2009 CMA Awards Predictions

Jim Malec | November 10th, 2009 Email Share

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Depending on your point of view, the Country Music Association may be the organization responsible for broadening the reach of country music and its artists throughout the nation and around the world, the organization responsible for transforming the genre into a musically homogeneous mass-market commodity, or both. Either way, there’s no denying that both the industry and the fandom will have all eyes turned to Nashville’s Sommet Center tomorrow night as the association doles out the genre’s most significant, coveted and respected awards.

Sorry ACM and CMT–the CMA telecast is country music’s version of the Academy Awards, the one night when almost everyone who is anyone is in the building, all done up in the finest black-tie dress a country bumpkin can muster. Nominated and voted by industry peers, winning a CMA Award is one of the major defining moments in any artist’s career, the stuff that brings typically stage-honed superstars to genuine tears.

And for all it’s faults–lack of diversity and bloc voting among them–we’ll all watch the show and hope that the association will hand off this year’s batch of trophies to the right names (yes, sometimes the Association gets it right).

Of course, we’ll have to endure Dave Matthews and Kid Rock (and a whole lot of fluff and filler), but we’ll watch anyway, hoping for one of those magical musical moments, like when Alan Jackson stood up to the powers that be and honored George Jones, or when the publicly unheralded songwriter Matraca Berg brought the crowd to its feet with her stirring “Back When We Were Beautiful.”

    The 9513’s 2009 CMA Awards Predictions

    In 2008, The 9513 had five staffers weighing in with predictions. We’ve grown a bit since then–so much so, in fact, that we had trouble figuring out how to fit everyone’s picks onto the graphic below.

    Here’s how we stacked up last year:

    • Brody Vercher – 8
    • Brady Vercher – 7
    • Jim Malec – 6
    • Kelly Dearmore – 5
    • Ben Cisneros – 5

    The entire staff whiffed at last year’s Entertainer of The Year, proving that it’s never a smart idea to vote against Kenny Chesney. The lesson may not have been well-learned; once again, not a singer staffer picked Kenny to win.

    Elsewhere, only four staffers hopped off the Paisley bandwagon for Male Vocalist, with CM Wilcox picking Keith Urban, Karlie Justus going with King George and Juli Thanki and yours truly picking the new kid, Darius Rucker, for a dark horse win on the heels of his three #1s.

    Carrie Underwood has equally dominating support in Female Vocalist, with only Blake Bold and Kelly Dearmore dissenting for Miranda Lambert, and Sam Gazdziak and Stephen Deusner going for Taylor Swift.

    Here are The 9513’s 2009 overall favorites, based on a tally of votes cast:

    • Entertainer Of The Year: Brad Paisley
    • Male Vocalist of The Year: Brad Paisley
    • Female Vocalist of The Year: Carrie Underwood
    • Vocal Group of The Year: Zac Brown Band
    • Vocal Duo of The Year: Sugarland
    • New Artist of The Year: Jamey Johnson
    • Musician of The Year: Mac Macanally and Paul Franklin (tie)
    • Album of The Year: Jamey JohnsonThat Lonesome Song
    • Single of The Year: Jamey Johnson – “In Color”
    • Song of The Year: Jamey Johnson – “In Color” and Billy Currington – “People Are Crazy” (tie)
    • Musical Event of The Year: Randy Travis and Carrie Underwood – “I Told You So”
    • Video of The Year: Taylor Swift – “Love Story”

    CMA Links:
    Full List of 43rd CMA Nominees
    Miss Leslie’s Honky Tonk Happy Hour: Why I Won’t Be Watching The CMA Awards

    Make sure you watch with us–The 9513 will be live blogging the show beginning at 7:30 pm, EST.

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  1. Chris N.
    November 10, 2009 at 3:12 pm Permalink

    If you scroll up and down really quickly on the pictures it looks like a weird little movie where Jamey Johnson turns into Taylor Swift.

  2. Brady Vercher
    November 10, 2009 at 3:25 pm Permalink

    Judging from the comments on Miss Leslie’s article, that’s a horror movie that’s gonna send some people straight to Parkview.

  3. Noeller
    November 10, 2009 at 3:36 pm Permalink

    I would sure love it if your picks came true, but there’s just no way in hell JJ gets that much respect from the bloc voters.

  4. Rick
    November 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm Permalink

    I also don’t see Jamey Johnson winning anywhere near what your voters predict! “In Color” did well at radio but all of his subsequent singles have tanked. The CMT folks love Jamey and I could see him getting an award on their show, but the CMA not so much as marketplace appeal is king.

    My picks:
    Entertainer of the Year: Steve Martin
    Male Artist: Lane Turner
    Female Artist: Ashton Shepherd
    Vocal Group: 3 Fox Drive
    Vocal Duo: Dailey & Vincent (or The Wrights)
    New Artist: Harmony James
    Musician: Jon Weisberger
    Album of the Year: Willie & The Wheel
    Single of the Year: Outside My Window (Sarah Buxton)
    Song of the Year: I Can’t Sleep (Tejas Brothers)
    Musical Event: Jennifer Nettles Losing Her Voice (Sadly, it returned)
    Video: Somethin’ In The Water – Jeffrey Steele (I don’t care how long its been out. It rocks!)

    My only sure fire predictions: I will not be watching this celebration of all things AirHead Country and won’t give a crap who wins. Not even the idea of an entertaining and snarky live blog interests me as I just don’t care about most of the artists featured. Yawn…

  5. Rick
    November 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm Permalink

    Gosh, The Jeff Steele video is no longer on YouTube! I guess the low quality Y’All Wire version is all that’s left:
    Link: http://www.yallwire.com/player/sonybmgjeffreysteelesomethininthewater.html?detect_mediatype=flv&detect_bitrate=_700&big=1

  6. Joe M
    November 10, 2009 at 6:01 pm Permalink

    Entertainer: Brad
    Male: Brad
    Female: Carrie
    Group: Lady A
    Duo: Brooks & Dunn
    New Artist: Darius
    Single: In Color
    Song: I Told You So
    Event: I Told You So
    Album: Fearless
    Video: Love Story

  7. Joe M
    November 10, 2009 at 6:03 pm Permalink

    I think song of the year nominees should have been:

    In Color
    Just A Dream
    I Told You So
    Sissy’s Song
    Living For The NIght

    anyone agree??

  8. God
    November 10, 2009 at 6:29 pm Permalink

    As usual, I shall remain non-partisan in matters concerning the Association.

    Please refer to my previously reported statements on the matter, as reported by Mr Wilcox on the other country music website.

  9. ALJID
    November 10, 2009 at 9:47 pm Permalink

    @Rick

    I think it’s time you set up your own award show and see how many will attend and watch it and of course, see how many people won’t give a crap. You sound like you are living in your own world and you only see the artists that you like to see. Why post in this site anyway when you don’t see much of your Ashton?

  10. Stormy
    November 10, 2009 at 11:12 pm Permalink

    I predict I’m going to be watching Glee.

  11. Please!
    November 11, 2009 at 7:40 am Permalink

    looks like george jones won the best country song vote, it was just announced on GMA.. crazy was second.

  12. Cardsgal
    November 11, 2009 at 12:16 pm Permalink

    Although I’m a voting member, I haven’t watched these awards for five or six years, and haven’t felt strongly about any of the nominees. This year, however, I may actually tune in, as I passionately believe that Taylor Swift deserves the EOTY nod, and will be thoroughly disgusted if she does not win.

  13. Rick
    November 11, 2009 at 5:00 pm Permalink

    ALJID, as far as “Rick Smack’s” go your contribution ranks only about 2 out of 5 possible stars! There was plenty of stuff in my post to shred! (lol) Look, I was just expressing my obviously stilted opinion and don’t really expect anyone to agree with it. I’m the mainstream country bashing “Oscar the Grouch” (less the trash can) around here and remain steadfastly consistent!

  14. merlefan49
    November 12, 2009 at 10:42 am Permalink

    @Cardsgal

    Just what is so special about Taylor? She can’t sing live. She uses smoke and mirrors in her shows to draw the attention away from that fact.

  15. gloria
    November 13, 2009 at 12:23 pm Permalink

    I saw her show and it was ridiculous. Between her slinging her head and hair and beating on those drumcans and changing costumes and standing there agging on the crowd to cheer for her….well, I got nauseated and could not wait for her show to be over. All the screeching little girls that were there was annoying as well. It was not like any country concert I’ve ever been to. Belonged on the Disney station. Then it was over and the master Entertainer came on and the roof almost came off the arena and I’m talking Keith Urban! Now that is an entertainer even though you all are in love with Brad, but he can’t touch Keith’s show…IMO!

  16. Madison
    November 15, 2009 at 12:08 pm Permalink

    Carrie’s Cowboy Casanova should get an honorable mention!
    http://myplay.com/videos/carrie-underwood/cowboy-casanova

    -Madison

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