Album Review: Cory Morrow – Vagrants & Kings

Jim Malec | May 21st, 2008 Email Share

Cory Morrow - Vagrants & KingsWhen it comes to songwriting, Cory Morrow is like that guy at the party who keeps telling the same lame jokes over and over, while all of his friends look on, either too embarrassed or too kind to break the truth to him that he’s not funny in the slightest.

Vagrants & Kings, the Texas Country icon’s tenth album, is a mash-up of clichéd stories and painfully disjointed lyrics. It is an awkward moment that lasts an excruciating 51 minutes and 34 seconds, all of which Morrow spends oblivious to the fact that his attempts at wit fail miserably, his attempts at humor tragically, and his attempts at poignancy flatly.

It is rare indeed to encounter an album from an artist as well respected as Morrow (within certain circles) that contains as consistent a stream of utter rubbish as is found on Vagrants & Kings. “I Will Wait,” a four-minute and thirteen-second disaster which fails to form a single coherent thought, provides one of the album’s low-lights when it declares that, “You can change the light in the children’s eyes,” while the self-serving “All Said And Done” celebrates the fact that Morrow knows the names of a bunch of classic country songs.

From the disc’s opening track, “He Carries Me,” in which we learn that Morrow is, “Still seduced by the demons that make [him] weak” (and which features an appropriately cheesy, overly-emotional choir girl in the bridge), to lyrical turds like “Lonesome to the bone” and “This life can make your heart hard as stone” (”Love Finds Everyone”), to my personal favorite, “My baby and me, we like to stay out late/We drink in bars and roller skate” (”My Baby and Me”), and everywhere in between, Vagrants & Kings proves that the only thing worse than bad songwriting is bad songwriting that thinks it’s great.

And that is certainly the case here, as Morrow wraps all of this in oodles of slick, disappointingly mainstream production that plays up the drama to Rascalian proportions, all the while taking itself way too seriously. Morrow’s vocals are layered in an enthusiasm that is out of place at times, and simply annoying at others.

Morrow may be one of the Texas Country scene’s most heralded sons, but Vagrants & Kings is a trainwreck that possesses exactly zero redeeming qualities. It is an atrocious album that starts out bad and gets worse with every track.

1 Stars

  1. Baron Lane
    May 21, 2008 at 5:09 am Permalink

    This is why I only review releases I like, because
    the above type of review would run counter to my
    Southern raisin…

    Fine job though.

  2. Leeann
    May 21, 2008 at 6:14 am Permalink

    Whoa!! I don’t know anything about this guy, but I’m almost tempted to hear an album that gets sucha bad review. I guess I’m proof that no press is bad press?

  3. Kelly
    May 21, 2008 at 7:28 am Permalink

    As a fan of “Texas Country”, I will admit that I have never purchased Morrow’s discs and have only seen him live because he opened for reckless kelly. His stuff has never resonated with me, or made me stop and say, “okay, I get it”. Not bad, not good, just not for me. I would be careful though Jim, in calling him an Icon, even in Texas circles. While he has been a mainstay in the scene, he hasnt expereinced the glory and progression that many of the folks he started with have (Pat Green, Ingram, etc…). The true “icons” of the scene can sell out the same venue that larger, national names only fill half of (billy bobs for example). Morrow doesnt have that power. This album’s release has made barely a blip on the radar here in Texas, even less than his last couple of efforts. So, for people reading this review and thinking that Morrow represents some sort of vanguard in the Texas Music scene, he doesnt, and this album is an example as to why.

  4. Chris N.
    May 21, 2008 at 8:59 am Permalink

    “Rascalian”!

  5. Tony Nowobielski
    May 21, 2008 at 9:29 am Permalink

    I like Cory’s stuff but the last album (the before the greatest hits) was pretty bad. His live show quality has declined as well (in my opinion). I have seen him 5 times in the past 3-4 years and the show at the Nutty Brown last summer was bad. The crowd was pretty indifferent and we left before the encore (which never happens)

  6. Brad
    May 21, 2008 at 10:37 am Permalink

    Obviously, I disagree with this assessment, but respect that different opinions spin the world ’round. I’ve been a fan of Cory’s for over 10 years, and took this record for what it was…a fun reckoning for an artist re-discovering his passion.

    My review’s on our homepage (galleywinter.com) right now. I think you may have misinterpreted some of the tracks. For example, “All Said and Done” is a tongue in cheek rendering chastising those unimaginative souls in Texas Music and beyond who cover the same tunes over and over in concert, or who have copied things/trends that Morrow began with Pat Green out in Lubbock some 15 yrs ago. It is not merely a celebration of knowing the titles to the songs.

    “My Baby and Me” is admittedly trite…but, “I Can Wait” is a rather clever love song along the lines of the Hag’s “Let’s Chase Each Other Round…”.

    “He Carries Me” is one of the more powerful songs I’ve heard in years. The overriding message of leaning on Jesus in your hardest of times comes from Morrow’s own troubled past with drugs and alcohol. It didn’t derive from a a thirty minute meeting with an AR guy or a cubicle session in Nashvegas. Real life. The stuff country music used to focus on, that some of us still miss. It holds the type of authenticity that so many cuts out of Nashville strive for and don’t quite reach.

    Cory’s live shows used to be the thing to see in Texas circa 99-2002 along with Jack Ingram. And up until a few months ago, he had gotten in a rut where all the sets were the same and his passion was missing. However, I’ve seen him 3 times in the last 3 months and each time he’s been as good as he was 8 years ago…or better.

    So, my advice is if this record doesn’t do anything for you…check out his back catalog. Especially the “Man That I’ve Been” album…and the Double Exposure live album. Or…go see a show or two.

    Sidenote:

    -1-star ratings should be reserved for things like Cowboy Troy.

  7. Jim Malec
    May 21, 2008 at 1:52 pm Permalink

    I like Cowboy Troy, though. ;-)

  8. Jim Malec
    May 21, 2008 at 2:17 pm Permalink

    I don’t doubt the sincerity of “He Carries Me,” but like the rest of the album it is a song that is just poorly executed. An album does not deserve to be called good because it has good intentions or because it tries really hard to be good.

    I fail to see what is powerful about using as a hook a line (”He carries me”) that could have been pulled from an e-Mail forward, and then surrounding that line with a bunch of stale lyrical phrases. Maybe leaning on Jesus in your time of need is something worth talking about, but Morrow talks about doing so in the most trite and most predictable of terms.

    Yes, yes, we should all be lucky for the air we breathe. Does he really think no one has ever written that before? It’s neither fresh nor insightful nor clever.

  9. Funk
    May 21, 2008 at 3:06 pm Permalink

    Cory Morrow says, “I’m lucky just to breathe the air I breathe…”

    Warron Zevon says, “Enjoy Every Sandwich…”

    You decide who was working harder.

  10. Brad
    May 21, 2008 at 5:20 pm Permalink

    “…sometimes I forget to forgive even me…sometimes I stumble, and that’s when He carries me.”

    We’ll have to agree to disagree about the “stale” and “predictable” nature of this tune and others. If someone like Paisley puts this song out, he’d win CMA’s and be lauded for months. But, that’s a dilemma I’ve been vexed with for years about why certain songs and artists hit and others don’t. Once you’ve made it to the top, the establishment settles for mediocrity or less from you…and rewards you.

    Again…I’m not saying this album has reinvented the wheel or that it is even in the top 10 best things to have come out this year so far…but, I thought the review was harsher than what was warranted; that was all I was trying to say.

  11. Rick
    May 21, 2008 at 7:46 pm Permalink

    Come on guys, there have been very few new album reviews here at The 9513 the last couple of months and then you drop this lemon on us! I’ve never heard of Cory Morrow before and now I guess I know why. The Texas music scene fosters a wide variety and number of indie artists who do well within the state, some I like and many more that I don’t. Its nice of Jim to warn us off this turkey, but its not something I ever would have considered buying either way.

    Now I’m surprised there has not been a complete review of Aaron Watson’s “Angels and Outlaws” (or was there and I missed it?), an album I purchased purely because of praise here at The 9513 and especially the sample track “Hearts Are Breaking Across Texas Tonight” (by far the best song). Also a couple of us regular posters here (ie myself and Lanibug) would really appreciate a review of Jypsi’s debut album which is currently only available as a download. I’m far more interested in reviews of great new albums you guys discover by little known artists and also scathing reviews of Top 40 mainstream Nashville releases for the fun of it. A slashing review of a little known artist just doesn’t have much appeal. Well in my twisted opinion anyway……

  12. Brady Vercher
    May 22, 2008 at 6:11 am Permalink

    I haven’t listened to the album yet, so I don’t have any developed thoughts on it, but come on Rick. You have the right to criticize whatever you want, but I’m going have to disagree with your reasoning here.

    Just because you’ve never heard of Cory Morrow doesn’t mean no one has. He’s been around making music since near the beginning of the Texas movement. Futhermore, what makes a group like Jypsi–who haven’t even put out a physical product–worth reviewing over someone like Morrow who has a few albums to his name? Are they more relevant because they’re on a big label?

    As for Aaron Watson, there was a lot of press around his album release, but I don’t think we lavished praise on his new album. I heartily recommended people download the free songs because I thought what he was doing was great (both music and the promotion). If you’ll look at the single review again, it isn’t overly praising, either. I think his new album is solid and do enjoy it, but I don’t know that we heaped praise on it anywhere.

  13. Adriana
    May 22, 2008 at 7:57 am Permalink

    Cory Morrow’s music has really gone down hill. I was once a huge fan of his but I’m so over it. I went to one of his shows about 6-8 months ago and rather than being into the show, I stood towards the back with friends and we chatted the entire time. His show was just that bad. I wouldn’t expect this album to be any better.

  14. Conner
    May 23, 2008 at 6:13 pm Permalink

    First off, Adriana, why are you leaving a comment when you have not even heard the record? Makes no sense.

    Being from Texas and a college student I have come to love the artists that have come out of the state of Texas. My older brother turned me on to Cory, Pat Green, Jack Ingram, and others at an early age and I have been a fan for a long time.

    I hated Cory’s last record, but this one lets us know he is back. It is the fun and full of life Cory that made him popular back in the day. There are a couple songs I do not care for, but overall it is great.

    Everyone is allowed their own opinion and I respect that, but this was the harshest review I have ever read and is uncalled for. Cory is an icon in Texas and does sell out venues that others don’t. Cory still sells more tickets in this state than does Jack Ingram (ACM New Male Artist) and Jack is from here. Without Cory and Pat Green we do not have Randy Rogers Band and The Eli Young Band, two bands making waves the past couple of years.

    The only thing I ask is that everyone give the record a chance and not listen dismiss it because of bad review on an internet website. Everyone is a reviewer, but some just get published.

    The other funny thing is that this new Cory Morrow record is getting great reviews on iTunes and Lonestarmusic.com….. It was also in the top 10 on iTunes Country Album Sales Chart almost all week and is currently #12 on there.

  15. I am pretty much disappointed in Jim’s review, as a journalist he should appreciate the dissension.

    Having not listened to the ENTIRE album, I respect and admire the creative direction Cory has went.

    The songs that come out of Nashville’s marketing-publishing right wing have no relation to the music that artists like Morrow are writing and arranging down here in Country Music’s #1 demographic….

    At this point down here, Cory can do whatever record he feels like putting out, he has earned the right. Whether you or anyone else feels it, thank goodness we all have our opinions on what is great & what is mediocre.

    Best from Fort Worth,

  16. Justin B
    May 29, 2008 at 10:31 pm Permalink

    I’ve been a Cory Morrow fan for quite a while. First of all let me say that I haven’t seen him live in almost four years. The last time I did see him, he put on a great show and was making great music.

    Recently with the past three albums, including this one, Cory has just gotten worse. I loaded the new album onto my Zune MP3 player (yes I pay 14.99/month for the songs) and it was just plain bad. I’m sure Cory had good intentions, but the album just came across as bland over produced music.

    Cory’s music prior to Nothing Left to Hide was great stuff. Strong, solid songwriting. I think he has lost focus in my opinion, but I don’t know him personally so I could be wrong.

    Just because an artist hails from Texas, and helped launch a scene doesn’t mean that their greatness can go on forever. There are many artists out there that are WAY better. In my opinion the best true country artists coming out of Texas are Dale Watson, Eleven Hundred Springs, and Wayne Hancock. Another is Hayes Carll. This guy could write circles around Cory Morrow. These guys are the ones carrying the torch for true honest country music. It’s a shame that they don’t get the exposure on Texas music websites that they deserve.

  17. Justin B
    May 29, 2008 at 11:10 pm Permalink

    Of course this album is in the top ranked country albums on Itunes. Only the masses are going to like “pop-country” crap like this. Cory Morrow couldn’t hold a candle to the songwriting flame that guys like Dale Watson and Hayes Carll burn.

  18. Kelly
    May 30, 2008 at 7:40 am Permalink

    Charlie, I generally am with you, especially on the bands from our home state. But I dont agree that Morrow has reached a point artistically to where he can put “any kind of record out he wants”. He really isnt doing anything that different than what he has done in the past, and I kind of feel like its same old-same old. Bleu came out with something different and still remained himself even with a different sound. Reckless Kelly is doing the same with their new cd (its awesome), as they showcase the more rock side of their skills. Morrow has continued to put out cd’s that seem to only appeal to the hard-core Morrow fans, while other acts are gaining new fans and building larger audiences with their fresh, new material (including 1100, as I am sure you’ve noticed). I give him credit for helping build an audience that has turned into a “Scene”, but he has seemed to idle artistically where others have really put the hammer down and stepped it up.

  19. ATG
    June 4, 2008 at 10:33 pm Permalink

    Just got back from the show at Hills Cafe. Ryan James put on a great opening set. Lots of TX country music people in the audience. Cory’s set was pretty good-lots of hits and high energy. Met him before he went on (when Ryan James was on) milling in the crowd. Sad to say, I will never buy a cd/shirt/ticket from this guy again. Jerk of the highest order. Bummed because I like some/most of the music.

  20. Jeff
    June 5, 2008 at 10:13 pm Permalink

    I think brad from Galleywinter needs to remember that just because something isn’t “from a a thirty minute meeting with an AR guy or a cubicle session in Nashvegas” doesn’t mean its good. I wrote in Ben Cisneros’ Red Dirt article about most Texas music needing to have a filter besides Texas/Not Texas, and this is a good example.

    This record sounds like Cory Morrow trying to be Bob Schneider and Tony Robbins/Joel Osteen at the same time.

  21. Brad
    June 6, 2008 at 1:04 pm Permalink

    Jeff,

    My point wasn’t that it was good just b/c of that, my point was that it was real…and that the review seemed ultra-harsh. I’d have given it a 2star rating and called it a day.

    And trust me, as a purveyor of Texas Music, I know firsthand that there is as much, if not more crap that is pumped out down here than from the mainstream. The best filter is not supporting stuff you don’t believe in. I’m still at a loss as to why certain, horrible bands down here draw/sell; while other original/brilliant acts remain relatively undiscovered.

    As I said elsewhere…if you’re looking for something cool and original from down here, check out:
    -Josh Grider
    -Drew Kennedy
    -Ryan Bingham
    -Hayes Carll

    Cory’s record is what it is…and nothing more…nothing less. A decent collection of tunes…not horrible, not great.

  22. Slade Teal
    June 30, 2008 at 8:05 pm Permalink

    Hey Jim Malec, I’m just assuming that you are not from Texas and don’t know know the difference between good music and the shit you see on CMT. I live in Lubbock and he fills the hall everytime he comes through. Vagrants and Kings is in now way a one star record and you would probably get your ass kicked in most of the bars where Morrow plays with the attitude you have towards Texas Country.

  23. randy
    December 4, 2008 at 2:52 pm Permalink

    This is a upbeat well produces album throughout…”love finds everyone” is steller.

    As far as “legend” Pat Green..well his cannonball CD…was a dude.

    Please do not listen to this negativity. Jim Malec probably rotates Carrie Underwood / Faith Hill CD’s 24/7.

  24. Jim Malec
    December 4, 2008 at 3:03 pm Permalink
  25. JASON
    January 5, 2009 at 11:41 pm Permalink

    HELLO MY FELLOW TEXANS FIRST OF ALL IM GONNA MAKE THIS SHORT AND SWEET JUST GONNA TYPE NO COMMAS AND PERIODS NONE OF THAT I GIVE PROPS TO ALL THE CORY FANS HE HAS CAME ALONG WAY AND HAS PAID HIS DUES AND WRITES HIS OWN SONGS ALOT OF PEOPLE CAN SING A SONG BUT CAN THEY WRITE MY GUESS WOULD BE NO THATS WHY THERES NASHVILLE WERE THEY TELL U WHAT TO SING AND ALL THE SONGS SOUND THE SAME CORY IS MY FAVORITE I COULD GO ON FOR EVER BUT I WONT IM FROM TEXAS LOVE TEXAS MUSIC AND I DONT LIKE PEOPLE BASHING ANYTHING ABOUT TEXAS SO JIM YOUR REVIEW SUCKS I THINK CORY WOULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB

  26. Leeann Ward
    January 6, 2009 at 8:22 am Permalink

    “SO JIM YOUR REVIEW SUCKS I THINK CORY WOULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB.”

    So, Jason, you think Cory would have done a better job of doing what? Writing a review for his own album? I don’t know if the review would be better written, but you’re probably right that his review of his own album would be…more positive.:)

  27. Mike K
    January 6, 2009 at 9:06 am Permalink

    @Jason BURN!

  28. Chris N.
    January 6, 2009 at 9:29 am Permalink

    Commas and periods are your friends, I promise.

  29. Leeann Ward
    January 6, 2009 at 9:59 am Permalink

    Ha, Mike, it looks like you’re telling Jason to BURN. Now, that’s not very neighborly of you.

  30. Mike K
    January 6, 2009 at 10:13 am Permalink

    Not for him to burn, just figuratively that he should feel burned by your comments. I’m not that mean. Now, if I only had a picture to burn…

  31. Chris
    March 22, 2009 at 12:28 am Permalink

    You obviously don’t know Texas Country…and to Kelly, where have you been? Cory Morrow is one of the biggest Texas Country Stars…excluding Pat Green/Jack Ingram, and they got big and are on to Nashville which I can’t consider them Texas Country anymore. Cory Morrow is now one of the biggest Texas Country stars…this album was made because of his addiction with drugs and alcohol…Don’t listen to this review and buy this album or atleast give his music a chance, he’s a great singer/songwriter…God Bless

  32. paul
    April 21, 2009 at 3:43 am Permalink

    first off there is no way this c.d only gets one star, i will always give cory and the rest of the texas/red dirt props for putting out how the feel and being themselves!! Nashville music and guys like the editor here will never get it they only spin the music there bosses tell them too just like the douche bag artist up there can only sing the songs that some big wig who doesn’t know wat real music is tells them. The editor that wrote this probably helps kenny chesney do his make-up!!! Nashville sucks for a reason!!!

  33. paul
    April 21, 2009 at 3:46 am Permalink

    by the way 3 songs off vagrants and kings have made it on the texas charts which is 100 times more real and true than the carbon copy crap they put on the nashville charts!!!

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