Album Review: Miranda Lambert – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
When Miranda Lambert’s debut album “Kerosene” was released in 2005, there was a contingent within the Nashville establishment, especially at Lambert’s label Sony, who thought the Texan/”Nashville Star” contestant (who, I should note, finished a place behind the somewhat unremarkable John Arthur Martinez), was going to be a really, really big star. Lambert’s sexy look; her strong, unique voice; and her relatively apt songwriting–not to mention more than a little attitude thrown into the mix– seemed like a “can’t miss” combination. Since the release of that album, however, Lambert has experienced some difficulty connecting with a broader country audience. Although “Kerosene” has been certified platinum–a major achievement for any country artist in today’s world of spiraling sales, especially for a female–only the title track broke the Billboard Top20, peaking at #15. The other singles, “Me And Charlie Talking,” “Bring Me Down,” and “New Strings,” peaked at 27, 32 and 25 respectively.
The problem that keeps Lambert from establishing a presence at radio is that her songs often lack a memorable, singable hook. And that’s a problem that plagues her latest release, “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend,” to an even greater extent than it plagued “Kerosene.”
Lambert’s lead single from the new album, the title track (which peaked at #50), is essentially a more pissed-off version of Carrie’s “Before He Cheats,” except that in this case, we have no reason to feel sympathetic towards the singer, because the guy she’s terrorizing hasn’t done a damn thing wrong. “Crazy…” is little more than an angry four-minute narrative, where the only line which even remotely resembles a hook (”‘cause I’m a crazy ex-girlfriend“) seems like something most young women (a.k.a. Lambert’s audience) probably wouldn’t want to admit.
The second (and current) single, “Famous In A Small Town,” is a genuinely good, Mellencampesque ’slice of life’ song, but like “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend,” it’s missing that one memorable moment, and this is why its early push at radio has stalled–the song has substance but it lacks style.
Aside from the fact that this album struggles, in areas, with songwriting, an even more pressing concern is that it suffers from an overall lack of sophistication. On this release, Lambert can be found drinking, picking bar-fights, complaining about men who want committed relationships (go figure), and threatening gun violence (twice). Track #1 on the album, “Gunpowder & Lead,” is a fun little number about a woman who awaits her abusive lover’s return from jail–with a shotgun, of course.” I’m gonna show him what little girls are made of/Gunpowder and lead,” she sings. This grittiness isn’t, in itself, a bad thing. But there is so much of it that it comes off as somewhat unbelievable and gimmicky.
In the rare moments when Lambert tries to adopt a sensitive persona, the results are more-or-less forgettable. “Down” features the groundbreaking phrase “heart and soul,” and the done-a-million-times-rhyme, “Love is what I’m taking/Hearts are what I’m breaking.”
The one true bright-spot on “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” is “Dry Town,” which is reminiscent of the traditional Texas Honky-Tonk sound, and possesses the only memorable chorus on the record, lyrically or melodically. “It’s a dry town, no beer no liqueur/For miles around, I’d give a nickel/For a sip or to, to wash me down/Out of this dry town,” Lambert sings.
Lambert’s sophomore release is not terrible, by any means. The girl can flat-out sing, and she still has what is easily one of the (potentially) most recognizable voices in the genre. Her latest effort is disappointing, however, to the extent that it fails to reach the emotional high points of “Kerosene,” instead settling for psycho-femme romps and par-for-the-course ballads.

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April 28, 2007 at 11:26 am Permalink
Call me biased because I think I am perhaps Pennsylvania’s biggest Lambert fan, but I thought this release out-did her debut album by far. From listening to both albums, one can definitely tell that Miranda has transformed into a vocal powerhouse full of maturity, elegance, and sass that was not as evident on her debut CD at age 20.
I was shocked when I read your review, Jim, that you totally failed to mention the last track on the CD, Easy From Now On. I think the song has a strategic position on the disk, that even IF you did hate the previous 10 tracks, a listener would be left with a moment of enjoyment at the very end. I, however, thought there wasn’t a dull track on the entire thing, filler-free.
Overall, I thought the CD was spectacular. And if anyone wants to determine that for themselves, it’s on listening party at CMT(dot)com.
April 28, 2007 at 2:06 pm Permalink
I listened to the album twice today. As a caveat, it took me more than two listens to appreciate the “Kerosene” album. However, I largely agree with Jim’s assessment. It almost sounds as if, due to her disappointing showing at radio, Lambert has been pigeonholed into a “bad girl” role, but she wrote these songs herself and has embraced that persona in interviews. The maturity that characterized most of the cuts on Kerosene is also missing from this album; the sensitive songs are rather bland and she just sounds like an irrational baby on the attitude numbers.
Miranda is certainly handicapped by the expectations arising from the quality of her debut album and the usual sophomore slump factors that plague major label singer-songwriters. It’s not bad, but it’s definitely a step back.
April 28, 2007 at 2:26 pm Permalink
The only thing that I can agree with Jim on is his assessment of the title track. If there is one I might skip over while listening, it is Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, and so I don’t think it was the best move to name the album after it.
However, I believe the ballads on this album are just as good as those on Kerosene, and more believable. For example, “Desperate” was written entirely by Lambert with no assistance of a co-writer, and at Lambert’s age of 23 I’m more inclined to accept the possibility that this song was derrived from the experiences of the vocalist.
I must say it will be interesting to see what unfolds on the charts once this album is released since Blake Shelton will be releasing one on the same day.
April 28, 2007 at 3:42 pm Permalink
Drag, I thought “Kerosene” was the album Gretchen Wilson SHOULD have made. I’ll give it a listen though.
April 28, 2007 at 10:42 pm Permalink
So much for “Sugar and spice and everything nice,” eh? I guess I just don’t dig the whole bad girl persona and like Jim said, she lays it on so thick that it seems fake. I thought “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend,” “Dry Town,” and “Gunpowder and Lead” were a little over the top. “Desperation” wasn’t bad, but it was pretty forgettable. And how about this lyric from “Guilty In Here”: “That boy is like a sore in your mouth / that you just have to
fightbite.” Now that is cringe worthy.To me, “Easy From Now On,” “Love Letters,” “Famous In A Small Town,” and “More Like Her” were the most enjoyable tracks on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Jim’s last paragraph sums it all up quite nicely.
Baron: Gretchen Wilson came to my mind as well when listening to more than a couple of these songs.
April 28, 2007 at 10:59 pm Permalink
I think if she just left it alone with “Gunpowder…” and left out “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” (The title track, go figure) the album as whole would seem a little less hard-ass. But I still maintain she compensates for it with the vulnerable ballads.
As for Gretchen Wilson, I am very surprised we are getting a third release come May 15th after “Come to Bed” tanked at radio. I’m looking forward to it though.
April 28, 2007 at 11:03 pm Permalink
First, thanks for all the comments. I will not agree or disagree with comments on my own postings, however I do appreciate the responses, and will answer questions.
Second, RE “Come To Bed”. I am a big John Rich fan, but I don’t think people got the whole Gretchen Wilson “featuring John Rich,” thing. Let’s face it — do most country radio listners actually know John Rich is the “Rich” part of Big & Rich? Or that he’s a super-famous mega-writer?
April 28, 2007 at 11:22 pm Permalink
Yes, Big and Rich is a very interesting scenerio. There is Big Kenny who is attracting all the attention in the duo aspect with his colorful “love everybody” aura, but John Rich’s work on the side is definitely his claim to fame as of now. If you ask me, John seems very professional compared to Big Kenny.
It also appears “Lost In This Moment” could be the first Top 10 single of their career, which has been in existence since 2004.
I was disappointed “Come to Bed” didn’t do better. Gretchen made me a fan with that.
April 30, 2007 at 8:41 am Permalink
I think the Miranda album is terrific, and “Dry Town” is the weakest track on it (despite the pedigree of its authors, to whom I respectfully doff my hat). The songs are really strong, they’re not contrived like most mainstream country and the production has a satisfying gritty tinge. And given the polarizing effect of “Kerosene” (the song), I laughed out loud when I first heard “Gunpowder and Lead” kicking off the record. It’s like she was saying, “Screw metaphors, I’m just gonna shoot the sorry sonofabitch.”
April 30, 2007 at 11:02 am Permalink
RE “Screw Metaphors”: Gotta love it! Political correctness is not something Miranda utilizes excessively in her songwriting.
I received my copy of “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” today since I pre-ordered it from Sony, and it was like Christmas morning!
May 8, 2007 at 2:01 pm Permalink
I haven’t heard the new CD yet but did anybody read Lambert’s “blog” back from before her first CD came out? I put blog in quotes because I seem to recall it was more of a posting board than a blog. I stumbled across it a long time ago and she comes across as sweet and innocent as a Lifetime made for TV movie. This was from before she was famous and also included the period when the first song was breaking, so I assume it’s the “real” Lambert. That makes me suspicious there is some serious market matching going on. Blonde Gretchen Wilson? Younger GW? Whatever, let’s hope she stands up for herself and finds her voice.
May 8, 2007 at 2:30 pm Permalink
I’m not really buying the bad girl act, either. I saw her open for John Michael Montgomery before Kerosene came out and that persona was pretty much nonexistent. If I remember correctly, I think she was still a little timid on stage.
May 9, 2007 at 3:03 pm Permalink
I am buying that image totally. She has found her place as an artist in the world of country music, and this is who she is. Her bad girl persona (which isn’t an act) is what separates her from new female artists who are Barbie Doll products straight out of the Matel Factories.
Brady, if you were expecting a 21 year old girl who didn’t even release her first album to bring the house down when you saw her open for JMM, that was an unrealistic expectation. JMO
May 9, 2007 at 3:47 pm Permalink
Has she ever been in trouble with authorites? Does anyone know what her beliefs are, do they go against the grain of popular opinion? What consitutes a “bad girl” persona?
All I’ve heard are a few songs about being bad. I don’t think that’s enough to warrant the title. I’ll believe it’s fabricated until she proves otherwise.
May 9, 2007 at 4:45 pm Permalink
I liked it better the way that she did it for Kerosene, where “bad girl” was not the theme but just a really neat contrast to the album’s ballads and the dimpled blond on the album cover. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is less believable. Regarding Brady’s comment, Miranda has performed about a gazillion shows since you saw her. I saw her headline last August and thought that she was a terrific performer. However, I didn’t exactly think “outlaw” or “bad girl.”
May 9, 2007 at 5:36 pm Permalink
I think Brady’s reference to that particular show was just to show that the bad girl attitude wasn’t there before, he wasn’t expecting her to “bring the house down” or be a seasoned professional at that time.
May 10, 2007 at 8:16 am Permalink
Dave S: I wasn’t expecting her to bring the house down and was pretty impressed for not knowing who she was. I was just commenting about how that bad girl image wasn’t present then. Here’s what Blake Shelton has to say about the subject.
Matt C: I don’t doubt she’s a terrific performer and the past few years have probably done her a world of good. I didn’t mean for my previous comment to come off as derogatory, if it did.
June 3, 2007 at 12:49 pm Permalink
Thought I’d add my .02 cents to the comment page here. I think the CD is far better than Kerosene. I think people are just uncomfortable with any female country artists bucking the trend of foo-foo Faith Hill/Martina McBride slop that Nashville has been feeding them for the past 4 decades. I personally thought ‘Dry Town’ was one of the strongest tracks on the record as well as ‘Famous in a Small Town’ and her self-penned ‘Love Letters’. ‘Gunpowder and Lead’ makes people very uncomfortable but I didn’t hear people crying about Martina McBrides ‘Independance Day’ or Dixie Chicks ‘Goodbye Earl’, at least Miranda didn’t roll the body in a tarp and dump it into a river. I applaud Lambert for being brazen enough to sing it in the first person and stray from the usual ‘woman is abused and no one in society will help her…’. She took it in her own hands. The rest of the CD is very good songwriting on Miranda’s part and some very good covers,i.e. ‘Easy From Now On’. Maybe the people who don’t like the CD would be better of with Keith Urban or Taylor Swift’s new CD.
November 12, 2008 at 11:04 am Permalink
I bought this CD this week and LOVE it! In fact some of the ballads have helped in a healing process. What I have noticed from this page is that all remarks I have seen have been from men. Try being a woman involved with a man who is mentally, verbally and physically abusive and see if you can relate to Miranda’s music. The problem is you are all men and can’t relate.
December 3, 2008 at 10:37 pm Permalink
Why is it so important that Miranda Lambert actually is the Crazy Ex or outlaw/badgirl? What’s wrong with telling a story? What’s wrong with being an artist that says “this is life and it happens to some people”? That’s where the honesty is. She delivers the songs well and writes them well. That is what I care about. Besides, timid and seemingly sweet people carry more animosity than many loud mouths would think.
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