in some countries.

  71. Jeynie
    December 18, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    First, I want to say that I’m a woman and not gay, thereby getting this whole what-Carrie-looks-like-as-a-reason-for-liking-her thing out of the way.

    I have the oddest, most conflicted relationship with Carrie Underwood. I adore the individual and I find her to be one of the finest singers in all of music. I have such an aural jones that I buy up all her music, watch all her specials and live performances (which includes regular trolling of YouTube) and attend her concerts repeatedly. But here’s the thing, I don’t especially like her music. Each time an album comes out, while I’m still clear headed, I judge it for what it is: A lot of poorly constructed, lamely written, schlocky songs covered up by scary good vocals. And yeah, I like the stuff that rattles the rafters as much as I like the subtler tunes. Bombast works for me. When Carries does it.

    This new album is no exception. I didn’t care for most of it and was viscerally disappointed in her choices (like the heinous Cowboy Casanova video and subsequent stage performances). But, just like with the rest of her catalogue, I find myself forgiving it and thoroughly enjoying music that I don’t even like very much.

    So, serve up album number 4, I’m ready to buy. What’s more, I’m still waiting with baited breath for my Carrie Underwood Sings Hair Metal CD.

    (Needless to say, I agree completely with Dan’s review. Though no doubt I find her a better singer than he does.)

  72. Vance
    December 18, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    And every single one of Vance’s comments over the past month have derided Taylor Swift. Every. Single. One.

    ———————

    I admit that I am extremely biased against her, but that has nothing to do with Jim.

    I personally think that she represents everything wrong with the industry and her success along with the rap stars, synth/electropop are partly the reason for the decline of album sales.

  73. Jon
    December 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    or, you know, do something radical like explain why you disagree with him (or with whomever) instead of going directly to the insults

    I’ve explained why. Everytime I see a Carrie Underwood review here written by Malec, it’s the same, tired drivel of “She’s a karaoke singer with really bad songs.” Next review, it’s “She’s an above-average vocalist with bad songs”. The next one is “OMG! She’s a formidable vocalist but with really bad songs. Sad….” Surely, someone who has ways with lots of words can come up something newer than that?

    Dudley has reasonably pointed this out too. Seems like Malec is willing to give a pass on other artists who have written awful material in the past, but on Underwood, it’s hit with a hammer even more until it doesn’t hurt anymore because it’s numb kind of thing. Did you see the twists and turns and knots he went through a lot of trouble for just to justify Swift’s Love Story’s spirited but misguided and wrong usage of symbolisms of Romeo and Juliet and the Scarlet Letter? Well, Swift’s young, and she gave an effort, so give her a pass. If it was Underwood who have written and sung about comparing herself to Christmas lights in Dead Flowers, he would have a heck of a time laughing all over the floor writing at how painfully, laughably bad those lyrics were. But it’s Miranda, she’s unbelievably talented, so the song’s great!

    Just get the point across, and say that he never liked Underwood and he never will. And whatever material she’ll come up with now and in the future that he, Jim Malec, knows FOR SURE will unreasonably never live up to her “talents”. The guy just wasted probably 10 minutes writing the first two paragraphs just to shield himself from saying “See! I like her vocals! I’m not a hater!” It’s so painfully obvious.

    Or maybe I just don’t put it as eloquently as this:

    I think it would be helpful if you acknowledged yours because at this point, this pose in which you keep affirming your belief in Carrie’s talent before bemoaning her song choice is starting to look like a reaction to the accusations of unfairness and bias more than a response to her songs on their own merits (or lack thereof). And your repeat attempts to prove that you have given her songs balanced consideration have resulted, in my view, in some rather disingenuous-sounding, repetitive and uninteresting reviews.

    Just get it over with. Have your “Underwood is a good vocalist but suffers from bad songs…it’s sad to see such talent go to waste…” templates ready for her next singles and just fill in the name of the song.

  74. Johnny Paycheck
    December 18, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    with every comment on critical Carrie Underwood reviews posted by her fans, I become more and more convinced she has some of the craziest fans of any artist I’ve ever seen, which is a shame because Carrie herself seems like such a lovely, thoughtful and well-grounded person herself. I wonder if she knows just how crazy many of her fans are?

  75. Wade
    December 18, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    Well, its an improvement over her last trainwreck of a single, but its mediocre at best in my opinion.. It was featured on my local staitions “new music showdown” and was destroyed by Alan Jacksons new song (which i dont love either actualy). They ask the people what you think of the song that you didnt vote for, pretty much everyone said that they would probably like the song, except the fact that Carrie sings it. I dont know, i wish she would do something good, because no one can deny the fact that she can sing…

  76. TexasVet
    December 18, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    Jim Malec? Is he the same guy that called her something like “nothing more than a mediocre karaoke singer”. She must’ve turned him down or something. The dislike towards her is quite funny.

    No, that was Mario Tarradell of the Dallas Morning News in his Carnival Ride review and the quote was “a karaoke singer who got lucky”.

  77. TexasVet
    December 18, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    It was featured on my local staitions “new music showdown” and was destroyed by Alan Jacksons new song (which i dont love either actualy).

    What station was that? Sound like one of my local Texas red dirt stations. Somebody must like it since it’s already #26 with a strong bullet.

  78. Wade
    December 18, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    I think Mario needs a pay raise…

  79. sam (sam)
    December 18, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Perhaps Mario Tarradell did say Underwood was “a karaoke singer who got lucky.”

    But luck might be a mere karaoke singer becoming a one hit wonder (or even one album wonder). But Underwood has been turning out hits for 4 years or so. She has around 10 top ten country hits. She shows no sign of career demise. At some point, its hard to attribute that sustained success to luck. People get lucky once in a while, not ten times in a row.

    Maybe Underwood did get lucky in that she was “discovered” and some equally talented singer is toiling in obscurity. But that probably applies to most country singers who are on the mainstream radio stations. So if that’s what Taradell means, his point is hardly unique to Underwood.

    And besides, if Underwood is lucky in having been “discovered,” that doesn’t account for the fact that merely being discovered or having a hit or two does not ensure a long term career. One or two hits is luck (maybe – though I suspect even one hit wonders offer something of value and their success, fleeting as it is, is not solely attributable to mere luck). But nine or ten starts to sound like Underwood is offering something that a large number of people value.

    I do agree with Jon to a point. It seems we often hear “Underwood has talent but her songs stink.” I don’t know: her songs hardly seem to be worse than any other singer currently having top ten hits. And most of her singles are no worse than Luke Bryan’s “Rain is a Good Thing,” which received a thumbs up the other day.

  80. Zach
    December 18, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    I don’t normally comment much on here, but the review is spot on. I like the overall message and Carrie’s vocals are next to flawless, but the disconnect between each verse and the faceless characters prevent this from being a great song.

    I’m sorry to see that Jim is under so much fire from the Carrie Fan Club for what, in my mind, is an accurate review.

  81. Thomas
    December 18, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    …say what you want but this surely wasn’t a slow train to crazy town or romania, for that matter.

  82. TexasVet
    December 18, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    I think Mario needs a pay raise…

    I wish he would go back to Miami! (lol)

    I do appreciate the fact that he loves Miranda Lambert.

  83. Dan Milliken
    December 18, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    Contributing to this thread is like spitting into a lake, but whatever.

    I agree wholeheartedly with the actual substance of the review, and think its criticism of the song is eloquent, well-reasoned and spot-on – strong enough on its own merits that it doesn’t even require the defensive bone it threw the more rapid Carrie dogs with the intro, though that part is good, too.

    I wonder if anyone who disagrees with the review could actually explain why without resorting to ad hominem attacks. Maybe somebody has and I just missed it.

  84. Stephen
    December 18, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Dan, somebody did: Dudley.

  85. TexasVet
    December 18, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    I wonder if anyone who disagrees with the review could actually explain why without resorting to ad hominem attacks. Maybe somebody has and I just missed it.

    Dan.

    The only problem I have with the review is the thumbs down which can be easily misinterpreted.
    Jim, how about going to a grade system like you do with the album reviews?

  86. Stephen
    December 18, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    As an avid Carrie fan, even I can admit this song is pretty formulaic. The problem for me isn’t the thumbs down, it is the bashing of her entire catalog. Completely unnecessary and it just proves that Malec isn’t impartial. I wonder what this would get if Lambert or Swift would have sang this…

  87. Nicolas
    December 18, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    Definitely a good song, I was expecting a thumbs up for it

  88. TexasVet
    December 18, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    Jim, how about going to a grade system like you do with the album reviews?

    Correction…it’s a 1-5 star system not letter grade system.

  89. Brady Vercher
    December 18, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    What makes it a good song, Nicolas?

  90. Steve
    December 18, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    The only comment on here that was written in an intelligent manner appears to be that of dudley. Bravo and well said. The points that you make about Jim’s review are spot on! I see another thumbs down…hmmm I’d like to tell him where to put his thumb, but now that would be childish of me wouldn’t it? :-)

  91. Jon
    December 18, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    I wonder what this would get if Lambert or Swift would have sang this…

    He would have been floored by the unique, strong, emotional sensibilities of the awesome, powerful lyrics that tells it like no other and outstanding delivery of the song. It will be a thumbs up.

    strong enough on its own merits that it doesn’t even require the defensive bone it threw the more rapid Carrie dogs with the intro

    Exactly. So what was the point of that? So he could (unsuccessfully) shield himself from the harsh criticisms that he’s unfair?

    It seems we often hear “Underwood has talent but her songs stink.” I don’t know: her songs hardly seem to be worse than any other singer currently having top ten hits. And most of her singles are no worse than Luke Bryan’s “Rain is a Good Thing,” which received a thumbs up the other day.

    Is Underwood really THAT talented that no song will ever be good enough? And is that the same as saying that if you’re an average or even below-average singer, then it’s ok for you to have awful songs that will get a thumbs up, because hey, at least you tried. Pat yourself on the back for the effort. It doesn’t matter if it’s good or not – the effort is there.

  92. Brady Vercher
    December 18, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    Again, neither of y’alls comments address the merits of the song and only serve as an attempt to discredit Jim.

  93. sam (sam)
    December 18, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    Jon – I agree with your post from 4:37 pm

    In case there was any confusion (and I don’t think there was, but to be sure), I was not saying that “if you’re an average or below average singer, then its ok for you to have awful songs that will get a thumbs up, because hey, at least you tried…”

    I was trying to express my confusion as to why Carrie often gets a thumbs down for songs that seem to me no worse in quality (admittedly a subjective matter) than songs that get a thumbs up by other singers.I’m not sure if I made my point clear or expressed it poorly. So I just wanted to clarify.

    I am not a super Carrie fan whose out to find unfairness toward Carrie at every moment. I never bought a Carrie CD, download, et cetera. But I do think some Carrie songs tend to come in for harsher critique than songs by other artists. Whether that is ok or not, I don’t know. I tend to think not.

  94. Rick
    December 18, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    It always boils down to the same question: Which is more annoying Carrie’s nasally singing voice or her rabid fans? And as usual the answer is “Both”! This thread is just freakin’ awesome….

  95. Jon
    December 18, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    In case there was any confusion (and I don’t think there was, but to be sure), I was not saying that “if you’re an average or below average singer, then its ok for you to have awful songs that will get a thumbs up, because hey, at least you tried…”

    Sam, I wasn’t implying that you meant that. Sorry if i did or that I wasn’t clear. It was more my general observation on those who subscribe to believe that Carrie is a good singer who eternally suffers from bad songs. If that is true, and that it seems that no song will ever be good enough for Carrie because she’s immensely that talented, then on the other side of the coin, doesn’t that also mean that it’s ok for awful singers to have awful songs because there’s not much to match their awful singing talent anyway? Maybe that’s why other artists get a pass.

  96. nj
    December 18, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    bull““ this is awful

  97. Jim Malec
    December 18, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    I’d like to welcome everyone to this virtual press conference.

    Q: What would you have given Miranda, had she sung the same song?
    A: Thumbs Down. It’s a bad song, regardless of who sings it.

    Q: Why did you give “Love Story” a Thumbs Up when you give other bad songs Thumbs Down?
    A: Read my review of “Love Story,” where I explain why I gave it a Thumbs Up.

    Q: Why do you love Miranda and Taylor so much more than Carrie?
    A: I appreciate Taylor Swift’s authenticity. As for Miranda, up until the music from Revolution I didn’t exactly have a host of positive things to say about her music.

    Q: What was the point of this review’s opening paragraphs?
    A: To inform readers that Underwood’s performance on this song is excellent, and to show that I see improvement in her singing. I love what I heard from her here, so I wrote that.

    Q: Is Underwood really THAT talented that no song will ever be good enough?
    A: No.

    Q: If you’re an average or even below-average singer, is it ok for you to have awful songs that will get a Thumbs Up, because hey, at least you tried. Pat yourself on the back for the effort. It doesn’t matter if it’s good or not – the effort is there.
    A: No, it’s never OK to have awful songs. However, I consider many factors when determining what rating to apply to a song. The criteria is not constant–artists strive for different things, speak to different audiences, have very different careers, talents and expectations. Therefore, the artistic and entertainment value or merit of a particular song cannot possibly be predicted by a single
    formula.

    Q: Do you scrutinize Carrie’s song selection differently than you
    scrutinize the song selections of other mainstream artists?

    A: Yes. Justin Moore is a very different artist than Carrie Underwood (for example). The two speak to different audiences, come from different backgrounds and have a vast talent gap between them. Of course I expect different things from Justin Moore than I expect from Carrie Underwood. Some critics don’t believe in this sliding scale–I do.

    A Justin Moore song may earn a Thumbs Up because I found something genuinely worthwhile in one of his songs, but do I believe that Justin Moore has a once in a lifetime talent? No. Do I believe he has the potential to go down in history as one of the genre’s most iconic figures? No. Do I believe those things to be true of Carrie? Yes, I do. And of course I take that into consideration when reviewing music. Had Finnegans Wake been written by a novice writer, its reception would have been very different than what it received following in the footsteps of Ulysses. Context changes how we perceive and discuss art.

    Q: Do readers really believe that the reviewers here are that deluded?
    A: Some of them, yes.

    Q: Do you have templates that you use for reviews of Carrie’s music?
    A: No, I never write reviews from templates.

    Q: Who should be the judge of what music one should like or should not like?
    A: You should be the judge of what you like or dislike. Critics contribute to the discourse surrounding art, but individual taste is always subjective and, well, individual. That fact, however, doesn’t make criticism an unworthy enterprise. I can only speak for myself, but I’m certainly not trying to tell anyone what they should or shouldn’t like.

    Q: Do you give Taylor Swift extra praise just to annoy Underwood’s fans?
    A: No.

    Q: Are you really Taylor Swift, posting these reviews just to annoy Underwood’s fans?
    A: No.

    Q: Is Taylor Swift your 20 year old love child?
    A: No.

    Q: Do you think Emily West’s two singles to date (“Rocks in Your Shoes” and “That Kind of Happy”) are infinitely better than the majority
    of Underwood’s singles?

    A: Yes. I think those are great songs, and I would love to hear Underwood sing either of them.

    Q: Are you more willing to indulge other artists than you are Carrie because you find it easier to connect to their work?
    A: No, I genuinely believe there are major weaknesses in the bulk of Underwood’s song selection.

    Q: Poor Jim. How much did those first two paragraphs hurt you? Did it make you cry? Did it make you wanna slash your wrists? Your hands? Your masterful writing hands!
    A: No. It really wasn’t that hard–she deserved the praise.

    Q: Jim, how about going to a grade system like you do with the album reviews?
    A:
    We have considered that option, but we like that the Up/Down format forces us to make a decision about how we feel on each song. If we used a letter grade system, it would be too easy to shield ourselves from potentially controversial (but intellectually honest) statements but tempering a review’s tone with a moderate rating. Not to mention, criticism such as we’ve seen in these comments would just turn to whether or not the text matches the grade.

  98. Gavin
    December 18, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    This song isn’t about getting to know the characters in the song it is about understanding the circumstance the characters are going through. Everyone can empathize because we’ve had similar experiences. The characters are us and people we know and love. I grew up in a single parent household and watched my mother struggle to keep me and my brother fed and happy. Watched both my grandparents spend their last days in a hospital bed and hoping like hell they were moving on to a better place. This song’s message gives me hope and something I can hang my hat on when things get tough. Carrie is singing about what she believes in and there is nothing contrived about that. As an individual this song inspires me to be a better person on the inside and that is why it is a great song. Maybe I’m just not smart enough to understand why other people think differently.

  99. Vicki
    December 18, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    It’s a fair review though I disagree for the main fact that I love this song. I’m seen her sing this song live and the emotion is there to make this her own. These words may seem contrived when put up against a well written country song, but all the verses lead to that final verse which is the main purpose of this song. To each his own.

  100. Be Kind, Not Critical
    December 18, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    WOW! Why so much HATE for this young woman.Carrie was just a girl from a farm in Oklahoma who chased her dreams on a whim and was tremendously blessed in the process.She has a great voice and devotes time and money to charities.What’s so bad about her? Why the scrutiny of all of her songs? Do you scrutinize the men of country music the same? Thank God I know that critical people are unhappy people.The average person would have said I either like or dislike the song and move on.Anyway, I wish the best for everyone in this world, especially those who seek to do good things with what they’ve been given.Don’t HATE.You will never get GOOD things in life by being HATEFUL and CRITICAL of others.Love ya.Peace.

  101. PaulaW
    December 18, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    I consider many factors when determining what rating to apply to a song. The criteria is not constant–

    LOL.

  102. Evie
    December 18, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    I am not a big fan of Jim Malec’s reviews. When he let someone else do the Carrie Underwood review, it was much more realistic. In fact, when I saw he was doing it, my first thought was, “Oh man, here we go, another thumbs down with really arrogant, lame comments.” I think he should let someone else do Carrie’s reviews because JM clearly doesn’t like Carrie’s music, or much about her at all. (Or else he just likes to stir up controversy). It’s all become so repetitive to the point that his reviews mean nothing. Carrie deserves better, not that she gives him a second thought.

  103. Steve M.
    December 18, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    Does anyone realize what the point of a review is? It is not suppose to be a lovefest unless its a Springsteen album in Rolling Stone.

  104. Dan E.
    December 18, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    Gavin: You are right on with your thinking. This is a very touching song that people can relate to. It comes from the heart of Carrie and that is truly something incredible to hear. She is not only a great singer, but is also turning into something of a great songwriter.

  105. Razor X
    December 18, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    Why the scrutiny of all of her songs? Do you scrutinize the men of country music the same?

    Do you not understand the purpose of a music review? It’s to scrutinize and critique the song. That’s what this site does for all artists – male and female, not just Carrie. If you’d stick around for a while and not just pop in when you get your marching orders from the Carrie Fan Club, you could see for yourself.

    The average person would have said I either like or dislike the song and move on …

    Not only would that be rather pointless, it would make for a very boring blog, don’t you think?

  106. sam (sam)
    December 18, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    Be Kind, Not Critical says, “Thank God I know that critical people are unhappy people.”

    Some critical people are grouches, upset, unhappy, et cetera. But many aren’t. In fact, many critics (cultural critics, music critics, archistural critics, car critics….) love the things they critique and probably find great pleasure thinking about and critiquing those things.

    Also, Be Kind… says, “Don’t HATE.You will never get GOOD things in life by being HATEFUL and CRITICAL of others.”

    I don’t see any hate from Jim Malec or most of the posters. A dis-favorable review certainly isn’t the same thing as hatred.

  107. Jon
    December 18, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    I consider many factors when determining what rating to apply to a song. The criteria is not constant–

    LOL.

    He forgot that the criteria sways differently and conveniently from his biases, and probably moods at that particular time.

    I’m curious, have you ever liked a Carrie Underwood song? Seems like you think her whole catalog is major trash. Which brings me back to why waste time with her if what she does will not and probably never, match your tastes anyway. Maybe you’d also find something wrong with Before He Cheats. I imagine the violence might be offensive to you.

  108. TexasVet
    December 18, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    If you’d stick around for a while and not just pop in when you get your marching orders from the Carrie Fan Club

    The various fan clubs I’ve visited today have either ignored this review or have encouraged their members not to come here and comment.

  109. waynoe
    December 18, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    It’s the ole, “I do like her but…”

    Now when it comes to not-so-Swift, she shouldn’t even rate that phony comment. At least Carrie can sing regardless her style or song selection of which I am not always in agreement with.

    You know, I think I will lay my guitar down and become a critic. What are the prerequisites and training one needs to be a critic?

  110. Jon
    December 18, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    What are the prerequisites and training one needs to be a critic?

    Pretty much analogous to those for being a guitar player.

  111. Dan Milliken
    December 18, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    “Thank God I know that critical people are unhappy people.”

    I can only speak for me, but I’m one of the most critical people I know, and can testify to enjoying life very much. They’re not mutually exclusive things. I simply see opportunities for excellence and try to get myself and things I influence to that level. Sometimes we have to understand what’s wrong before we can get to what’s right. Good artists realize this; it’s how they improve. I don’t think Carrie would have nearly as much of a problem with her work receiving this kind of thoughtful critique as many of her fans do.

  112. Judy
    December 18, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    Carrie, is absolutely the most powerful and best artist in today’s industry of any genre of music.
    Temporary Home, was written after she had been studying Rick Warren’s “Purpose Driven Life”. That book is awesome and it is about our Eternal Life. This is just all of our Temporary Homes, and we all have a much better place to go to if we believe in God, and that is our permanent home.
    Eternal life, in Heaven.
    I don’t think some of you even get the lyrics to this song. It isn’t about the homeless!!!
    SHE IS AMAZING

  113. Steve M.
    December 18, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    Ah, Rick Warren. The John Calvin of the modern era.

  114. Lisa
    December 18, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    To Dudley ^ @ 9:58 a.m.

    Thank you so much for your comments. Perhaps http://www.the9513.com could invite you to join them as a reviewer. You make a heck of a lot more sense than the folks who write their reviews currently.

  115. Phil
    December 18, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    Sounds like Manifest Destiny to me. As the Eagles sang in their song “The Last Resort”…”call someplace paradise, kiss it goodbye”.

    Anyway, I understand the message of this song by Carrie…it doesn’t mean I don’t think it doesn’t get to that message in a contrived manner which leaves the listener little to feel or interpret unless it is on the artist who is singing the song’s terms. I’d rather do that on my own terms. To me a good song is one where you can place anyone in that situation including yourself…and this song does not deliver that for me. It’s more about placing the fictional characters that Carrie lays out in the song, and having to feel what they feel on the artists terms, rather than being able to place anybody in that situation (including myself) and get to the feeling from that on my own terms. That’s just me though.

  116. Sheep
    December 18, 2009 at 11:07 pm

    Wow, a lot of fun looking at this thread…

    First of all, I agree with Jim’s review. I was blown away by Carrie’s vocals when I first heard this. However, no matter who sang this song, you can’t take out that the lyrics are a little bland. I’ll still enjoy listening to this, but only because of her beautiful vocals.

    If this was a letter grade, I’d give it a B-, due to the outstanding performance. However, an outstanding performance needs to be backed by clever lyrics, and these aren’t what I’d pass for clever, however moving the story may be.

    I don’t understand the bashing of Jim. He’s done THREE REVIEWS (out of 7 total) for Carrie. If someone else had done this, would they have been bashed so much? Probably not. And likely their perspective on this would be nearly the same. I also really do think that if Miranda or Taylor had covered this (both of which I enjoy listening to), it would’ve been a thumbs down.

    By the way, I totally agree with Johnny Paycheck’s comment at 2:20 P.M. It’s nice you pointed that out. :)

  117. Lisa
    December 18, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    Gavin ^ 7:03 PM

    I had to sort through a lot of crap in here, but I finally found a post I can get behind. Thanks to you and Dudley!

  118. Lisa
    December 18, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    Right on Texasvet 8:31 pm –

    Based on what I have read Carrie Underwood’s fans gave up on 9513 a long time ago. It’s just hard to understand why the folks here never like a single thing she does. IMO you don’t have to love every song. I just don’t get the dislike of every single song she has ever released. Eh, go figure.

  119. Razor X
    December 18, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    It’s just hard to understand why the folks here never like a single thing she does.

    Because she has yet to release anything worthwhile. Not so hard to understand, really.

  120. ARW
    December 18, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    “Does anyone realize what the point of a review is? It is not suppose to be a lovefest unless its a Springsteen album in Rolling Stone”

    It’s not supposed to be deliberately disingenuous either. But, you knew that…

  121. ARW
    December 18, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    “Because she has yet to release anything worthwhile. Not so hard to understand, really.”

    incredible

  122. Lisa
    December 18, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    LOL! Just LOL!!!

  123. Lisa
    December 18, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    LOL at Razor X!!!

  124. TexasVet
    December 18, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    Because she has yet to release anything worthwhile. Not so hard to understand, really.

    Another proclamation by self appointed country music tsar.

  125. ARW
    December 18, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    “A: I appreciate Taylor Swift’s authenticity. ”

    This tops the list among all the idiotic things written in this thread. It is spectacularly appalling.

  126. HELLO
    December 19, 2009 at 12:05 am

    who even cares what this guy has to say? what he says has no more meaning than the opinions of the rest of us, so we should stop making him seem more important than he really is. this is a great song that is sung beautifully by carrie.

  127. Jon
    December 19, 2009 at 12:19 am

    Because she has yet to release anything worthwhile.

    Says you. Doesn’t mean it’s a fact.

  128. Jon
    December 19, 2009 at 12:22 am

    I also really do think that if Miranda or Taylor had covered this (both of which I enjoy listening to), it would’ve been a thumbs down.</i?

    If Carrie had sung the atrocious Love Story, you think it would have been a thumbs up? Malec would have written she doesn't know what the heck she was singing about, and laughed at her for misunderstanding the scarlet letter. But Swift somehow, magically, makes it work!

  129. Jon
    December 19, 2009 at 12:26 am

    I also really do think that if Miranda or Taylor had covered this (both of which I enjoy listening to), it would’ve been a thumbs down.

    You think if Carrie had sung the atrocious Love Story that Malec would have given it a thumbs up? He would have written that Carrie doesn’t know what the heck she was talking about and laughed at her for misunderstanding the scarlet letter. But Swift, whose authenticity is like no other, somehow magically makes it work!

  130. Joe
    December 19, 2009 at 1:07 am

    As a consumer, “Temporary Home” isn’t the sort of song that will make purchasing the album a necessary thing. After “Cowboy Casanova,” we were in need of something BIG.

    Fanatics don’t realize that this is not about Carrie Underwood, and it’s not about Carrie-vs-Taylor. It’s about producing provocative (when it comes to a ballad like this one) AND entertaining music that will engage me, as a consumer, enough to purchase the album.

    “Jesus, Take the Wheel” and “Don’t Forget to Remember Me” did it.

    “So Small” and “All American Girl” did it.

    These two just don’t.

  131. ALJID
    December 19, 2009 at 1:44 am

    Jim says:
    “A: I appreciate Taylor Swift’s authenticity. ”

    Authenticity as a what? As a country artist? Well I got to tell you what I’ve been thinking for the past few months. I’m from the Philippines and I don’t think our country even knows the existence of what you call country music and I think Carrie is so pop than country that I’ve never ever heard any of her singles being played on our radio stations here (and I thank God for the iPod). While Taylor Swift is so country and even “countrier” than Carrie that all her song she has released from Fearless are being played here like crazy. Well that makes sense to me..

  132. ARW
    December 19, 2009 at 8:38 am

    “Fanatics don’t realize that this is not about Carrie Underwood, and it’s not about Carrie-vs-Taylor. ”

    If it’s not about Carrie, then why did the reviewer use half the ink on Carrie to begin his review?

  133. Steve M.
    December 19, 2009 at 10:19 am

    Because its called background. Its something writers do.

  134. Jon
    December 19, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    I think next time, it’ll be helpful to not write a review at all. Just give it a thumbs down:

    Carrie Underwood: __________________ (Fil in the blank fo 3rd single)

    Thumbs Down

    Saves all of us precious time. And I think it’s more fun, and no one will nitpick on Jim’s (predictable) review that way.

  135. Ron
    December 19, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    A Carrie Underwood review and of course here come the fanatics and the post will get 500 comments.

  136. Vance
    December 19, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    This won’t reach 500 comments. Only Dan E. can post that many times and I don’t see him doing that this time.

  137. TexasVet
    December 19, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    This won’t reach 500 comments. Only Dan E. can post that many times and I don’t see him doing that this time.

    Actually Stormy had the honor of having the most comments with over 100 for the Cowboy Casanova review.
    Don’t believe she’s contributed to this one yet.

  138. Steve Harvey
    December 19, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    Oh my dear lord, this thread makes my head hurt.

    I’m a Carrie Underwood fan. You people are giving us a bad name.

    I feel sorry for Mr Malec.

  139. ARW
    December 19, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    “Because its called background. Its something writers do..”

    Thanks for affirming my point.

  140. ALJID
    December 19, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    I maybe a fan of Underwood but I am always ready and open to accept her flaws and yeah I think her music videos are underwhelming. Am I the only fan of hers complaining? Probably. I may be a die hard fan but I find her music videos, wait am I gonna say what I’m thinking? OK, her music videos suck.

    Going back to the topic, I really find it absurd and funny at the same time that Jim would actually say he finds it hard to connect to the song or rather the people in the song because they weren’t real. Were Romeo and Juliet “real” in Love Story? Hardly. And others concluded that Jim was actually saying the song felt contrived. All songs are contrivances of the writers. It’s just like saying, “I feel like the noble I’ve read was written.” How sad. Songs just don’t pop out of nowhere and then some dumb, karaoke singer suddenly records them and then voila! We got to hear it on the radio.

    Wasn’t Before He Cheats contrived. For me it has more “unreal” characters than those of Temporary Home in my opinion. I think Jim’s just running out of excuses and metaphors to tear Carrie’s songs apart since he has been doing it on a regular basis. It didn’t hurt him when he admitted his love for Swift’s albums even when the song choices are monotonous–it’s all about boys, boys and guess what? More boys. His self-denial was consumed and both of Swift’s albums made the “Top Albums of this Decade” list of this site. Though I found it very disgusting when he wrote some blasphemy during the CMA 2009 blog that the future of us country or pop country listeners are at the mercy of Swift’s choices in her career. It hurt my eyes reading those words. LOL!

    I guess right now, it will never hurt his reputation if he finally admits that he’ll never ever like Carrie no matter what single or material she releases. The girl can’t win everybody and some of her fans or maybe I am the only fan who is ready to accept that. I won’t be pointing a fork on Jim like what the other people here are trying to associate with us Carrie fans. Haven’t you realized that most Carrie fans aren’t reacting & posting like they used to? Jim doesn’t really have to cover himself with, “Hey, she’s a great vocalist but I think her song selection stunk so bad I just wasted a couple of paragraphs describing how awful it was.”

  141. ARW
    December 19, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    “Because its called background. Its something writers do.’

    The word, “writer”, implies a level of time-craft in the execution of their work. It is, at a minimum, professional,skillful and knowledgeable. In this instance, the reviewer not only displays a juvenile disingenuousness but also an infinitely (and conveniently) expansive definition of artistic ‘authenticity’. He is either to stupid to ground his opinions or to stupid to understand his mistakes.

    Harvey, I too feel sorry for Mr. Malec.

  142. Steve M.
    December 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    Well I think he was rather kind. But I don’t share the masses fascination with peroxide blond karaoke singers.

  143. Brady Vercher
    December 19, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    ARW, how about discussing the merits of the song instead of wasting everyone’s time with that pathetic drivel contemplating whether or not Jim is a “writer.” Then again, that seems to be the best tactic you and the rest of the Carrie fans can come up with to discredit any review y’all don’t agree with.

  144. Lorria
    December 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    this is ridic. people stop. and i am a carrie fan. i disagree with the review. do i think its unfair?- yes but i dont see the point of this long diatribe you arent changing his opinion, even if he dislikes carrie. maybe it is unconscious despite how many time he says he like her. sometimes we can’t help who we instinctively dislike. thats fine. just find someone else to do the next review?

  145. Anna
    December 19, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    brady,

    i think its been said enough why their is disagreement with the review. a) its ingenious b)it doesnt make much sense, especially when talking about the lack of authenticity of the characters, considering last i heard a foster kid , a single mom, and death seem to be universally understood topics. c) its hard to take the content of a review seriously when it seems to be written unfairly relatively to other artists on this site and the treatment they get.

  146. Anna
    December 19, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    and this sentence is a kicker…”On top of that, “Temporary Home” really does a disserve to Underwood, who, because the songwriting is so bland, is never able to make the song her own. There’s no reason for this to be a Carrie Underwood song—switch out the singer to Martina, Sara Evans, whomever you like, and nothing changes.”

    why can not Carrie’s song be discussed in a vacuum? and by saying that all these other artists can sing this song and make it what it is , how is that possible if Jim went out his way to say the vocals are Carrie’s best yet? I dont think that Martina, Sara, or “cough” Taylor Swift, can sing like this in their dreams.

  147. waynoe
    December 19, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    Swift’s authenticity? You have lost all manner of relevance and critical integrity with that one comment. Good grief.

  148. Razor X
    December 19, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    why can not Carrie’s song be discussed in a vacuum?

    But you and several other Carrie fans are the ones who keep bringing up the reviews Taylor Swift has gotten. One example:

    … its hard to take the content of a review seriously when it seems to be written unfairly relatively to other artists on this site and the treatment they get.

    You can’t have it both ways.

  149. Phil
    December 19, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    Yeah, I’d love to read a review of Taylor Swift’s “Last Christmas” by Jim Malec…I don’t think it’s worthy of a critique though.

    I’m just waiting for this whole Taylor/Carrie “fake” competition thing to go away and for the Industry to find some female artists who are actually worthwhile to promote and can actually contribute something to Country music besides a popularity contest between fans…maybe if this site didn’t play into it so much it would do so more quickly. It’s killing the credibility of all female Country artists to be taken seriously, let alone the genre.

    And no, I don’t have anything against Carrie or Taylor personally. I just don’t like what the Industry and Country Radio has created due to their presence. It’s basically like watching the popularity contest American Idol all year round with the same two in the finale every week, and they both win by default (and the listening audience loses) because everyone else with talent and something unique to offer got voted off by the judges and the producers weeks ago by manipulating the audience with their agenda.

    I understand the Country Music Industry’s agenda of bringing in “new” predominantly female fans to build the male Country artists fanbases, but I seriously do not understand their strategy since it is just temporary, and most of these fans couldn’t care less about Country Music (they care about Carrie and/or Taylor). And they are fogetting about a huge audience in the process. It seems like a short term solution to a long term problem they have created by their own doing. In the end, they will lose all these fans. But it will be interesting to see how it all plays out in the future, and if Country Music can right the ship from the course they are currently taking…or if they want to.

    Sorry, but I refuse to buy or listen to music or artists that I feel manipulated to buy or listen to…and that is pretty much what the Industry (and the media) has created in today’s mainstream music market in my mind. It pretty much takes the joy out of what music is supposed to be about in the first place.

    But I think this song title is fitting for most of the fans that Carrie (and Taylor) have brought with them to Country Music. Country Music is most of these fans “temporary home”…my opinions of course. :)

  150. Brady Vercher
    December 19, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    Phil, are you suggesting that we play the Carrie vs. Taylor card?

  151. Steve M.
    December 19, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    Only if the fight happens behind the lumber yard with 2×4′s.

  152. Dan E.
    December 19, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    Phil: I also wait for the Taylor/Carrie competition to go away. There is no need for it since they are both successful and talented artists. So, I hope for that competition to die shortly but the longevity of these individual artists will last a very long time. Since I believe that these two will last for quite a while then their fans will not have a “temporary home” in country music. It will be more of a stable residence since Carrie and Taylor aren’t leaving anytime shortly.

  153. Phil
    December 19, 2009 at 11:43 pm

    No Brady Vercher…I don’t think this site plays the Carrie vs. Taylor card. But it plays the deck that the Industry has dealt it, and that card is definitely in there somewhere. And it seems to pop up everytime a review is given about either Carrie or Taylor (and practically every other female artists as well either Carrie or Taylor or both are mentioned). How are the female Country artists supposed to differentiate themselves from one another if all they do is get compared to eachother? It’s basically just one big popularity contest with all the money going to two artists. So the industry is playing their hand with that card in it, and this site only makes their hand that much stronger. Instead of making the card a weak 2 like it should be, it makes that card look like an Ace.

  154. Phil
    December 19, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    Dan E. I think it’s too late unfortunately. The only way it will go away is if somebody takes their places who offers something new and unique, or the Industry decides to play a new hand when they finally figure out the one they are playing gets beat or is bound to get beat.

    Personally, I would take the hand they are playing right now and flush it down the toilet, and reshuffle the cards. They’re bound to come up with a better hand than the one they are playing now. My opinions of course.

  155. Razor X
    December 19, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    The Carrie vs. Taylor thing seems to be the invention of the Underwood fans. Whenever something less than 100% positive is said about Carrie here or elsewhere, they try to redirect the conversation to pointing out Taylor’s shortcomings. We rarely see the Swift fans saying derogatory things about Carrie.

    I don’t really see how “the industry” has created a Carrie vs Taylor scenario. Carrie and Taylor are the two biggest moneymakers, so of course they are getting the bulk of the attention right now. The “feud” seems to be the invention of a group of overzealous fans, nothing more.

  156. Phil
    December 20, 2009 at 12:20 am

    I’ve seen it go both ways razor x (I do visit other forums you know). Maybe the Carrie fans started it, but the Industry created it by bringing Taylor into the mix.

    I think the future of Country Music is in the female Country Artists hands. For a genre that has been male dominated for so many years, it is in desperate need of a female artist or artists who can bridge the gap between the Pop/Country and Traditional Country audience. And I don’t think Carrie or Taylor can do that. But the Industry must change its business model if that can take place, and Country radio must be willing to take chances on new and aspiring female artists who do offer that.

  157. sam (sam)
    December 20, 2009 at 12:42 am

    The only place I see any sort of evidence of a Carrie/Taylor feud is on some online message boards. I assume those boards represent only a tiny fraction of the listening audience. I don’t hear radio DJs talking about any feud, and I don’t think I’ve ever heard either Carrie or Taylor or anyone else with access to a large audience mention such a feud. I could be wrong.

    Anyway, country music could use a good feud. And not a silly feud like the Billy Ray Cyrus v Travis Tritt nonsense from the early 1990s or the bruhaha over Faith Hill’s reaction at an award show a few years ago. I mean a real, genuine beef – like you sometimes see among rappers. Where artists insult each other on records and maybe even a bit of violence follows. Now that would be interesting!

  158. Steve M.
    December 20, 2009 at 12:54 am

    I have this image now of a Underwood/Swift feud. Maybe its like the Jets vs. the Sharks, and are elaborate gang fights, but with everyone wearing a blond wig, bu with worse dance dancing.

  159. Phil
    December 20, 2009 at 2:36 am

    It’s not really a feud between Carrie and Taylor fans, so much as a popularity contest between all the female Country artists fans. And that is just one of many reasons it is hard for aspiring female Country artists to make it in the industry. Carrie and Taylor fans (and even Kellie fans) do not want to accept any competition, and that is how many of them see other female artists (and the industry created that because of the fans they have courted through Reality TV shows who love to vote for their “favorites” and the audience they are catering to exclusively). That’s my opinion, but I have seen it from observations over the past couple of years. That’s what happens when female Country artists are expected to bring in an established fanbase through Reality TV shows and the like before they are even considered to get radio play. It turns the whole thing into a popularity contest. The end result is devestating if you ask me, and really hurts female Country artists chances of being taken seriously and offering something new and creative to a wider audience of fans because they must appease a certain demographic exclusively in order to get radio play…let alone succeeding. I don’t think I need to say who that demographic is. I already have.

  160. Please!
    December 20, 2009 at 5:05 am

    So it’s the fans doing it, that is the bottom line but it was the industry that created it by finding artists via reality t.v. shows like AI.. Well, I don’t see that going away anytime soon. Now, we have Susan Boyle who’s doing better than most of the biggest artists out there. I just don’t think folks in Nashville are used to having successful artists from reality T.V.. none of the nashville star winners have really gone anywhere have they? Only the runners up have, and probably by their own will and determination.

    I think Carrie gets a bad rap here b/c she’s from AI… and I can see why the fans wonder why Taylor gets better treatment, seeing she can’t sing as good. What they probably don’t realize is that Taylor was bred in Nashville and Carrie wasn’t. That’s probably why. Taylor is a very good songwriter for her age though, very successful… but they both tend to lean toward contemporary or pop, so you would think they’d both be treated the same.. no so apparently.

  161. Thomas
    December 20, 2009 at 6:26 am

    …even if patsy cline came back to sing “temporary home” it still would be nothing more than a rather mediocre tune – sung by a miracle, however.

  162. Lisa
    December 20, 2009 at 7:57 am

    See I think Temporary Home is a beautiful song and I would love to hear Patsy Cline sing it, also. The problem is I can’t say that here with being accused of being an “crazy Carrie Underwood” fan.

  163. Thomas
    December 20, 2009 at 8:16 am

    …of course you can, lisa. it’s always a little rough in underwood or swift threads but that’s just part of the fun.

  164. Elie
    December 20, 2009 at 8:19 am

    the review is as silly as reviews go. People can’t connect with the characters in the song?
    Really? This site gave Taylor’s Love Story a thumbs up. Can people relate to her contrived Romeo/Juliette more than the foster child who lives in every neighborhood, the single mom struggling on daily bases and someone’s grandfather on his death bed?
    Haven’t u ever lost someone? In that case, you either forgot how it felt, or you don’t want to admit that the song hits home in at least one part of it.
    Having said that, the first part of the review is simply you telling Carrie fans who are going to read this that: yeah, she is good and i’m writing this so you wouldn’t call me biased.
    But really, when you give MUCH lesser songs thumbs up – I really can’t see how this can be unbiased.

    And yes Razor X, we are gonna mention songs when comparing reviews because songs are compared to each other.

  165. ~Laughter
    December 20, 2009 at 8:42 am

    What is the point of complaining about this review? It was so obvious that it was going to be Thumbs Down anyway; if you have read at least one review of Play On (or Carrie’s other songs), you would see all the critics bashing this song. Not that surprising, actually, because they’re all pretty much saying the same thing: “Good Voice. Bad Lyrics.” (and in other cases: “no emotion”) But she still finds someway to insert (a little) bombast into her song (the end of the 2nd chorus)

    By the way, Carrie was the one who gave the idea for this song. (Not that I’m insulting her songwriting ability). However, I really do like this song (I seperate music that’s good and music that I like) and you have to know that Carrie doesn’t really play a part in choosing her singles, mainly she comes from a major label (and they’re money-hungry, so all the singles are probably the best ones suited for radio), and I’m pretty sure Taylor always chooses her singles.

    P.S. Maybe it won’t be a top (two) hit. It’s too early too say (but I will probably be proved wrong)

  166. ~Laughter
    December 20, 2009 at 8:44 am

    sorry for my strange comment: “just wanna say that the falsetto was nice…But she still found someway to…”

  167. bgirl
    December 20, 2009 at 9:20 am

    i am not a regular poster on this site but i am a frequent visitor. i usually read the album/single reviews. it keeps me up to date on new releases. thanks for that!

    i am not an underwood fan nor of any specific country music artist. it is my preferred genre, though.

    i agree with mr. malec’s review . however, i would like to add that i feel most critics on this site definitely have a higher expectation from ms. underwood. probably in part because of the thumbs up/down method of grading.

    perhaps, it would be better to grade by letters or numbers so we can truly discern what you mean and how you really feel about the song. because we are critiquing the songs, are we not? not the artist per se because they are already what they are. but the songs can be good, mediocre , or just plain awful. how can we separate those three when you only have 2 criteria?

    i would like to make an example of your last 2 reviews — luke bryan and carrie underwood’s. both are actually just so-so/mediocre songs but because you only have 2 defining criteria (an up or down)then I would infer that bryan’s song is good and underwood’s is bad.

    in my opinion,this method is unfair to the singers as well as to the buying public who use your reviews as a guide. because ,really, i have listened to both songs and neither is as good nor as bad as the other one. hence, i feel that your expection of a carrie underwood song is probably higher than other country singers in general.

    good day!

  168. Phil
    December 20, 2009 at 9:50 am

    I know my expectations of a Carrie Underwood song are higher than for other singers to get a thumbs up BGirl. Especially with the position she holds in Country Music that was practically handed to her in the first place it seems.

    But that is another problem I have with the Industry today…they are simply trying to create artists rather than letting Artists create themselves. And to me, Carrie and Taylor are nothing more than Industry creations designed to do a specific job (I’ve already said what that job is)…and they are doing it well. The preferential treatment the Industry (all the awards and accolades), Country Radio, and the media gives Carrie and Taylor is evidence enough of this for me. But I’m not falling for it. Like I said, who wants to feel like they’re being manipulated just to listen to music and like an artist? It takes all of the joy out of it for me anyway.

  169. Razor X
    December 20, 2009 at 10:02 am

    Anyway, country music could use a good feud …. Where artists insult each other on records and maybe even a bit of violence follows. Now that would be interesting!

    Didn’t Natalie Maines and Toby Keith already do that?

  170. Phil
    December 20, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Please! Haha…I didn’t know that Taylor was bred in Nashville. I thought she came from a supposed Christmas Tree farm in Pennsylvania and her father was a stockbroker. Enough said.

  171. Razor X
    December 20, 2009 at 11:50 am

    I didn’t know that Taylor was bred in Nashville.

    You guys are making it sound like she’s a horse or something.

  172. Jon
    December 20, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    when he wrote some blasphemy during the CMA 2009 blog that the future of us country or pop country listeners are at the mercy of Swift’s choices in her career.

    I know right? When Swift decides to become T-Swizzle instead and records “B*tch I Sell More Than You Do” as her newest diss to Kanye, according to Jim Malec, we country/country-pop fans should be pitied upon because we have no more music to listen to!!!! Funniest thing ever!

    ARW, how about discussing the merits of the song instead of wasting everyone’s time with that pathetic drivel contemplating whether or not Jim is a “writer.” Then again, that seems to be the best tactic you and the rest of the Carrie fans can come up with to discredit any review y’all don’t agree with.

    I’m not ARW, I think a lot of people already did, but like other people, whether for or against it, you just choose to ignore it. Try again? Aside from the delicate vocals of Carrie, and refreshingly toned-down production, I actually like that there are 3 very different characters in the song, in 3 different situations in their lives, but were united in one belief that earth is just a temporary home. I agree with most that even though you could see the third verse coming from a thousand miles away, it still effective in uniting the whole direction of the song. It might be too much for those who don’t believe in that concept and for those who likes more subtleties, but I appreciate that the song is nothing too preachy. It might be a conventional structure but Carrie’s vocals make the song work. She was especially delicate but powerfully evocative in the first 2 lines of the last chorus.

    Now, what I don’t understand is, if a reviewer puts up a review for everyone to read, isn’t that subject to “reviews” as well by the readers? Can’t they disagree with the reviewer’s opinion? I for one don’t know what the heck Malec was smoking when he said “it’s hard to relate to characters you know who aren’t real…” So foster kids, dying people, and poor single moms aren’t real? These kinds of people who struggle in their lives, whether financially, or finding direction, or finding security aren’t real? What is real then? Maybe a foster kid with a name? Or maybe you should be foster kid, or a single mom yourself in order for you to figure out, “hey, it’s a real character, y’all! I’m real! How about that, Mr. Malec?”

    I think next time Carrie and her writers should write about crazy music critics. Then Malec wouldn’t complain about not relating to the main character of the song. It’ll also help him find other things to complain about. And probably then he can come up with newer stuff in this same tired drivel of reviews.

  173. Jim Malec
    December 20, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    “it’s hard to relate to characters you know who aren’t real…” So foster kids, dying people, and poor single moms aren’t real?

    Your answers can all be found in the review, if you would read the whole: …the people in those scenes amount to no more than well-drawn stock characters, mere outlines or sketches of their flesh-and-blood counterparts.

  174. Jon
    December 20, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    when he wrote some blasphemy during the CMA 2009 blog that the future of us country or pop country listeners are at the mercy of Swift’s choices in her career.

    I know right? When Swift decides to become T-Swizzle instead and records “B*tch I Sell More Than You Do” as her newest diss to Kanye, according to Jim Malec, we country/country-pop fans should be pitied upon because we have no more music to listen to!!!! Funniest thing ever!

    I forgot to add, that that was yet another example of Jim’s famously overwrought exaggerations that he’s very much self-indulgent in. To declare that we, country – pop fans who love country-pop music that have been in rich existence since Patsy Cline to Dolly Parton to Dixie Chicks, would suddenly have no music to listen to just because we are at the mercy of some blonde hack who tosses her hair to cover up for her mediocre vocals?! Jim Malec must reall be living in his fantasy world full of his beloved hyperboles and white horses. I would like to think the fans would be just fine even if Swift leaves the genre for greener pastures. But maybe he was really speaking for himself and was just using the fans as a smokescreen? Maybe he is the one who is at Swift’s mercy! OY!

  175. Jon
    December 20, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    Your answers can all be found in the review, if you would read the whole”: …the people in those scenes amount to no more than well-drawn stock characters, mere outlines or sketches of their flesh-and-blood counterparts.”

    I hesitate to bring up a substantive question in this thread, but here goes… The passage from which that quote is drawn starts off by saying that the songwriters “built and decorated the song’s scenes with great attention to detail, but…

    And my question, Jim, is: how, other than by giving the great attention to detail which you acknowledge, could the songwriters have convinced you that these characters are, in your estimation, sufficiently “real” to give the song weight, to have convinced you to care about them? Just where and how did they come up short?

  176. Jim Malec
    December 20, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    @Jon: I don’t think you understand the difference between setting, scene and character.

  177. Jon
    December 20, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    Um, I think I do. But since you seem intent on walling them off from one another, let’s drill down. You say the “scenes” are drawn “with great attention to detail”; you say the characters are “well-drawn”; and you don’t speak directly to “setting” at all. So, then, why are “well-drawn” characters in detailed scenes still insufficient for you? Of course we know they’re not real; characters in songs, from little ole Sally Goodwin to the narrator of “D-I-V-O-R-C-E” generally aren’t, so obviously that knowledge in and of itself isn’t determinative. And fictional characters generally are “present in…lyrics for the sole purpose of facilitating the song’s ultimate point,” so obviously that in and of itself isn’t determinative. So the question remains, just where does the weakness in this particular set of lyrics lie for you? What you’ve said so far doesn’t really point clearly to what you see as the problem.

  178. Phil
    December 20, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    I won’t speak for Jim, but my problem with this song, along with much of today’s mainstream music is that it is more of a thought based off of a feeling rather than a feeling based off of a thought.

    In other words, the feeling is there before the thought takes place and any emotion you receive from the song is under the artists terms to begin with, and not your own.

    I need to think to get to my feelings on my own terms, and if the feeling is there before the thought takes place, that feeling is being manipulated by somebody else and it comes across as being contrived.

    So this song basically makes you have to feel something on the artists terms, and not your own. I would rather have to think something on the artists terms and get to how I feel about it on my own terms…and this song does the exact opposite. It makes you have to feel something on the artists terms to get to your thoughts about it.

    I brought up “The Last Resort” by The Eagles….that song makes the listener have to think to get to his or her feelings. While the thoughts in that song are those of the artist, the overall feeling each listener might receive from those thoughts can vary. Whereas a song like “Temporary Home” the listener must feel what the singer is trying to say on the artists terms first, and that will lead to your thoughts once you do so. For me personally, I need the thought before the feeling takes place…not the feeling before the thought takes place. And that is why this song seems contrived to me…It basically wants to make you feel something on someone else’s terms to get to your thoughts, rather than think something on someone else’s terms to get to your overall feelings about it. I can decide whether or not I agree with somebody else’s thoughts, but I will not let somebody else be in control of how I must feel about something. Which, in a nutshell, is the problem I have with this song. It is just using the characters in the song as a feeling on the artists terms to get to your thoughts, rather than using the characters in the song as a thought on the artists terms to get to your feelings.

    That probably doesn’t make sense…unless you take the time to think about it first. :)

  179. Please!
    December 20, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    R U left handed?

  180. Phil
    December 20, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    No, I’m not left handed (if that question was directed at me). LOL Left brained perhaps.

  181. Jim Malec
    December 20, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    But since you seem intent on walling them off from one another, let’s drill down. You say the “scenes” are drawn “with great attention to detail”; you say the characters are “well-drawn”; and you don’t speak directly to “setting” at all. So, then, why are “well-drawn” characters in detailed scenes still insufficient for you?

    What I wrote was: “…well-drawn stock characters, mere outlines or sketches of their flesh-and-blood counterparts.” The characters are archetypes that commonly appear in contemporary country music. I didn’t say they are “well drawn characters,” I said they are “well drawn stock characters.”

    That fact makes it impossible to answer the second part of your question, although if you’d like to rephrase it I’d be happy to do my best to answer.

    Of course we know they’re not real; characters in songs, from little ole Sally Goodwin to the narrator of “D-I-V-O-R-C-E” generally aren’t

    Great characters feel real, whether they are or not.

    fictional characters generally are “present in…lyrics for the sole purpose of facilitating the song’s ultimate point,”

    That’s not accurate. There are many songs in which the song’s ultimate “point” (if there is one) is exposed as a result of a character’s progress through the narrative.

    To answer the question you seem to be getting at: I’d like this song a lot better if the characters felt more real, if they were more unique, and if I felt there was some reason for me to be hearing about them. I know, after all, that there are foster kids, single moms and dying old people in the world. I don’t need to have that fact pointed out to me in a song. And the fact they they believe their current situation is just a “temporary home” doesn’t strike me as especially emotionally compelling.

  182. Vicki
    December 20, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    Well, Jim, I was with you up until you said: And the fact they they believe their current situation is just a “temporary home” doesn’t strike me as especially emotionally compelling.

    Huh? Not emotionally compelling? Maybe since I’m a woman…and perhaps too sensitive, but I find that very emotional.

    But are you mainly lamenting the fact that the verses are like blank statements that don’t delve deeper? Would the song have been much better if the writer had kept with one character, say the old man that is dying, and spoke of more intimate details of his life to make us more aware of the story and draw us in, so that when she sings that last verse, it’s a sad, emotional but yet “a-ha” moment?

  183. Jim Malec
    December 20, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    @Vicki:

    Maybe. Or maybe not. But the song wasn’t written that way, and I don’t really want to go too far into a “this is what they shoulda down” kind of discussion.

  184. Truersound
    December 20, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    Jesus…..183 comments? I can’t believe there is so much to say about one shitty song?

    I wish people put this much effort into music worth hearing.

    (no I haven’t heard the song or read any of the comments, I don’t need to)

  185. Dan E.
    December 20, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    Vicki: I’m glad Carrie decided to go with three characters and their different situations. Since the main theme of this song is that earth is just temporary, we get the chance to view briefly three different people who have realized this. It’s done simply, and with this kind of message, I’m sure that’s what Carrie and her team were aiming for. I’m sure the music video will be a great showcase for this. It will be that more affecting when we get to see the faces of these people. This song has struck a cord with so many people already, and that alone makes this song a surefire hit. Carrie has played her cards wisely thus far and she doesn’t show signs of straying from that path anytime soon.

  186. Jon
    December 20, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    Well, Jim, here’s how I look at it: country music is full of “stock characters,” which is why they’re called “stock,” and they may be drawn well or not so well; we tend to remember the ones who are drawn well, but that doesn’t make them any less “stock” (e.g., the forsaken lover who pines to death). To me, saying they’re merely outlines or sketches suggests that they’re not well drawn, but while you call them outlines or sketches, you also have that pesky “well-drawn” in there. So in that respect, the review is a little confusing, and leaves me unsure of exactly what your complaint is in that regard.

    Really, the essence of your critique seems to be that these particular characters, the varying circumstances in which they’re found and the common comforting insight they share don’t move you, and therefore, you don’t “need” to hear about them. Fair enough – but at the same time, others have testified that they are moved, and I’m guessing that they do feel a “need” to hear about them. I’m sure you’re not arguing that your sensibilities are more refined than theirs, or that they’re plagued by false emotions whereas yours are purely real – or, at least, I hope that’s not what you’re arguing. So the value of your review has to lie elsewhere, and that’s why I have been interested in digging deeper into this question of “well-drawn” but “stock” characters, because that would seem to be an area where a critic’s (presumably) wider field of reference and deeper knowledge might come into play. It’s easy to understand why people would be moved by the song – it’s designed to move them by giving a message of comfort and hope – but not so easy to understand exactly why it doesn’t move you.

    Of course, it might have something to do with the music – an aspect which seems to have been pretty much ignored by everyone on all sides of the discussion ;-).

  187. Jim Malec
    December 20, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    Well, Jim, here’s how I look at it: country music is full of “stock characters,” which is why they’re called “stock,” and they may be drawn well or not so well;

    Are you really saying that country music contains only stock characters?

    I guess we could say that every single literary figure is a stock character of some type, but that doesn’t seem very honest to the spirit of the term.

    To me, saying they’re merely outlines or sketches suggests that they’re not well drawn, but while you call them outlines or sketches, you also have that pesky “well-drawn” in there. So in that respect, the review is a little confusing, and leaves me unsure of exactly what your complaint is in that regard.

    It’s only confusing if operating under your logic, where all characters are stock characters. If we’re working under that logic, OK, it’s confusing and you’re right. But I reject that logic, because I disagree that every character in country music is a stock character.

    So the value of your review has to lie elsewhere, and that’s why I have been interested in digging deeper into this question of “well-drawn” but “stock” characters, because that would seem to be an area where a critic’s (presumably) wider field of reference and deeper knowledge might come into play. It’s easy to understand why people would be moved by the song – it’s designed to move them by giving a message of comfort and hope – but not so easy to understand exactly why it doesn’t move you. Of course, it might have something to do with the music.

    It has absolutely nothing to do with the music.

  188. Phil
    December 20, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    In the end what this song lacks for me is that the artist makes the listener feel any emotion in the song on her own terms, rather than letting the listener feel the emotion of the song on his or her own terms. For me it is as simple as that. And I’ve already explained why.

  189. Please!
    December 20, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    I think the music could have something to do with it in my opinion.. It’s not as moving musically as some of her other ballads like ‘just a dream’. It probably wasn’t meant to be that way though.

  190. Jon
    December 20, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    ‘Well, Jim, here’s how I look at it: country music is full of “stock characters,” which is why they’re called “stock,” and they may be drawn well or not so well;’
    Are you really saying that country music contains only stock characters?

    Um, no. I’m saying that country music is full of “stock characters” (which is why they’re called that – because they recur regularly) – I gave an example, which can be found in, among other places, a song that regularly tops a lot of folks’ lists of “best country song EVAH”) – and I’m saying they may be drawn well or not so well. I don’t see where that could hard to understand, or why you need to “restate” it in substantially different terms.

    “To me, saying they’re merely outlines or sketches suggests that they’re not well drawn, but while you call them outlines or sketches, you also have that pesky “well-drawn” in there. So in that respect, the review is a little confusing, and leaves me unsure of exactly what your complaint is in that regard.”
    It’s only confusing if operating under your logic, where all characters are stock characters.

    Well, no. I’m questioning the internal logic of your characterizations, or at least asking for an amplification of it. Now, you seem to be arguing that stock characters can’t be well-drawn – that their stockness is antithetical to being well-crafted – but in your review, you call them both “well-drawn” and “stock.” If you believe in the “antithetical” proposition, then you must take a dim view of quite a few country songs commonly considered (maybe even by you, too) as great; if you don’t, then observing that they’re stock characters isn’t really much of a criticism, nor is their presence necessarily a defect in the song, especially when you call them “well-drawn.”

    It’s that contradiction that’s confusing, and it has nothing to do with my logic. My logic, such as it is, is that well-drawn characters are better than poorly drawn characters, and that’s largely independent of whether we’ve run across characters like them before.

  191. Jim Malec
    December 20, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    Now, you seem to be arguing that stock characters can’t be well-drawn.

    Re-read my syntax. I specifically said “well-drawn stock characters.” That in no way translates to “stock characters cannot be well drawn.” A perfectly drawn stock character would still be a stock character, just as a perfect stereotype (a common definition of “stock character”) would still be a stereotype.

    that their stockness is antithetical to being well-crafted

    Please feel free to correct my understanding of written English, but doesn’t “well-drawn stock characters” mean that the stock characters are well-drawn (but still stock characters?) Because I would think that there are verying degrees of aptitude with which stock characters could be created.

    then observing that they’re stock characters isn’t really much of a criticism,

    A literary definition of the term “stock character” generally implies a stereotype or generalization. The fact that we can sum up a character into a snappy description (“the forsaken lover who pines to death”) doesn’t mean that the character doesn’t possess attributes and characteristics that make it personal and dynamic. A stock character will, generally speaking, possess only the characteristics of the stereotype.

    It’s that contradiction that’s confusing, and it has nothing to do with my logic. My logic, such as it is, is that well-drawn characters are better than poorly drawn characters, and that’s largely independent of whether we’ve run across characters like them before.

    Well, I’m drawing a difference between stock characters and their dynamic counterparts, and I think that’s pretty clear in what I wrote.

  192. Jon
    December 20, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    The fact that we can sum up a character into a snappy description (”the forsaken lover who pines to death”) doesn’t mean that the character doesn’t possess attributes and characteristics that make it personal and dynamic. A stock character will, generally speaking, possess only the characteristics of the stereotype.

    If a stock character – which is what you call the ones in this song – possesses only the characteristics of the stereotype, then how can it be well-drawn? And conversely, if the character is well-drawn, then mustn’t it, at least in some respects, possess some valuable specificity beyond the characteristics of the stereotype? If the characters fail to move you personally because you see them as “mere outlines or sketches,” then in what respect can you, personally, call them well-drawn? If a character has attributes that make it unique (“personal and dynamic”) then in what respect is it stock? It seems to me that in your own terms, “well-drawn stock characters” is a self-contradictory phrase. What am I missing?

  193. Jim Malec
    December 20, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    @Jon: Would you please address my question about written English before we continue with this conversation? Because it seems we’re having a communication failure, and I want to make sure I didn’t break a grammar rule.

  194. Jon
    December 20, 2009 at 7:57 pm

    OK. “Because I would think that there are verying degrees of aptitude with which stock characters could be created.” I think that’s pretty much what I said – but then, isn’t their stockness irrelevant? And in what respect can stock characters – those who possess, as you say, only the attributes of a stereotype, and who are, furthermore, mere outlines or sketches – be said to be well-drawn?

  195. Jon
    December 20, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    In other words, just to be as clear as I can, the issue isn’t grammar, it’s this: how can a character which possesses only stereotypical attributes, which is a mere outline or sketch, be called “well-drawn?” If that’s all it is, it seems to me that it’s not well-drawn; if it’s well-drawn, then it’s something more than just those things. I don’t see how it can be all of that at the same time.

  196. Jim Malec
    December 20, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    I would say that a well-drawn stock character is one that more strongly implies the character’s stereotypes than one that is poorly drawn.

    In this song, for example, we get a really clear picture of the stereotypical “single mom.” It’s still not a dynamic character, but at least it’s a clear picture.

  197. TexasVet
    December 20, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    Truersound
    December 20, 2009 at 6:16 pm Permalink Jesus…..183 comments? I can’t believe there is so much to say about one shitty song?

    I wish people put this much effort into music worth hearing.

    (no I haven’t heard the song or read any of the comments, I don’t need to)

    You haven’t heard the song or read any of the comments but you’ve concluded that it’s a shitty song.
    Sounds like you would make a great critic…perhaps the 9513 has a vacancy.

  198. Jan
    December 20, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    True Carrie fans hardly ever even read this site anymore…. Haven’t you noticed a big drop off of responses? This site has no credibility anymore with most Carrie fans and we just don’t bother. Opinions all….by “experts” who don’t matter.

  199. Razor X
    December 20, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    True Carrie fans hardly ever even read this site anymore…. Haven’t you noticed a big drop off of responses?

    Currently this post has 198 responses, so no, I can’t say that there’s been any noticeable drop-off.

  200. Dan E.
    December 20, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    Good comment or bad comment, Carrie is still getting recognized: 200 comments and onward!

  201. TexasVet
    December 20, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    Currently this post has 198 responses, so no, I can’t say that there’s been any noticeable drop-off.

    Well, the entertaining Jim & Jon show has accounted for about 25% of the comments. (lol!)

  202. Truersound
    December 20, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    @TEXASVET: though I hate to add another comment to this already overdiscussed issue, I just want to say that at this point in my music listening endeavors, expecting a Carry Underwood song to be enjoyable to me, would be like expecting taco bell not to give me the squirts. So I just stay away from both.

  203. Dan E.
    December 20, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    Truersound: At least you hated having to write your comment.
    By the way, it’s ‘Carrie’, not ‘Carry’.

  204. Steve Harvey
    December 20, 2009 at 10:36 pm

    Perhaps the most irritating argument being reiterated in these comments is that Malec and the9513 has some kind of anti-Underwood vendetta.
    This is despite the fact that he devotes two paragraphs of this review to praising her singing.
    And as for the organization as a whole having an agenda against her?
    http://www.the9513.com/underwood-is-the-perfect-choice-for-new-grand-ole-opry/

  205. ALJID
    December 21, 2009 at 2:22 am

    @Steve Harvey

    But that was just Matt C’s opinion, and probably not in accordance with the general staff’s liking. I read somewhere in this site that he is not a part of http://www.the9513.com anymore because of his “excessive” praise for Underwood.

  206. waynoe
    December 21, 2009 at 8:30 am

    Gee, I think I will become a football analyst though I never played the game, coached the game, or even sat in a locker room after a game. When someone gets so full of self importance they become ineffective to function in normal society and for the benefit of others, they become a critic. It’s the last job that ANYONE can qualify for.

    Oh well, that’s modern journalism for ya’.

  207. Brady Vercher
    December 21, 2009 at 9:07 am

    ALJID, you read no such thing on this site and that couldn’t be further from the truth.

    Waynoe, I’m not really sure why you continue to read and comment if you don’t find any value in what we do, but your opinion of the fine writers on this site is wrong and that’s all there is to it. Everyone that contributes does so because they love country music, not because “it’s the last job they can qualify for.”

  208. Kelly
    December 21, 2009 at 9:18 am

    Also, Waynoe is quite the hypocrite, by his own standards no less. He continues to say that anyone who hasnt performed a certain function shouldnt be eligible to comment on that function. Again, as I commented last week, unless he is a successful, widely read music blogger or journalist, he should zip it…those are his rules, not mine.

  209. Razor X
    December 21, 2009 at 9:28 am

    ALJID, you read no such thing on this site and that couldn’t be further from the truth.

    I recall someone suggesting a while back that Matt C. left The 9513 staff due to his “excessive praise” of Carrie, and Matt responding in a clearly sarcastic manner that, yes, that’s why he was no longer on the staff.

  210. TexasVet
    December 21, 2009 at 9:59 am

    I recall someone suggesting a while back that Matt C. left The 9513 staff due to his “excessive praise” of Carrie, and Matt responding in a clearly sarcastic manner that, yes, that’s why he was no longer on the staff.

    Razor is correct…I remember reading that post by Matt C.

    Apparently Carrie & Mike Fisher are engaged.

    http://www.ottawasun.com/sports/hockey/2009/12/21/12226131.html

  211. Brady Vercher
    December 21, 2009 at 10:01 am

    I meant in any official capacity of course, but who knows what people will come up with or choose to believe. That is kinda funny, though.

  212. Pierce
    December 21, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Yeah, Waynoe is right… this is the only job I could get, and I don’t complain because at least it pays pretty well. Were it not for The 9513, my wife and young child would be starving… and to that extent I owe everything to Jim and the Verchers for pulling me up by my boot straps and giving me some financial ground to stand on.

    ;-)

    Hopefully my sarcasm is clear enough.

  213. allison
    December 21, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    sheesh these carrie fans are rabid! i find this review to be pretty accurate as well. Carrie sings great, I’ve always admitted that, I’ve just never liked her songs. i mean I am a huge Taylor fan, but I can still admit to others and myself when I feel like something fell short. I know taylor doesn’t sing like Carrie, but I still like her music (more). Loving an artist doesn’t mean you have to think every single thing they do or say is perfect, you just appreciate their music for what it is and take the good with the bad.

  214. Dave
    December 21, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    Jim obviously knows nothing about music. He probably would’ve ripped “He Stopped Loving Her Today” to shreads when the song first came out, too.

    It’s laughable that anyone with a computer and a web site is allowed to call themselves a “critic.”

    The9513 used to be relevant, it’s not anymore.

  215. sam (sam)
    December 21, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Dave offers as evidence of Jim’s alleged lack of knowledge that he “probably would have ripped “He Stopped Loving Her Today” to shreads…”

    If so, Jim would have been in good company. The liner notes to one of my George Jones albums says that Jones didn’t like “He Stopped Loving Her…” and recorded it only because Billy Sherrill kept hounding him to do so. And Jones apparently thought the song would flop.

    I take it Jones likes the song now, though!

  216. Jon
    December 21, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    I’m sure he does, but I still don’t care for it very much; way over-rated, in my book.

    Still, I’ve got to admire the persistent use of arguments here which are not only circular, but hypothetical, too (e.g., you can tell Jim is biased because if Taylor Swift had cut “Temporary Home” he would have praised it, and you can tell he would have praised it had that happened because he’s biased). I just love seeing hypotheses used as evidence.

  217. nm
    December 21, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Well, if I’m recalling my symbolic logic class correctly, any if-then statement whose hypothesis is contrary to fact (e.g. “Taylor Swift recorded ‘Temporary Home’”) is logically true, no matter what the concludion. So “if Taylor Swift cut ‘Temporary Home Jim would have praised it” is true, but so is “if Taylor Swift cut ‘Temporary Home’ Tammy Wynette is still alive.” Of course, symbolic logic makes no allowances for the subjunctive.

  218. Steve Harvey
    December 21, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    I read somewhere in this site that he is not a part of http://www.the9513.com anymore because of his “excessive” praise for Underwood.
    Yes, he was forced out by the man upstairs! He was the Combsy to Jim Malec’s Hannity and they couldn’t handle the truth teller!

    Gee, I think I will become a football analyst though I never played the game, coached the game, or even sat in a locker room after a game.
    Should Jeremy Clarkson quit hosting Top Gear because he’s never built a car?

    For the lord’s sake people, get a grip. Malec gave a couple of mildly negative reviews to some pop songs. He’s not Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

  219. Phil
    December 21, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    I wonder if Jim had written the exact same review and given it a thumbs up what the reaction would have been?

  220. klark
    December 22, 2009 at 4:40 am

    My GOD! Wow… I mean WOW!
    I agree with Jim, it’s bland
    and I agree with the thumbs down
    -Why not release Someday When I Stop Loving You or Songs Like This?

  221. Dan E.
    December 22, 2009 at 11:03 am

    Klark: I can see “Songs Like This” getting released as a single, the other one not as likely.

  222. waynoe
    December 23, 2009 at 10:19 am

    Kelly,

    Lear how to spell and punctuate if you want to be taken seriously.

  223. waynoe
    December 23, 2009 at 10:22 am

    Pierce,

    I can afford to do as a hobby what you call a job. Enough said.

  224. waynoe
    December 23, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Mr. Vercher,

    So now only those in agreement can post? You are correct in that everyone that contributes loves country music. And that means ALL contributors which encompasses those who disagree at times with this blog.

    By the way, if you put things in print to be read by all, then you must expect a response by all. It’s funny in that self-appointed critics think they are the only ones who should not be critiqued.

  225. Jim Malec
    December 23, 2009 at 10:42 am

    Can you be anything other than a “self appointed” critic? I mean, is there like a Knight’s Counsel or something? Is ‘critic” a title you get from the Queen?

  226. Brady Vercher
    December 23, 2009 at 10:49 am

    So now only those in agreement can post?

    I’d like for you to point out where I made any such insinuation.

    By the way, if you put things in print to be read by all, then you must expect a response by all. It’s funny in that self-appointed critics think they are the only ones who should not be critiqued.

    Again, where did I say you couldn’t disagree with the review or critique it? Or that you couldn’t respond or anything of that nature? I said your opinion of the writers of this site was wrong and guess what, it’s still wrong.

  227. Ben Milam
    December 23, 2009 at 11:02 am

    i haven’t been on this site in two days and a lot of the carrie fans are still beating the same dead horse. wow. seriously some of yall are scary. you should be marching on austria by now. maybe making plans for bombing london. but seriously, maybe this holiday season some of you may consider expanding your horizons. there are a lot of artists out there as talented as carrie who have put in a lot more work than the break she got by being on american idol. these are artists are equally deserving of this kind of passionate and determined fan base. i will now go hide in my bunker until the next volley is over.

  228. PaulaW
    December 23, 2009 at 11:05 am

    I said your opinion of the writers of this site was wrong and guess what, it’s still wrong.

    I’d say based on the definition of “opinion” …. opinions cant be wrong. Unpopular, disagreeable, and even downright rude maybe …. but not ‘wrong’.

    1. a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty.

    2. a personal view, attitude, or appraisal.

  229. Jim Malec
    December 23, 2009 at 11:11 am

    The concept that all opinions exist on a level plane doesn’t take into account the fact that opinions are informed by varying degrees of knowledge, understanding and experience.

  230. Brady Vercher
    December 23, 2009 at 11:44 am

    1. a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty.

    Paula, that doesn’t say evidence for validating (or invalidating) an opinion doesn’t exist, it says the belief itself is based on insufficient grounds.

  231. PaulaW
    December 23, 2009 at 11:45 am

    I give. You win. You are right. We are all wrong. Merry Christmas! Happy New Year! Goodbye!

  232. Brady Vercher
    December 23, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    It wasn’t about winning and not everyone is wrong, whatever that’s supposed to mean, but I hope you have a Merry Christmas as well and I hope we’ll see you around.

  233. Jon
    December 23, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    @waynoe I can afford to do as a hobby what you call a job.

    That’s one of the weirder things that’s been said around here, especially from someone who says he does for a job what millions can afford to do as a hobby.

    @Jim A critic who’s been hired by someone else isn’t self-appointed. And there might be a distinction to be made here between “opinion” and “taste.”

  234. PaulaW
    December 23, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    Brady, my comment was directed at Jim, not you. Apparently you and I were commenting at the same time and yours posted first. Jim and I have had a similar conversation in private before so I’m sure he took much less offense from it than you did.

  235. Jim Malec
    December 23, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    @Jon: Right, but who hires someone as a critic who hasn’t already demonstrated that they can do the work? I know this is a pretty dumb argument, but I’m just sayin’.

  236. Brady Vercher
    December 23, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    @PaulaW: Ahh, I gotcha. I wasn’t offended, I just didn’t know how my reply inspired it. Still, I do hope you have a Merry Christmas :)

  237. Jim Malec
    December 23, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    I don’t know how my comment inspired it, either. But ditto on the merry Christmas.

  238. silvio
    December 23, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    I liked this song much more the first time, when it was called “This World Is Not My Home”

  239. waynoe
    December 23, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    Jim said, “The concept that all opinions exist on a level plane doesn’t take into account the fact that opinions are informed by varying degrees of knowledge, understanding and experience.”

    A very agreeable comment and though it may have been unintended it aligns somewhat to my other posts that critiques critics. It DOES matter what one knows and experiences.

  240. David Allen
    December 23, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    It’s hard to write and record a hit song and this is a hit song. I would probably prefer What Can I Say as a single over this one but this song is predictable but still moving and she does a great job on singing and the music is more understated which is good. Again, this is rocket science and I think the reviewers on here analyze lyrics too much and I get a feeling when I listen to a song whether the lyrics are simple or complex. To me the song’s message about this being our temporary home is true and we should all be worrying about whether we are saved thru Christ and where we will spend eternity. Take care.

  241. Stormy
    December 24, 2009 at 12:47 am

    Jon
    December 23, 2009 at 12:49 pm Permalink @waynoe I can afford to do as a hobby what you call a job.

    That’s one of the weirder things that’s been said around here, especially from someone who says he does for a job what millions can afford to do as a hobby.

    I kind of understand that. Some people play the harp for a living. I cannot afford to play the harp as a hobby. Until I start my more lucrative career of bank robbing. I am going to have SOOOOO many hobbies when I get that career off the ground.

  242. Stormy
    December 24, 2009 at 12:51 am

    Okay, we have just had the 1000′s reference to being worried about where we spend eternity, so lets celebrate with a little Bloodhound Gang:

    But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well,
    I’ll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk,
    And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix’s poltergeist,
    And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he’s the anti-christ

    What can I say? I’m the root of all that’s evil yeah but you can call me cookie.

  243. Kelly
    December 24, 2009 at 7:29 am

    Waynoe – you got me, I dont proofread my comments very closely sometimes. That doesnt erase the fact that you continue to be a pretty consistent hypocrite when it comes to your argument that only those who perform a certain job can acceptably criticize others doing the same job.

    Answer to that and perhaps you will be taken seriously since so far, that hasnt ben the case…

  244. Burt
    December 24, 2009 at 10:37 am

    Wow…I’m just baffled how Jim completely missed the point of the song in his review.

    The song does not have a “trifecta of themes,” as he suggests. There is one theme and one theme only. The song is about the lifelong journey on Earth towards the destination of meeting God.

    The point about needing to develop the characters (the little boy, the young mom and daughter, and even the old man)is completely irrelevant. The whole point of the song is that we’re all just passing through on Earth until we meet God. The characters merely represent three stages of life on Earth (beginning-early life, middle-adult, and end-old age).

    Country music is all about family, love, God, friends, etc. This song is all about God.

    The “passing through” theme is well discussed in the Bible. Sermons of every religion constantly reference the story about a nomad traveling on Earth questioning why the owner of one particular place he stops at has no possessions. When the nomad is asked the same question of why he has no possesions he replies, “I’m only a vistor here. I am just passing through.” The owner of the house replies, “So am I” (meaning that he has no need for possessions because Earth is just his temporary home).

    “Temporary Home” is a song of “Jesus, Take The Wheel” proportions. It will score extremely well at country radio and it will go on to be played for many years to come (as “Jesus, Take The Wheel” is now).

    How Jim completely missed that in his review is baffling. It’s almost as if he has no understanding of country music at all.

  245. waynoe
    December 24, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    Kelly,

    Your post is a statement and not a question. Please submit a specific question and I shall endeavor to answer it.

    The last part of the first paragraph needs clarification. You stated, “That doesnt erase the fact that you continue to be a pretty consistent hypocrite when it comes to your argument that only those who perform a certain job can acceptably criticize others doing the same job.”

    Are you saying that, per my assertion, only a person that has some musical ability & knowledge can criticize others that display some musical ability & knowledge?

    Anyway, back to what Jim said. He stated that opinions cannot be on a level playing ground due to one’s experiences, understanding, and knowledge. I am saying that I totally agree with that.

    If that is hypocritical, I ARE ONE.

    Now please pose a clear and concise question and I shall answer it accordingly.

  246. sam (sam)
    December 24, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    I agree with Kelly.

    I also doubt the legitimacy of Waynoe’s assertion that “only a person that has some musical ability & knowledge can criticize others that display some musical ability & knowledge.”

    There is some truth in the idea that a legitimate critic has some knowledge. Experience tells us that ignorant people generally do not make critics worth listening to.

    But I am not sure that a critic must have “musical ability” as well. Admittedly, the phrase is vague. Does “musical ability” mean the ability to read music? The ability to distinguish Carries voice from Taylor’s? The ability to play an instrument at some level of competence? To pass a college level music theory class? To perform on stage without getting booed? I don’t know. But there seems to be an insinuation in some posts above that only a songwriter can critique the songs of others, that only a singer can critique the singing of others. If that is what the phrase means, it seems to be utter nonsense, again, as proven by experience: There are many critics out there who write reviews worth reading who themselves are not exactly accomplished musicians. Moreover, such statements are often – though not always – made in some kind of attempt to discredit the reviewer without actually discussing the points the reviewer made.

    Personally, I think the best test of a critic is whether his or her reviews are interesting, insightful, et cetera. I suspect those who have some experience as musicians may be in a better position to be such a critic, but I see no reason to discount the views of critics who have no such qualification, so long as those critics are otherwise insightful and do not write about those musical matters of which they are ignorant.

  247. Dustin
    December 28, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    I feel sorry for the writer of this review… Temporary Home is an amazing song and I am sorry that this writer is so deaf to understand that.

  248. Tyler
    December 29, 2009 at 1:24 am

    This song isn’t about the characters, its about the particular situations in which they reside. The characters may not be developed, but lyrically we know vividly what obstacles they are facing and that is what the writers aimed for.

    And, Carrie does a great job of showing each character’s resolve. Using different vocal inflections for the young boy, the young mother and the old man.

    You really missed the meaning of the song. And, that’s just sad, because this is a brilliant piece of work.

  249. JIM MALEC'S LIFE IS SAD
    January 1, 2010 at 1:45 am

    Yeah Whatever… Come on show us your ipod. I bet Temporary Home’s in it.

  250. Casey
    January 9, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    “Between the first note and the last, not a single lyric works to reveal something about ourselves or strives to tell us a story”

    Along with almost the entire review, this line is a bunch of B.S.

    The song tells us a story with a very strong moral. The moral of the store is that no matter how bad our lives get, this is only one stop in our lives. This place is temporary to us.

    How does that not resonate to every single person in the world? We’re all going to die some day and go to another place.

    This song is compelling and an incredible vocal by Carrie.

    The 9513 is always just a bunch of bull. They can’t give anything less than a cynical review.

  251. Tom
    January 12, 2010 at 7:10 pm

    Having been in the hospital room with my family on the day my father took his last breath after a lengthy illness, I have to disagree with your statement: “It’s hard to relate to, or have much sympathy for, people who we know aren’t real.” While she doesn’t mention a person’s name, I still can relate to the sentiment because I have been there… And, the song manages to bring me to tears every time for that reason. I would have to say we’ve all had some sort of similar loss or experience and can relate.

  252. K
    January 12, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    Very well said Tom; I agree 100%. I have been in the situation in the last verse several times. The song still gets me everytime. I think this song has an extremely touching and relatable message; that’s the “story” of it to me. I think this is a beautiful song, and Carrie’s emotion takes this song to a whole other level.

  253. Kaiquan
    January 17, 2010 at 2:17 am

    WOW! I’m just astonished by this ‘critic’ and just about everyone who can’t see the point of the song. It is elegant in its simplicity and raw in its emotions. Who cares about characters or people who we know aren’t real. That wasn’t the purpose of putting them in generic circumstances which everyone who has encountered the three situations can relate to.

    While i can understand the resentment towards artists that are churned out by these reality machines and forced down our throats, you have to give credit for the few that are actually really great talents.

    I have read countless comments and ‘reviews’ by the listeners, the average joe on the street, each speaking of their own unique connection to the song and about how they tear up at the third verse every single time they listen to the song.

    Who ever the artist might be, music that one can connect to emotionally will be great music. The way Carrie’s vocals carry the message of the song is just out of this world. If this song doesn’t get a Grammy next year, I’ll be surprised.

  254. AGENTA
    January 20, 2010 at 11:19 pm

    Yeah so going over these comments is very interesting. The thing with Carrie for me (and I will say right now that I am a big fan, so I apologize in advance if I mistakenly make contradicting statements) is that I may hear a song of hers and think, “Mmmm… just-okay vocals,” but as I listen to it more I grow to love the songs/lyrics AND vocals. This is the deal with Temporary Home for me, except when I heard the song, I was concentrating more on the lyrics because I could RELATE to them, even if it wasn’t LITERALLY. (It’s also good to hear Carrie explain it, which I did — of course it would help if it didn’t have to be explained).

    And I will quote a Relient K song here: “Opinions are immunity to being told you’re wrong.” Everybody has their own opinion, I get that. This was just mine.

  255. Dan E.
    January 20, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    The “Temporary Home” music video will make its debut on February 4th. It’s gonna turn out so great, especially with the director of “Concrete Angel” behind it.

  256. Tim
    January 27, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    It is very interesting to read statements like “Between the first note and the last, not a single lyric works to reveal something about ourselves or strives to tell us a story” and “not only does “Temporary Home” have weak characters, as a whole it has little character of its own”.

    In my travels I have seen it is a constant that those who do not have things ‘revealed’ about themselves have actually revealed more than they think. A song such as this, while it is indeed true that the characters are there to further the story and not the generators of it, speaks to something that many people miss. Life sucks – but this too will pass. Its emotional impact is based on that simple but ultimately powerful idea, that there is hope for a better tomorrow if you are willing to fight for it. If it does not move you then it has indeed revealed something about you, something that you may not want to admit.

  257. Rebecca
    January 31, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    I really love her new song it really gives us some things to hear and things that everyone really needs to know about. Everyone has a temporary home if it be like the little boy the mom and her baby girl or even if your like me and have a Heavenly home. It really shows who is what in this world and more of us Christians need to show that like Carrie did in some of her songs like Jesus take the Wheel and Temporary Home. Thank you Carrie for giving the world something to really think about and some thing to know! I wish i can be more like you!

  258. stormy
    January 31, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    My new apartment is my permanent home. I am NOT moving again.

  259. Rick
    January 31, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    Hey Stormy, if you catch this in time there is a one hour radio show tonight you may be interested in. We have a relatively new album oriented FM rock station here in L.A that lets music artists and producers play disc jockey for one hour on Sunday nights at 6 PM PST (is that 8 PM in Texas?”. Last week it was B.B. King and tonight its The Barenaked Ladies. These shows are always a lot of fun! If you’re interested, here’s the link to their website where they have an online listening link:

    http://www.thesoundla.com/

  260. stormy
    January 31, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    That sounds cool.

  261. Dan E.
    February 4, 2010 at 12:08 am

    Carrie Underwood’s music video for this song turned out so beautiful and sincere. The lyrics alone are so touching, but the video adds that extra effect of placing the viewers into the situations of the characters. I loved how all three plots of the song connected to Carrie’s character in the cab. Sometimes a smile really can go a long way. This song and video feels honest and is relatable to so many people at different levels in one’s life. She has scored another home run with this song. I also loved the backgrounds for this video and the fact that it was snowing in the end. Carrie knows what she wants and she goes after it. Already into her third album, Carrie has only begun to show us what she has under her sleeves. She is going to be around for a very long time as long as she continues to create masterpieces such as this. Wonderful job Carrie, and keep ‘em coming!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_SR3BlsmH4

  262. creepychan
    February 7, 2010 at 3:12 am

    best music video for carrie to date. i’m gonna be surprised if this doesn’t top the country charts

  263. Sam from colorado
    February 17, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    i loved this song. its so inspiriring to me. if you don’t like her music and you want to trash people who are so inspiring you need to get a life

  264. Holly
    March 12, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    I agree that this song is rather boring, the characters are too. this is, in my opinion, NOT one of Carrie’s best, or even close to her best. But I do have to say that i’ve noticed you shoot down any song that involves a God, or a heaven. Since you don’t believe, maybe Country music isn’t a good genre to be judging. I say this because every other song you hear on country music radio involves God somewhere and clearly, you’re against it.

  265. Jayne
    March 17, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    You are totally wrong, my granfather passed away from cancer recently and this song really struck a cord with me. In fact thanks to this song my grandfather and I were brought closer by our love of country music. You may not be able to relate to this song but you are not the only person on the planet. I related to it and it makes me cry every time I hear it.

  266. Dan E
    March 29, 2010 at 1:04 pm

    A big ‘Congratulations’ to Carrie for scoring her 12th number 1 with this remarkable song!

  267. TexasVet
    March 29, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    Carrie’s officially #1 with Temporary Home!! Billboard and Mediabase:

    Country Songs
    *** No. 1 *** “Temporary Home” Carrie Underwood
    Greatest Gainer No. 9 “Gimmie That Girl” Joe Nichols
    Hot Shot Debut No. 42 “Get Off On The Pain” Gary Allan
    Debut No. 57 “A Father’s Love (The Only Way He Knew How)” Bucky Covington

  268. It's the humidity
    April 3, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    I used to be a big fan of Carrie Underwood.

    I had her first album — minus the singles “Some Hearts” and “Inside Your Heaven” — constantly spinning in iTunes.

    I called radio stations to request “Jesus Take the Wheel” and bought extra copies of the CD to give to friends and relatives.

    Thanks to that CMT special, I knew about the tight deadlines for the first album and how difficult it was to headline the Idol tour and produce her first major studio album at the same time.

    So I couldn’t wait for the second album, because I just knew it would be perfect. She had all those supposedly great writers working with her, enough clout to make the album she wanted, and plenty of time and money to polish it off.

    And yet … it wasn’t perfect. Just a sequel. My expectations were for “Carnival Ride” to go further than just rehashing the same themes from “Some Hearts.” I still like the second album, but I never play it any more.

    Now that the third album is out, I think I can safely say that I am no longer a big fan.

    I hate to sound like an American Idol judge, but when I wanted Carrie to try some new things, “Cowboy Casanova” is not what I had in mind. It’s weak for pop, much less country.

    The lyrics are trite and amateurish. They seem like they’re written by an arrogant suburban 19-year-old student from the Northeast writing about a town he drove through once on spring break, rather than someone who actually grew up in a small town in Oklahoma. I couldn’t believe Carrie would even put her name on the credits, much less make it a single..

    So I haven’t bought the third album. I haven’t downloaded a single song. And after reading this review, I realize I’m even tuning them out when I hear them on radio.

    If I’m driving into work, my mind drifts off because her songs are no longer interesting enough to take my mind off my job.

    The story themes in “Temporary Home” barely even register with me. Whenever I hear “Temporary Home,” the only thing I remember is how annoying I find it when she sings “chil” instead of “child.” Seriously. I know that sounds petty, but it’s true.

    So, thanks Jim, for holding Carrie to a higher standard than most of her fans. I used to be a huge fan of hers. I still respect her vocal abilities. I still have high hopes for her. But she’s let me down twice now.

    These songs may be OK for someone just starting out, or for a lower rung artist without the pick of Nashville’s top song writers, but I expect more from Carrie now.

  269. Jaypee
    April 5, 2010 at 10:38 am

    All I can say is, we all have different tastes :)

  270. Jack
    June 2, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    Good job Jim. You have written an excellent review. I acknowledge your very well made points, but for me personally the song did “stick”. It’s not because of the song’s message (which I think is trite) but because in this case, for me, Carrie’s singing overcomes the mediocrity of the lyrics. I enjoy beautiful singing and I think Carrie does that here.

  271. caitlyn
    June 12, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    This song literally changed my life and impacted it way more than you could imagine. It’s so beautiful and touching and such a blessing.One morning I woke up and for some reason just wanted to hear this song. I’d only heard it once and thought it was too sad to listen to so I turned it off. But for some reason that day I wanted to so I did. I cried and didn’t think of it again. Until nine o’clock that night when we got a call that my grandfather, who the previous day had come home from a three week hospital stay, was dying. We get there and sure enough he’s on the bed unresponsive. He died the next day. I believe this song was God’s way of preparing me and helping me cope. So thanks Carrie, you and you’re song have impacted my life and grief more than you could imagine.

  272. Regina George
    September 2, 2010 at 8:37 am

    I hate this song. I like Carrie, and I admit I don’t give her enough credit, but this song was so lame. so lame. It was almost as bad as Chuck Wicks “Man of the house.” Why not just do an effing remix and call it the, “We’re trying to be sympathetic and relatable about stuff that we don’t personally relate to in order to get a top 10 hit, Remix” that might be a good name if Chuck’s had even cracked top 30. sorry Chuck. Let’s face it, everything Carrie touches turns to gold, and yea, she’s a good girl so we want to believe that she is oh so touched by a story like this.. but c’mon. It’s stupid and overdone and while I give Carrie props for actually attempting to co-write, I want to scream every time I hear this song. We’ve heard it before, Tim Mcgraw’s “Don’t laugh at me,” Martina’s “Concrete Angel,” etc etc. The early 90′s to 00′s was all over it. I wish this had been released to christian radio only because i turn the station every time i hear the effing intro.

  273. Dan E
    September 3, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    I love this song. It’s definitely one of her best from her “Play On” CD.

  274. Dan E
    December 1, 2010 at 10:20 pm

    5 Grammy Nominations have been announced:

    Temporary Home – Carrie Underwood
    Satisfied – Jewel
    Swingin’ – LeAnn Rimes
    I’d Love To Be Your Last – Gretchen Wilson
    The House That Built Me – Miranda Lambert

    have all been nominated for Female Country Vocal Performance

    *Need You Now got nominated for Record, Album, and Song

    *The House That Built Me was also nominted for Song of the Year

    This is exciting stuff!

  275. vance
    January 20, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    Thumbs up for me.

  276. Bob
    February 14, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    The author of this review is so derp. “It’s hard to relate to, or have much sympathy for, people who we know aren’t real,” yeah because orphans never get bounced around from foster home to foster home, all young mothers live in mansions and have no problems making ends meet, and old men simply don’t die!

    The characters in “Temporary Home” are VERY real. Author is a wanker.

  277. Timmy Tommy
    February 14, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    I’m with bob. Its not hard to relate to or feel emotions for people we know aren’t real. We do it all the time with fictional characters, including fictional characters that are cartoon-like and even fictional characters that are cartoons. Derp Derp.

    But “Temporary Home” was cloying in my book. Still if some peeps liked it thats cool by me!

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