A Conway Twitty Look-Alike

Weekends are usually slow around here since we’re almost always gone somewhere, but we do have some exciting things going on behind the scenes that will be rolled out in the coming weeks.

Today we were all out visiting our dad and he shared country music related joke with us that I thought was worth repeating. Stop me if you’ve heard it.

There was this preacher who looked like Conway Twitty. He was new to town and was going to go from house to house to introduce himself. The first house he came to there was a woman in the kitchen shucking corn. He knocked and when she came to the door she threw the corn in the air and exclaimed “Oh my gosh, it’s Conway Twitty!” He said “No, no, I’m just the new preacher. I wanted to stop by and introduce myself.”

At the next house there was a woman in the kitchen shelling her peas. He knocked and when she opened the door she threw the peas everywhere as she yelled out “Oh my gosh, it’s Conway Twitty!” The preacher said “No, no, I’m the new preacher. I just wanted to stop by and introduce myself.”

When he knocked at the next house the woman had been taking a shower, so she was wearing a towel. She opened the door and dropped the towel while shrieking “Oh my gosh, it’s Conway Twitty!” to which the preacher replied “Hello, darlin’.”

Bada bing!

Hope everyone is having a good weekend.